General Discussion

I have recently taken up a position at the Club Colosseum in Vauxhall and as part of my re branding / marketing I am looking at sourcing a piece of music ideally house or trance to include as the background to our website www.clubcolosseum.com The club used to hold regular garage / R & B nights but has not done so for 3 years and now has strict music policies against holding such nights now or in the future. So I feel the music of the website must now reflect these changes. The piece of music needs to be at least 2 minutes in length with or without vocals. The producer will have their name credited on the website and we can also arrange for a link to th…

... computer desk ? On James', we have .. FOUR empty packets of crisps (all mine) THREE empty packets of Maltesers (all mine) SEVEN empty glasses (both of ours) ONE empty bottle of wine (both of ours) TWO bowls containing a few coco pops (all James') ONE plate (mine) ONE small plate (mine) ONE empty carton of milk (James') ONE knife (mine) ONE fork (mine) TWO spoons (James') Tramp ALERTIO !!

I can't help but feel, for the sake of a quiet house, it would have been wiser to have chosen a new car... King chooses next bride.

Inspired by a comment made by Alex in general. Can anyone shed some light on this and post views and opinions. Im away to search on good old google now for some info

I am with ntl and keep having bloody problems with my modem Keep getting cut of etc, bloody annoying

when your balls drop, can you feel it & does it hurt?

Hello my sweet What you up to this friday night? I start my new job at liquid so you should pop down and have a ganders! Did you go out with fern for her biffday last night? I couldnt make it

I think we should go out and buy a DVD recorder / writter this weekend. Whaddya think ?

i werent ignoring your texts , i just ran out of credit did you have a good time ?

well what do you do during the week to pay the bills etc?

just writing to say thanks to ctw for lettin me post me forum on the forum i got some new members through it and now have 2,500 posts so thanks

Anyone seen this ? What did you think of it ? I have been wanting to see this for ages as it looked really good ! Watched it last night on DVD and overall, I was dissapointed !

Crikey - he is getting WELL old ! He used to be a looker - now he is a wrinkler !

... probably a question thats going to make me sound more of a thick twat than first tot' ...but... can anyone tell us the name of the first track played by Amber D @ Creamfields in Tidy Arena *not counting the "Can't touch this" skit*... and then again later by Andy Farley as the last track, again, in the Tidy Arena @ Creamfields? been bugging me all week trying to think of what the fuck it was taaaaaaaaar ...think it may of been recently(ish) released on one of the said Tidy Labels?

Now, I love fresh salmon. But, when I cooked some the other day, the whole flat stank like a stale festering bin bag. It wasn't even rudely fishy, in the way that anchovies might be pejoratively accused of smelling of female genitalia which brings me to my favourite joke, as told apparantly by Princess Di once at a dinner party thus hideously shaming Prince Charles What smells worse than an anchovy? An anchovy's bottom

Mine is when I was getting to the next stage of my mathematics book in the infants and I was dead chuffed !

i've just installed service pack 2 onto my p.c. It took a long time to load up after restarting, has anyone else installed it? Has anyone had any problems with it?

Pretending to have his hair coloured.

do you ever suffer from camel toe?

.. supposed to start getting cold ???

Well, I hate heights & of course erasers What do you fear or have a phobia of?

hi im from vancouver bc canada and im a huge fan of uk hardhouse.i have about 300 records of pure hardhouse.im dj natron and i have a new mix i made ready for anyone who is interested.the hardhouse scene here is bad,there is none.If i could i would go to london any day to spin. hope to hear from all you uk hardhouse fans natron

I just heard your new tune in the new PC World advert m8!!! Well Done!!!

sorry ive not been online so couldnt get too chat. ive had the most horrendus week ever, fuking workmen, dont trust the bastards ever. hopefully catch up with soon xxx

Where me and "TidyToss" were playing b2b. It would have been proper shit. Cheesy disco 80s Bit of house/old skool & D&B

off away for the next for days to leeds Im sure most of you bunch will be glad to be rid of the sight of me, but i hope one of you will miss my stupid ass well i'll have fun, get pissed, have lots of sex (wiv the same person) and see what els takes my fancie mwah love all you lovely person's loads if you miss me the ceque will be in the post ill leave you wiv this pc of me

do you want to give me heartattack opend up your profile and boom jumped out my skin scary stuff there hun i think im gonna have to dig out the plastic sheet for my bed whas this ment to look like this mwah love ya