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nice. everything is sorted... i can relax a bit now! the big red fun bus is coming to pick me up at 2pm tomorrow to go on an afternoon beer drinking session. then off to my friends housewarming, where me and my friend greig are going to try and dj for 5 hours. m.

mmmmmmm........ yeah.... thats what i think too. m.

Right Guys! I'm off - have a fantastic weekend & dont do anything i wouldn't! See you all Monday Diablo

Just got told that I should 'decorate' my cave! Now what would a club every weekend type of guy, stick on his walls to make him feel good... Suggestions?

Hiya Wubs! there's something wrong wiv my pm box - it won't download - i think i have ur email still on my pc so i'll mail u ok!, if not c ya tom @ the pic nic!

Hiya Wubs! there's something wrong wiv my pm box - it won't download - i think i have ur email still on my pc so i'll mail u ok!, if not c ya tom @ the pic nic!

Get my PM Hun? have a top week next week, im off at 2.00pm today, my weekend starts early!!

Get my PM Hun? have a top week next week, im off at 2.00pm today, my weekend starts early!!

Today sees the funeral of ClubTheWorld favourite Mutant Pig! The funeral will be taking place at 11am today so please pay your respects here please! Thank you!

Guys - lunching 12 - 1, then i finish at 2.00pm

Guys - lunching 12 - 1, then i finish at 2.00pm

Hi there, Bastard here, I'm sorry to inform you that it has become necessary to stop PM's! Have a great cup of coffee! Bastard Moderator

Hi there, Bastard here, I'm sorry to inform you that it has become necessary to stop PM's! Have a great cup of coffee! Bastard Moderator

Who's told u im a stud then?

Who's told u im a stud then?

hi everyone sorry to use this post, it mite be a waste but im going to see a mate soon in the the leeds area, cant remember where though lol but i was wondering if anyone from here is from that area or near coz it would be great to meet some of you, any guys as well, hehe. well let us know anyway. thanks.

hi everyone sorry to use this post, it mite be a waste but im going to see a mate soon in the the leeds area, cant remember where though lol but i was wondering if anyone from here is from that area or near coz it would be great to meet some of you, any guys as well, hehe. well let us know anyway. thanks.

Have sent you an email hun

Have sent you an email hun

Click here

Click here

little old me, here all alone, ho hum. m.

Who talk out of their fanny.... JUST COS ITS GOT LIPS...DOESNT MAKE IT A MOUTH!!

Who talk out of their fanny.... JUST COS ITS GOT LIPS...DOESNT MAKE IT A MOUTH!!

Who talk out of their fanny.... JUST COS ITS GOT LIPS...DOESNT MAKE IT A MOUTH!!

Has anyone heard from Jilly since GKGG?

i would have x-ray eyes, so i could see which lottery cards were winners. Honest. (It has nothing to do with the fact that the temp whos just started has the most fantastic arse I've seen for ages and I want to see what it looks like with no clothes on. Honest) m.

How smashed am i... this makes scence Belly nudge cyber type 3 with fizy flip bomb masher. wee need to escape cos the hypothesise will break the time continuim smashing rellity to pieces n contiuing to burn a whole in my pocket. 2 counter this please check ur potassium gage located on a rapid bus thets far from. take the red the blue and the green pill. Shake it baby!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, here's setting the scene. Im in the chair wen morphious is explaning about the red pill n the blue pill. all hes offering is the truth, n im [censored] board as i dont care for reallity much Hes waffling on for wot seems like yonks. i Quickley snatch both pills out of his hand and continue to chuck them down my neck n have the ultimate matrix buzz ever not knowing if reallity exists or not. I get Morphious to crank up the tunes n continue to bounce all over the place for days.. Yehaaa Morphious becomes my dealer n im a fu*cked up addict The rest of the cast r not needed n r sacked but i invite all the club the world gang over. we program…

While in safeway we discovered loaded cheesy skins and fat bastard chardonnay!! call me easily pleased but i think is a fantastic combination!!