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Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your cars windscreen?. A. Dont ask her out again. Q.Why did the baker smell of shit A.Becauses he kneaded a poo!

I'm going to be up Old Street way feeling some funky vibes at Traffic...anyone out near that way?

Just what is it about clubbing (hard dance in particular) which seems to atract all the socially innept weirdos of this world?! Even at classier venues you still get a few, and at some nights you can't move without bumping into a sweaty heaving gurning mess who looks like an extra from hammer house of horror. Or the groups of 17 yr old boys with glowsticks who look like they're on day release from feltham young offenders institution. And why is it that there are so many more of them in london clubs than elsewhere?! (hard dance nights that is, most other clubs in london tend to attract a higher standard of punter) Is it just that there are more rather strange people …

Morning, just us then.... I'm hungover.

...join the caravan of love. Stand up stand up staaand up. CHEWN ! Who loves the 80s era ?

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!! I am sorry - but I am unable to text you back due to the lack of funds. But I hope you playing pool is something you have never experienced in your life time before LOL. Funny as ..

ginger type person to the clubtheworld community. Talking to some geezer at eitp 04 on saturday, I can remember talking to him about was clubtheworld so I thought I'd hook up to the website, see if their was any photos flying about because I lost my camera, wet wipes (they were strawberry flava!) and my mind on Saturday. Anyway hello and respect to you all out there.

REGISTER and ID yourself (if you're not an exsisting Member, that is). Thanks.

How you doing bird?

have a job that relies on them using their moped they have not passed their test, some of them probably haven't even had a lesson, and yet they manage to get a job delivering pizzas or as a courier i personally don't think this is on as they are a danger to other motorists

BYE :@

Hey there I haven't been on here in absolutely ages but it looks like it's going well. I'm getting married on september 8th! The future Llamawoman is wonderful and I never thought I'd be here six months ago... Take care!

have got myself a djm600 i love the effects of this baby, and it has so many features i never knew existed got it a day early tho as have a test tomorrow so chances of me getting any revision done are very slim i feel a new mix cd coming along in the next week

Possibly the best Lyrics put in a tune I have EVER heard. I love this tune. Tis techno - and it's ACE. Most of you probably wont even read it - but hey ho. Woo this tune has got some special memories behind it .... Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit. It was now mid-August which meant that he had been separated from Marsha for more than two months. Two months, and all he had to show were three dog-eared letters and two very expensive long-distance phone calls. True, when school had ended and she'd returned to Wisconsin and he to Locust, Pennsylvania she had sworn to maintain a certain fidelity. She would date occasionally, but merely as amusement. …

At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches oh boy I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . . But there you are, Another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should have known that it was bullsh*t, Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans. Go on now go, Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, Don't yo…

What was your favourite programme/cartoon as a kid? I had loads: Dungeons and Dragons Dangermouse Button Moon Pigeon Street Finger Mouse Windmill (was that what it was called with the Emu?) Rent-a-ghost Arh the memories.

And how much of a tit did you make of yourself as a result of it? I was hopelessly in love with a boy on my schoolbus at 14. I used to stare at him to catch his eye and then blush madly every time he looked at me. I still cringe at the memory

I'm gunna be living in Colindale is it ok there?

Fibre optic Pin-head.

Hi all! I've recently moved down to London having just finished uni in leeds and am keen to meet some new mates that I can go clubbing with! A couple of mates advised me to poast an ad on this board so...here you go! Im 22 and love funky house, break beat, bit of techno (used to be a cyber girl back in the day), and im really keen to make the most of all the london night scene has to offer! If there's any meet ups going on or anything like that i'd be up for it! Any one willing to take me under their wing would be grand!! Suzanne

hiya how are u both long time no speak

Marks out of 10 please.

I dumped somone by text once when i was a wee whipper snapper, but i got dumped on msn 2 years ago

hello all clubbers just joined clubtheworld heard good things

Can anyone get in it (NOT the Members gallery) ? It was accessable to me just a few moments ago, but now its PCBD :S Could someone try for me please ? Ta.

Anyone seen it ? Lots of people told me this film was shit - so I watched it in bed yesterday, and though it was a fantastic film. Something I would watch over and over. Discuss.