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COMPANY MEMO - AMENDED TERMS OF EMPLOYMENT > >SICK DAYS: >We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are >able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to [censored]. > >SURGERY: >Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all >your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. >To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. > >PERSONAL DAYS: >Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called >Saturday and Sunday. > >VACATION DAYS: >All employees will take their vacation at …

COMPANY MEMO - AMENDED TERMS OF EMPLOYMENT > >SICK DAYS: >We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are >able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to [censored]. > >SURGERY: >Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all >your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. >To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. > >PERSONAL DAYS: >Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called >Saturday and Sunday. > >VACATION DAYS: >All employees will take their vacation at …

Im takin out the flakey mobile sat,so if your nippin over the wirral I can take you over from town if its any good for you. laters

Im takin out the flakey mobile sat,so if your nippin over the wirral I can take you over from town if its any good for you. laters

Im takin out the flakey mobile sat,so if your nippin over the wirral I can take you over from town if its any good for you. laters

Just interested to see who my sorry companions are! Geeze are we idiots or what? Here is a shite graemlin for all you losers

Just interested to see who my sorry companions are! Geeze are we idiots or what? Here is a shite graemlin for all you losers

Just interested to see who my sorry companions are! Geeze are we idiots or what? Here is a shite graemlin for all you losers

To one and all. I am back on the board after a short break and the delights of moving into a new home- oh the joys of unpacking and DIY not. Just got the fun of decorating while all you lot are in Ibiza Well am sure will catch you around the boards a lot as I now have a mortgage and cannot afford to come out so will be a net junkie Take care Dondo x

To one and all. I am back on the board after a short break and the delights of moving into a new home- oh the joys of unpacking and DIY not. Just got the fun of decorating while all you lot are in Ibiza Well am sure will catch you around the boards a lot as I now have a mortgage and cannot afford to come out so will be a net junkie Take care Dondo x

To one and all. I am back on the board after a short break and the delights of moving into a new home- oh the joys of unpacking and DIY not. Just got the fun of decorating while all you lot are in Ibiza Well am sure will catch you around the boards a lot as I now have a mortgage and cannot afford to come out so will be a net junkie Take care Dondo x

just wanted to say have a wicked time in ibiza! diddent get to chat last night as i was on my break. take care and dont do anything i wouldent do!! sophie xxxxxx p.s might supprise you and see you out there!!! ( I WISH!!!! )

just wanted to say have a wicked time in ibiza! diddent get to chat last night as i was on my break. take care and dont do anything i wouldent do!! sophie xxxxxx p.s might supprise you and see you out there!!! ( I WISH!!!! )

just wanted to say have a wicked time in ibiza! diddent get to chat last night as i was on my break. take care and dont do anything i wouldent do!! sophie xxxxxx p.s might supprise you and see you out there!!! ( I WISH!!!! )

make sure you take your moby so we can hook up at the airport hun !!!

make sure you take your moby so we can hook up at the airport hun !!!

make sure you take your moby so we can hook up at the airport hun !!!

Sorry - it HAS to be said that there are some right TWATS out there in CyberSpace... MSN.... "That word u keep on calling me. Ignoramus ...." etc.. etc... I dont mind this but have your fecking name at the front of the message!!!! e.g. "James "John etc... NOT "My nan's got crabs" SORT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone's not completly boshed when your due to return to these windswept shores,could someone get me some ciggies out there please. Your probs all gonna be confused as [censored] with these euro's anyway.So find your local purveyor of the finest tobacco's know to man and stock up on the marlboro lights forthwith. Of course,I realise that your all dopey fools and will probably forget,if so Ill just blame neil,but I live in hope. Have a good one,bastards! Laters

If anyone's not completly boshed when your due to return to these windswept shores,could someone get me some ciggies out there please. Your probs all gonna be confused as [censored] with these euro's anyway.So find your local purveyor of the finest tobacco's know to man and stock up on the marlboro lights forthwith. Of course,I realise that your all dopey fools and will probably forget,if so Ill just blame neil,but I live in hope. Have a good one,bastards! Laters

If anyone's not completly boshed when your due to return to these windswept shores,could someone get me some ciggies out there please. Your probs all gonna be confused as [censored] with these euro's anyway.So find your local purveyor of the finest tobacco's know to man and stock up on the marlboro lights forthwith. Of course,I realise that your all dopey fools and will probably forget,if so Ill just blame neil,but I live in hope. Have a good one,bastards! Laters

Alrite mate r u gonna bother doing pics this week at Goodgreef??? or aint u bothering with u going beefa the day after

Alrite mate r u gonna bother doing pics this week at Goodgreef??? or aint u bothering with u going beefa the day after

Alrite mate r u gonna bother doing pics this week at Goodgreef??? or aint u bothering with u going beefa the day after

I'm off to a BBQ, looking like lovely weather for it *as the first spots of rain start to fall* Hope that every1 going to Ibiza has a fantastic time and if there's any spare room in ne1's suitcase

I'm off to a BBQ, looking like lovely weather for it *as the first spots of rain start to fall* Hope that every1 going to Ibiza has a fantastic time and if there's any spare room in ne1's suitcase

I'm off to a BBQ, looking like lovely weather for it *as the first spots of rain start to fall* Hope that every1 going to Ibiza has a fantastic time and if there's any spare room in ne1's suitcase

im going to ibiza! nur nur nur nur nur!! bye everyone!!!

im going to ibiza! nur nur nur nur nur!! bye everyone!!!

im going to ibiza! nur nur nur nur nur!! bye everyone!!!