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1. How many men does it take to open a beer? None, It should be opened by the time she brings it. 2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. 3. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. 4. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me . . ." 5. How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. 6. Why do men fart more than wom…

1. How many men does it take to open a beer? None, It should be opened by the time she brings it. 2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. 3. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. 4. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me . . ." 5. How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. 6. Why do men fart more than wom…

30 Things Not To Say To Your Bird 1) Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. 2) How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!? 3) You must be very experienced. 4) Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? 5) Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. 6) I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. 7) Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt. 8) Would you mind rolling around in this flour. 9) I heard carpenters dream about you. 10) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 11) Look.. I can get my whole arm in. 12) It's a good thing you have so many other ta…

30 Things Not To Say To Your Bird 1) Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. 2) How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!? 3) You must be very experienced. 4) Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? 5) Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. 6) I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. 7) Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt. 8) Would you mind rolling around in this flour. 9) I heard carpenters dream about you. 10) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 11) Look.. I can get my whole arm in. 12) It's a good thing you have so many other ta…

30 Things Not To Say To Your Bird 1) Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. 2) How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!? 3) You must be very experienced. 4) Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? 5) Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. 6) I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. 7) Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt. 8) Would you mind rolling around in this flour. 9) I heard carpenters dream about you. 10) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 11) Look.. I can get my whole arm in. 12) It's a good thing you have so many other ta…

wheeeeeeee! Just a quick pop down from the popples spaceship to invite Creamy and Fred back to mine for an intergalactic threesome!

wheeeeeeee! Just a quick pop down from the popples spaceship to invite Creamy and Fred back to mine for an intergalactic threesome!

wheeeeeeee! Just a quick pop down from the popples spaceship to invite Creamy and Fred back to mine for an intergalactic threesome!

Noticed the topic got closed - well I've only jsut read it since last week, and it does seem bit one-sided to me. I've got nothing against anybody on this board but it does seem some peeps only have 1 side of the story, I've got my views which I can't b arsed to put up, I had a wicked holiday and so did Elly and Tara but I do wanna say this - the newbie that came on and said Tara put u off the board - if u came to Ibiza with us and were told u weren't wanted on certain nites out because u were a girl and cramped certain peeps style ie - main reason making it harder to pull, would u jsut bugger off happily letting the main ones on this site carry on after inviting everyon…

Noticed the topic got closed - well I've only jsut read it since last week, and it does seem bit one-sided to me. I've got nothing against anybody on this board but it does seem some peeps only have 1 side of the story, I've got my views which I can't b arsed to put up, I had a wicked holiday and so did Elly and Tara but I do wanna say this - the newbie that came on and said Tara put u off the board - if u came to Ibiza with us and were told u weren't wanted on certain nites out because u were a girl and cramped certain peeps style ie - main reason making it harder to pull, would u jsut bugger off happily letting the main ones on this site carry on after inviting everyon…

Noticed the topic got closed - well I've only jsut read it since last week, and it does seem bit one-sided to me. I've got nothing against anybody on this board but it does seem some peeps only have 1 side of the story, I've got my views which I can't b arsed to put up, I had a wicked holiday and so did Elly and Tara but I do wanna say this - the newbie that came on and said Tara put u off the board - if u came to Ibiza with us and were told u weren't wanted on certain nites out because u were a girl and cramped certain peeps style ie - main reason making it harder to pull, would u jsut bugger off happily letting the main ones on this site carry on after inviting everyon…

I was spending the day in the house on my own and had already knocked out a few arm breakers when I decided there was more to life than burping the worm all the time. My blue veined hooligan had been getting a bit sore lately as a result and it was therefore time for my womb-broom to experience a bit of action and allow my kojaks money box to shoot some filthy yoghurt into some womans furry letter box. Feeding the pigeons is OK but not to the extent I had been doing it. Later that evening I prepared myself for a night on the town with the boys. There's no better preparation then having baked one for hours and then feeling the ecstasy of releasin…

I was spending the day in the house on my own and had already knocked out a few arm breakers when I decided there was more to life than burping the worm all the time. My blue veined hooligan had been getting a bit sore lately as a result and it was therefore time for my womb-broom to experience a bit of action and allow my kojaks money box to shoot some filthy yoghurt into some womans furry letter box. Feeding the pigeons is OK but not to the extent I had been doing it. Later that evening I prepared myself for a night on the town with the boys. There's no better preparation then having baked one for hours and then feeling the ecstasy of releasin…

I was spending the day in the house on my own and had already knocked out a few arm breakers when I decided there was more to life than burping the worm all the time. My blue veined hooligan had been getting a bit sore lately as a result and it was therefore time for my womb-broom to experience a bit of action and allow my kojaks money box to shoot some filthy yoghurt into some womans furry letter box. Feeding the pigeons is OK but not to the extent I had been doing it. Later that evening I prepared myself for a night on the town with the boys. There's no better preparation then having baked one for hours and then feeling the ecstasy of releasin…

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" "10" "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne,Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" "10" "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne,Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" "10" "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne,Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"

Yo Bud - long time no see - when you out next mate - I miss ya all !

Yo Bud - long time no see - when you out next mate - I miss ya all !

Yo Bud - long time no see - when you out next mate - I miss ya all !

I have decks ! And I'm gonna be in all girls areas in the next two weeks ! Oh yes I am! And I have CD's Lots of them Yes I do! Would you like one ? Watch out Vinyl, Rave and all the other donkey doughnut wananbes, theres a new wannabe in town ... His name ........ CREAMYC!

I have decks ! And I'm gonna be in all girls areas in the next two weeks ! Oh yes I am! And I have CD's Lots of them Yes I do! Would you like one ? Watch out Vinyl, Rave and all the other donkey doughnut wananbes, theres a new wannabe in town ... His name ........ CREAMYC!

I have decks ! And I'm gonna be in all girls areas in the next two weeks ! Oh yes I am! And I have CD's Lots of them Yes I do! Would you like one ? Watch out Vinyl, Rave and all the other donkey doughnut wananbes, theres a new wannabe in town ... His name ........ CREAMYC!

This is a test of the Emergency Friendship System ....... A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" ©alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears ®aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues y…

This is a test of the Emergency Friendship System ....... A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" ©alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears ®aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues y…

This is a test of the Emergency Friendship System ....... A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" ©alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears ®aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues y…

Annoying but ammusing at the same time. I just received some spam with the subject "Girls with their eyes glued shut with jizz" Nice. m.

Annoying but ammusing at the same time. I just received some spam with the subject "Girls with their eyes glued shut with jizz" Nice. m.

Annoying but ammusing at the same time. I just received some spam with the subject "Girls with their eyes glued shut with jizz" Nice. m.

Fresh of the e-mail from our office in Dublin, where it's going round the houses, whetver he was on I want some Actual answers given to Larry Gogan on the Just a Minute Quiz. (Irish Radio Station) 1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword 2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon 3) Name the Capital of France? F 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital 7) What is Hitlers first name ? Heil 8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in sh*it 9) Some famous brothers ? Bonnie and Cl…