General Discussion

...weekend. it's not even noon here and i want to be away from work. oh well. i guess most of you are putting on glitter and filling your pockets with gum. or necking your first pint of the weekend. well, in 8 hours, i'll be right behind you tomorrow night, i'm off to may favourite monthly here - Thump Radio - where those amazing Israeli trancesters, Future Prophecy are playing a live set. should be brilliant. have a [censored] great weekend and don't stop dancing alasdair

isnt it wonderful meeting someone of the opposite sex while under the influence of those little things??? the way u just bond and then feel as tho you have known them forever and feel so comfortable around them and can just be yourself!.... to feel like this in normal life it would take years of knowing the person and ive only felt this way once! --- ohh i love that feeling tho!

why have some people got 5 gold stars by their name, and others hav like 4 gold and one white star- some1 please enlighten me!

I will be revealing mine at 2pm TODAY! No jokes No Wind-Ups Its time to bare all!

I will be revealing mine at 2pm TODAY! No jokes No Wind-Ups Its time to bare all!

I will be revealing mine at 2pm TODAY! No jokes No Wind-Ups It's time to bare all!

Just don't go doing anything silly like I did last night, that involved half a bottle of wine, some co-ercing from a certain young lady, and a razor... Apart from the fact it looked like cousin IT had taken over my bathroom, it feels very odd and looked like I had crabs on the train into work... not a good look..... Anyone got some very very soft underpants I can borrow? Now I appreciate what you women go through, and say from now on, I don't care if I need a machete the next time I explore a woman... I know why she might not have shaved for a while!

Just don't go doing anything silly like I did last night, that involved half a bottle of wine, some co-ercing from a certain young lady, and a razor... Apart from the fact it looked like cousin IT had taken over my bathroom, it feels very odd and looked like I had crabs on the train into work... not a good look..... Anyone got some very very soft underpants I can borrow? Now I appreciate what you women go through, and say from now on, I don't care if I need a machete the next time I explore a woman... I know why she might not have shaved for a while!

Just don't go doing anything silly like I did last night, that involved half a bottle of wine, some co-ercing from a certain young lady, and a razor... Apart from the fact it looked like cousin IT had taken over my bathroom, it feels very odd and looked like I had crabs on the train into work... not a good look..... Anyone got some very very soft underpants I can borrow? Now I appreciate what you women go through, and say from now on, I don't care if I need a machete the next time I explore a woman... I know why she might not have shaved for a while!

Hi mate, Could you change your signature to use a shorter hyperlink like the below so the width of the pages aren't forced out ... MSN Profile - Click Here cheers buddy, James

Hi mate, Could you change your signature to use a shorter hyperlink like the below so the width of the pages aren't forced out ... MSN Profile - Click Here cheers buddy, James

Am sat here right now feelin very drunk hehe well not feeling drunk. AM drunk!! ah well i got lashes extreme euphoria on.........WAHEY fookin great album hehe

Im going to Ibiza!! I've just booked my holiday about 10 minutes ago!! whoo hooo! It was a bargain aswell!

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the council worker "10" replies the Essex girl "10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne andWayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"

Here you go !

Here you go !

i am going to london from liverpool on friday 30th august, and dont want to drive on my own as i am scared, so if any one wants a free lift that night let me know!!! its cos we are going to ibiza!!

Hey hun, Heard about the picnic tomoorow? We're meeting at some pub in camden first or summink. Alex's isn't coming though.

Hey hun, Heard about the picnic tomoorow? We're meeting at some pub in camden first or summink. Alex's isn't coming though.

Creamy what you doing let her insult you like that??? Be a man and say "look bitch if you insult me one more time i'm gonna, well i'm gonna do something you wont like" unless you like it then you dirty git.

nice. everything is sorted... i can relax a bit now! the big red fun bus is coming to pick me up at 2pm tomorrow to go on an afternoon beer drinking session. then off to my friends housewarming, where me and my friend greig are going to try and dj for 5 hours. m.

mmmmmmm........ yeah.... thats what i think too. m.

Right Guys! I'm off - have a fantastic weekend & dont do anything i wouldn't! See you all Monday Diablo

Just got told that I should 'decorate' my cave! Now what would a club every weekend type of guy, stick on his walls to make him feel good... Suggestions?

Hiya Wubs! there's something wrong wiv my pm box - it won't download - i think i have ur email still on my pc so i'll mail u ok!, if not c ya tom @ the pic nic!

Hiya Wubs! there's something wrong wiv my pm box - it won't download - i think i have ur email still on my pc so i'll mail u ok!, if not c ya tom @ the pic nic!

Get my PM Hun? have a top week next week, im off at 2.00pm today, my weekend starts early!!

Get my PM Hun? have a top week next week, im off at 2.00pm today, my weekend starts early!!

Today sees the funeral of ClubTheWorld favourite Mutant Pig! The funeral will be taking place at 11am today so please pay your respects here please! Thank you!

Guys - lunching 12 - 1, then i finish at 2.00pm