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i've slept with loads of girls and i'm sure i would have noticed it by now. sx

What's the first thing you remember from your childhood? Mine was being in a cheapo corner shop and sliding back the glass panel on the counter while my mum was speaking to the woman, and stealing some plastic toy. Unfortunately I was spotted and my career as a master criminal was thwarted before it even began!

What's the first thing you remember from your childhood? Mine was being in a cheapo corner shop and sliding back the glass panel on the counter while my mum was speaking to the woman, and stealing some plastic toy. Unfortunately I was spotted and my career as a master criminal was thwarted before it even began!

You can choose more than one.

You can choose more than one.

You can choose more than one.

Hiya - i've pm ed u ok!

Hiya - i've pm ed u ok!

i am eating tortilla chips by the handfull, whoa

i am eating tortilla chips by the handfull, whoa

Someone PM me please ... i don't even know if they work - i've never had one ... i'm a PM virgin

Someone PM me please ... i don't even know if they work - i've never had one ... i'm a PM virgin

to go till i have 2 weeks off Ha ha ha ha ha

to go till i have 2 weeks off Ha ha ha ha ha

Claire, I need to speak to you quite urgently, can you PM me your moby again as I've still got problems with my phone! Cheerz!

Claire, I need to speak to you quite urgently, can you PM me your moby again as I've still got problems with my phone! Cheerz!

Corporate lesson 1 > ----------------------------------------- > A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up > her > shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing > overwhich > one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly > wraps > herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the > door, there > stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob > says,"I'll > give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After > thinking > for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front > of …

Corporate lesson 1 > ----------------------------------------- > A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up > her > shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing > overwhich > one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly > wraps > herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the > door, there > stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob > says,"I'll > give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After > thinking > for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front > of …

name a word that reminds you of your Ex. ------------------------ Fruit.

name a word that reminds you of your Ex. ------------------------ Fruit.

That programme about drugs on Channel4 last night? I did - Quality

That programme about drugs on Channel4 last night? I did - Quality

Eating out Eating out and chowing down, But tonight I'm not out on the town. Tonight I'm served a seafood dish, Well at least it tastes like fish. Time to overcome my fears, As she drags me down by my ears, To feast upon her hairy pie, Where pubes and stubble jab my eye. She lies back and moans and then softly sighs, I can't help thinking about scampi and fries. Don't lick too low move up a bit, Got to be careful or I'm in the [censored]. Nibble, lick, caress and stroke, The things I do just for a poke. Up, down and right a bit, Where the hell does she keep her clit? I'll never find it here like this, Fanny design just ta…

Eating out Eating out and chowing down, But tonight I'm not out on the town. Tonight I'm served a seafood dish, Well at least it tastes like fish. Time to overcome my fears, As she drags me down by my ears, To feast upon her hairy pie, Where pubes and stubble jab my eye. She lies back and moans and then softly sighs, I can't help thinking about scampi and fries. Don't lick too low move up a bit, Got to be careful or I'm in the [censored]. Nibble, lick, caress and stroke, The things I do just for a poke. Up, down and right a bit, Where the hell does she keep her clit? I'll never find it here like this, Fanny design just ta…

Eating out Eating out and chowing down, But tonight I'm not out on the town. Tonight I'm served a seafood dish, Well at least it tastes like fish. Time to overcome my fears, As she drags me down by my ears, To feast upon her hairy pie, Where pubes and stubble jab my eye. She lies back and moans and then softly sighs, I can't help thinking about scampi and fries. Don't lick too low move up a bit, Got to be careful or I'm in the [censored]. Nibble, lick, caress and stroke, The things I do just for a poke. Up, down and right a bit, Where the hell does she keep her clit? I'll never find it here like this, Fanny design just ta…

i havent done naughty things for gods sake! i was kidding!

i havent done naughty things for gods sake! i was kidding!

i havent done naughty things for gods sake! i was kidding!

cheers james! for those that don't know it's a wifeswapping ring in oldham....oh no...that's the other one. thiw one is a hard house night in leeds. sx

I am fine and dandy, listening to my new Godskitchen Summer Trance CD in my nice, air conditioned office. What about the rest of you wonderful peeps?