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I've got a load of monkey assistants on order, specifically to help those of you stuck at w.ork. Who wants one, and what special skills should they have.? The workshop I was in last summer, the guys wanted one that could run about and grab screwdrivers when needed, and could also make a decent cup of tea.

I've got a load of monkey assistants on order, specifically to help those of you stuck at w.ork. Who wants one, and what special skills should they have.? The workshop I was in last summer, the guys wanted one that could run about and grab screwdrivers when needed, and could also make a decent cup of tea.

I know it's a bit early and all, but it's always fun to look ahead (and hey, it makes you forget about how crap [censored] is for a bit) Friday - Paul Van Dyk @ Slinky. Should be a laugh, going with a couple of peeps I know off MM.net, and some of the GG.com crew as well. Well messy, and probably no sleep if this weekend was anything to go by. Saturday - no time for sleep as straight on a train to Croydon for my mate's house party (where I will be DJing - should be fun on a comedown). More messiness, some adventures with Skittles Flavoured Vodka, and other substances I can't really mention in front of the little 'uns. Sunday - stagger across London to Palme…

I know it's a bit early and all, but it's always fun to look ahead (and hey, it makes you forget about how crap [censored] is for a bit) Friday - Paul Van Dyk @ Slinky. Should be a laugh, going with a couple of peeps I know off MM.net, and some of the GG.com crew as well. Well messy, and probably no sleep if this weekend was anything to go by. Saturday - no time for sleep as straight on a train to Croydon for my mate's house party (where I will be DJing - should be fun on a comedown). More messiness, some adventures with Skittles Flavoured Vodka, and other substances I can't really mention in front of the little 'uns. Sunday - stagger across London to Palme…

I know it's a bit early and all, but it's always fun to look ahead (and hey, it makes you forget about how crap [censored] is for a bit) Friday - Paul Van Dyk @ Slinky. Should be a laugh, going with a couple of peeps I know off MM.net, and some of the GG.com crew as well. Well messy, and probably no sleep if this weekend was anything to go by. Saturday - no time for sleep as straight on a train to Croydon for my mate's house party (where I will be DJing - should be fun on a comedown). More messiness, some adventures with Skittles Flavoured Vodka, and other substances I can't really mention in front of the little 'uns. Sunday - stagger across London to Palme…

> >>An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in >>a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. >> >>The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started >>up >>a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Australian >>folk >>eat the whole bread?" >>The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his >>breakfast,and >>replied, "Of course." >>The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat >>what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,…

> >>An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in >>a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. >> >>The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started >>up >>a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Australian >>folk >>eat the whole bread?" >>The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his >>breakfast,and >>replied, "Of course." >>The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat >>what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,…

> >>An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in >>a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. >> >>The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started >>up >>a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Australian >>folk >>eat the whole bread?" >>The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his >>breakfast,and >>replied, "Of course." >>The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat >>what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,…

Without your mobile phone in you life............. ? discuss.....

Without your mobile phone in you life............. ? discuss.....

Without your mobile phone in you life............. ? discuss.....

Well i been tryin to post this for a bit so lets see if itll do it now......... i said a bit ago that the idea of sex against a wall was well horny and that i sooo wanted to do it......well i finally did it and [censored] ME it was amazin, the sex would have been anyway cos it always is, but OH MY [censored] GOD, how turned on was i?? I thought itd be well difficult to do position wise but we kinda got it right quite fast...was in my hallway I STORNGLY recommend this to anyone, and i WILL be doin it again SOON hopefully!!

Well i been tryin to post this for a bit so lets see if itll do it now......... i said a bit ago that the idea of sex against a wall was well horny and that i sooo wanted to do it......well i finally did it and [censored] ME it was amazin, the sex would have been anyway cos it always is, but OH MY [censored] GOD, how turned on was i?? I thought itd be well difficult to do position wise but we kinda got it right quite fast...was in my hallway I STORNGLY recommend this to anyone, and i WILL be doin it again SOON hopefully!!

Well i been tryin to post this for a bit so lets see if itll do it now......... i said a bit ago that the idea of sex against a wall was well horny and that i sooo wanted to do it......well i finally did it and [censored] ME it was amazin, the sex would have been anyway cos it always is, but OH MY [censored] GOD, how turned on was i?? I thought itd be well difficult to do position wise but we kinda got it right quite fast...was in my hallway I STORNGLY recommend this to anyone, and i WILL be doin it again SOON hopefully!!

i am sitting in my brothers room and have just been having a nosey round (as you do) and looking at the shrine he seems to have made to his girlfriend. she has made him so many cards, pictures and sweet things! i have just found a big heart shape box coverd in red tissue paper scrunched in to little balls. inside is are loads of little peices of paper telling him why she loves him, little memories of things they have done and stuff. it is so sweet!! my brother is a little cunt but she sems to be so much in love with him. i never realised how much, you should see it all, loads of cards. BOYS: please note when girls do things like this for you,…

i am sitting in my brothers room and have just been having a nosey round (as you do) and looking at the shrine he seems to have made to his girlfriend. she has made him so many cards, pictures and sweet things! i have just found a big heart shape box coverd in red tissue paper scrunched in to little balls. inside is are loads of little peices of paper telling him why she loves him, little memories of things they have done and stuff. it is so sweet!! my brother is a little cunt but she sems to be so much in love with him. i never realised how much, you should see it all, loads of cards. BOYS: please note when girls do things like this for you,…

i am sitting in my brothers room and have just been having a nosey round (as you do) and looking at the shrine he seems to have made to his girlfriend. she has made him so many cards, pictures and sweet things! i have just found a big heart shape box coverd in red tissue paper scrunched in to little balls. inside is are loads of little peices of paper telling him why she loves him, little memories of things they have done and stuff. it is so sweet!! my brother is a little cunt but she sems to be so much in love with him. i never realised how much, you should see it all, loads of cards. BOYS: please note when girls do things like this for you,…

Can anyone tell me if the Liverpool game is being shown on television tonight? m.

Can anyone tell me if the Liverpool game is being shown on television tonight? m.

Can anyone tell me if the Liverpool game is being shown on television tonight? m.

Here's one for the men! If you had to choose between a fantastic blow job or good ta average sex what would it be?

Here's one for the men! If you had to choose between a fantastic blow job or good ta average sex what would it be?

Here's one for the men! If you had to choose between a fantastic blow job or good ta average sex what would it be?

When I'm coming down I always seem to have dodgy dreams. Other night I dreamt that I was walking down this hill and kept sitting down then getting up again but it was a real struggle to get up?! Last nights was the freakiest, dreamt I was on the bus holding a teeny baby and Jon (my boyf) told me to "wait 'til the bus stopped" before getting up and that he'd "get the buggy". So it was like it was OUR baby?!?!?!?! Very worrying, I think I'll take a pregnancy test, lol Any dodgy dreams anyone? And where has our official dream analyst Whizzer got too???

When I'm coming down I always seem to have dodgy dreams. Other night I dreamt that I was walking down this hill and kept sitting down then getting up again but it was a real struggle to get up?! Last nights was the freakiest, dreamt I was on the bus holding a teeny baby and Jon (my boyf) told me to "wait 'til the bus stopped" before getting up and that he'd "get the buggy". So it was like it was OUR baby?!?!?!?! Very worrying, I think I'll take a pregnancy test, lol Any dodgy dreams anyone? And where has our official dream analyst Whizzer got too???

When I'm coming down I always seem to have dodgy dreams. Other night I dreamt that I was walking down this hill and kept sitting down then getting up again but it was a real struggle to get up?! Last nights was the freakiest, dreamt I was on the bus holding a teeny baby and Jon (my boyf) told me to "wait 'til the bus stopped" before getting up and that he'd "get the buggy". So it was like it was OUR baby?!?!?!?! Very worrying, I think I'll take a pregnancy test, lol Any dodgy dreams anyone? And where has our official dream analyst Whizzer got too???

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