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The boards really kicking this morning. So glad I've forgone breakfast to stay here and experience the non stop roller coaster of fun that is......*falls asleep at computer*

The boards really kicking this morning. So glad I've forgone breakfast to stay here and experience the non stop roller coaster of fun that is......*falls asleep at computer*

I only live twice ...

I only live twice ...

I only live twice ...

any girls agree that cum gives you heart burn? or that the taste changes depending on what he has eaten? views please!!

any girls agree that cum gives you heart burn? or that the taste changes depending on what he has eaten? views please!!

any girls agree that cum gives you heart burn? or that the taste changes depending on what he has eaten? views please!!

ok, so we've sussed out that you lasses are as bad if not worse than us fellas. the other thing that puzzles me is what methods do you ladies like? do you prefer hands or toys?

ok, so we've sussed out that you lasses are as bad if not worse than us fellas. the other thing that puzzles me is what methods do you ladies like? do you prefer hands or toys?

ok, so we've sussed out that you lasses are as bad if not worse than us fellas. the other thing that puzzles me is what methods do you ladies like? do you prefer hands or toys?

Hahahahaha!! See attatchment again!!

Hahahahaha!! See attatchment again!!

Hahahahaha!! See attatchment again!!

Hi guys, sorry about the seriousness of this, but I thought it was really important. Amina Lawal of Nigeria has been sentenced to death by stoning for having a baby outside marriage. This is to take place as soon as her 8-month old baby has been weaned. Amnesty have started a petition to the Nigerian President to save her life. You can sign it at: http://www.mertonai.org/amina/ Just think how many of us haev sex outside marriage - this is what this woman is to be stoned to death for! I hope you can all find time to sign it. Thanks Caz x

Hi guys, sorry about the seriousness of this, but I thought it was really important. Amina Lawal of Nigeria has been sentenced to death by stoning for having a baby outside marriage. This is to take place as soon as her 8-month old baby has been weaned. Amnesty have started a petition to the Nigerian President to save her life. You can sign it at: http://www.mertonai.org/amina/ Just think how many of us haev sex outside marriage - this is what this woman is to be stoned to death for! I hope you can all find time to sign it. Thanks Caz x

Hi guys, sorry about the seriousness of this, but I thought it was really important. Amina Lawal of Nigeria has been sentenced to death by stoning for having a baby outside marriage. This is to take place as soon as her 8-month old baby has been weaned. Amnesty have started a petition to the Nigerian President to save her life. You can sign it at: http://www.mertonai.org/amina/ Just think how many of us haev sex outside marriage - this is what this woman is to be stoned to death for! I hope you can all find time to sign it. Thanks Caz x

im really board!!!!

im really board!!!!

im really board!!!!

A Scouser walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Alright mate, I'm lookin' for a job" The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter. You'll have to drive her around in a big black Mercedes, a uniform will be provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided, and once a year you will be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is £200,000 a year." The Scouser said "Nah, you're talkin’ bollox!". The man behind the counter said "Well you st…

A Scouser walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Alright mate, I'm lookin' for a job" The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter. You'll have to drive her around in a big black Mercedes, a uniform will be provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided, and once a year you will be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is £200,000 a year." The Scouser said "Nah, you're talkin’ bollox!". The man behind the counter said "Well you st…

A Scouser walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Alright mate, I'm lookin' for a job" The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter. You'll have to drive her around in a big black Mercedes, a uniform will be provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided, and once a year you will be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is £200,000 a year." The Scouser said "Nah, you're talkin’ bollox!". The man behind the counter said "Well you st…

i am in drastic need to go to ibiza, tonight or tommorrow night, and i have found a great deal, for £85 each if anyone fancies it please e mail me asap!!! sophie x

i am in drastic need to go to ibiza, tonight or tommorrow night, and i have found a great deal, for £85 each if anyone fancies it please e mail me asap!!! sophie x

i am in drastic need to go to ibiza, tonight or tommorrow night, and i have found a great deal, for £85 each if anyone fancies it please e mail me asap!!! sophie x

i am and both i, and my right hand, are very happy. i can't ever imagine anybody being able to come between us. we are so compatable we are even the same blood type. we do everything together and i can't imagine what life would be like if we were ever parted. i'm not going to lie to you, i have been unfaithful on a couple of occassions in the past, but in the end i've always ended up with my right hand again. i'm so grateful for having such an understanding and forgiving right hand. sometimes, to spice things up a little, we'll bring in a third party. it's really exciting having right hand on my shaft while left hand gentley caresses my balls. …

i am and both i, and my right hand, are very happy. i can't ever imagine anybody being able to come between us. we are so compatable we are even the same blood type. we do everything together and i can't imagine what life would be like if we were ever parted. i'm not going to lie to you, i have been unfaithful on a couple of occassions in the past, but in the end i've always ended up with my right hand again. i'm so grateful for having such an understanding and forgiving right hand. sometimes, to spice things up a little, we'll bring in a third party. it's really exciting having right hand on my shaft while left hand gentley caresses my balls. …

i am and both i, and my right hand, are very happy. i can't ever imagine anybody being able to come between us. we are so compatable we are even the same blood type. we do everything together and i can't imagine what life would be like if we were ever parted. i'm not going to lie to you, i have been unfaithful on a couple of occassions in the past, but in the end i've always ended up with my right hand again. i'm so grateful for having such an understanding and forgiving right hand. sometimes, to spice things up a little, we'll bring in a third party. it's really exciting having right hand on my shaft while left hand gentley caresses my balls. …

COMPANY MEMO - AMENDED TERMS OF EMPLOYMENT > >SICK DAYS: >We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are >able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to [censored]. > >SURGERY: >Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all >your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. >To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. > >PERSONAL DAYS: >Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called >Saturday and Sunday. > >VACATION DAYS: >All employees will take their vacation at …