General Discussion

I am fine and dandy, listening to my new Godskitchen Summer Trance CD in my nice, air conditioned office. What about the rest of you wonderful peeps?

im off 2 pack 4 my hols in sunny spain, and when i come back i will b a bronzed goddess, just thought id rub it in lol, take care, loudy x x

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley > Davidson. One day he has > finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the > dealer. After he > picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him > about an old biker > trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free > from rust. The > dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a > jar of Vaseline > handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and > everything will be > fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. > A few months later, the young man meets a woman and > falls in love. She > asks him to come home and meet her pare…

im off 2 pack 4 my hols in sunny spain, and when i come back i will b a bronzed goddess, just thought id rub it in lol, take care, loudy x x

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley > Davidson. One day he has > finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the > dealer. After he > picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him > about an old biker > trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free > from rust. The > dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a > jar of Vaseline > handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and > everything will be > fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. > A few months later, the young man meets a woman and > falls in love. She > asks him to come home and meet her pare…

Just got your piccies.....cheers darlin! Of course I will be nice......you look gorg!

Just got your piccies.....cheers darlin! Of course I will be nice......you look gorg!

mmmnnnnn.... Click Here !!!!!!!

mmmnnnnn.... Click Here !!!!!!!

Ok, been readin in a post bout somebodys "little puppies" and it made me think...if ur boobs were dogs what kind of dog would they be?? (in accordance to size) ie...little puppies kinda make u think smallish (tho not tiny whoever the post was bout) and huge boobs...well errrrm St Bernards hahaha, "look at the st bernards on her" lmao i think i could be a golden retriever/border collie/ labrador type tho not sure!!

Ok, been readin in a post bout somebodys "little puppies" and it made me think...if ur boobs were dogs what kind of dog would they be?? (in accordance to size) ie...little puppies kinda make u think smallish (tho not tiny whoever the post was bout) and huge boobs...well errrrm St Bernards hahaha, "look at the st bernards on her" lmao i think i could be a golden retriever/border collie/ labrador type tho not sure!!

Ok, been readin in a post bout somebodys "little puppies" and it made me think...if ur boobs were dogs what kind of dog would they be?? (in accordance to size) ie...little puppies kinda make u think smallish (tho not tiny whoever the post was bout) and huge boobs...well errrrm St Bernards hahaha, "look at the st bernards on her" lmao i think i could be a golden retriever/border collie/ labrador type tho not sure!!

Hooble doo tiddly peeps, im hobba hobba here in hoobland!! What an ace programme lol!! "we're off to see the tiddly peeps on the road we go, we're off to see the tiddly peeps theyre smart theyre fun they KNOW!" lol [ 14 August 2002, 06:35: Message edited by: Claire DC ]

Can you please NOT ring me at stupid hours of the morning! thanks sophie x

Can you please NOT ring me at stupid hours of the morning! thanks sophie x

> How many men does it take to open a beer? > None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. > ---------------------------------------- > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will > probably never be able to support you. > ---------------------------------------- > Why do women have smaller feet than men? > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to > stand closer to the kitchen sink. > ---------------------------------------- > How do you know when a woman is about …

> How many men does it take to open a beer? > None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. > ---------------------------------------- > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will > probably never be able to support you. > ---------------------------------------- > Why do women have smaller feet than men? > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to > stand closer to the kitchen sink. > ---------------------------------------- > How do you know when a woman is about …

Fcuk me, if anyone can eat one of these new bastard pot noodles (with the sauce i take my hat off to you and will personally eat my own excrement ! Fcuk they are hot. Whoever invented tobasco

Fcuk me, if anyone can eat one of these new bastard pot noodles (with the sauce i take my hat off to you and will personally eat my own excrement ! Fcuk they are hot. Whoever invented tobasco

Message on BT for you !

Message on BT for you !

It was fantastic to finally meet you 2 wonderful people last night - I was somewhat taken back as to how relaxed & cool you guys are - you have the PERFECT attidude and everything I look for in people joining this site - you are a credit to CTW and you have my full backing all the way. As I mentioned I hope to set up dedicated DJ pages in the future for you two, HouseWhore, Rob Freano, ClaireDC and other up-n-coming DJs - you deserve just as much exposure as the top line DJs in my opinion - and believe me you will get it. With you all the way guys! James

It was fantastic to finally meet you 2 wonderful people last night - I was somewhat taken back as to how relaxed & cool you guys are - you have the PERFECT attidude and everything we look for in people joining this site - you are a credit to CTW and you have our full backing all the way. As I mentioned we hope to set up dedicated DJ pages in the future for you, HouseWhore, Rob Freano, ClaireDC and other up-n-coming DJs - you deserve just as much exposure as the top line DJs in my opinion - and believe me you will get it. With you all the way guys! James

IS THIS TRUE LOVE OR WHAT? > > An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and the man > says to his wife "Marsha, we are about to celebrate our 60th wedding > anniversary. > > We've had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and > blessings. But there's something I've always wondered about: Tell > the truth. Have you ever been unfaithful to me? > > " She hesitates a moment, then says "Yes, 3 times, Sidney." > > "Three times?" How could that happen?" Sidney asks. > > The wife begins recalling slowly "Well, do you remember right > after we were married and we were so broke, and the ban…

IS THIS TRUE LOVE OR WHAT? > > An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and the man > says to his wife "Marsha, we are about to celebrate our 60th wedding > anniversary. > > We've had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and > blessings. But there's something I've always wondered about: Tell > the truth. Have you ever been unfaithful to me? > > " She hesitates a moment, then says "Yes, 3 times, Sidney." > > "Three times?" How could that happen?" Sidney asks. > > The wife begins recalling slowly "Well, do you remember right > after we were married and we were so broke, and the ban…

..... as read that everyone on here is slightly disturbed? sx

..... as read that everyone on here is slightly disturbed? sx

..... as read that everyone on here is slightly disturbed? sx

> > A woman recently lost her husband. She had him > > cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the > > urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio > > table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, > > she started talking to him. > > "Andrew, you know that fur coat you promised me? I > > bought it with the insurance money!" > > "Andrew, remember that new car you promised me? Well, > > I also bought it with the insurance money!" > > "Andrew, do you remember that emerald necklace you > > promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance > > money." > &gt…

> > A woman recently lost her husband. She had him > > cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the > > urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio > > table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, > > she started talking to him. > > "Andrew, you know that fur coat you promised me? I > > bought it with the insurance money!" > > "Andrew, remember that new car you promised me? Well, > > I also bought it with the insurance money!" > > "Andrew, do you remember that emerald necklace you > > promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance > > money." > &gt…