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Oi [censored] face! Just seen your the new contender for bloke of the month on BigWideWorld - well done! However, my joy turned to horror when I noticed that you have got *that* picture on your profile you knob cheese!!! ClubTheWorlders, check it out here and help Dakers the tosser get to Bloke of the Week for next week! http://www.bigwideworld.com/myphotos.asp?nickname=Dakers

Where have the pics from Dave's bday gone ? I can'r find the link

Where have the pics from Dave's bday gone ? I can'r find the link

Stop scratching that rash and check your pm's!

Stop scratching that rash and check your pm's!

Is this you? If it's not, apologies!

Is this you? If it's not, apologies!

caption for this little winner!!! m.

Whats the crack with work then? how come u've handed in your notice?

mate...i've just sent you a pm with regards to the one i got from you. Hope all is cool Tony

Whats the crack with work then? how come u've handed in your notice?

mate...i've just sent you a pm with regards to the one i got from you. Hope all is cool Tony

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html Oh my... god. Madness!

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html Oh my... god. Madness!

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html Oh my... god. Madness!

One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny. Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was. Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

...to wake up every morning and start blasting out hard house at an offensive volume and carry about your daily activities wiggling your hips as if you were in sundissential???

For some reason, this is something I'm always curious about! I almost always sleep naked! If I fall asleep wearing something, it usually winds up on the floor by morning .

For some reason, this is something I'm always curious about! I almost always sleep naked! If I fall asleep wearing something, it usually winds up on the floor by morning .

For some reason, this is something I'm always curious about! I almost always sleep naked! If I fall asleep wearing something, it usually winds up on the floor by morning .

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small …

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whats ur fave tune? of all time: now:

Don't you hate it when when you get an itch in your ear and it just won't go away? What are everuone elses pet hates? Piss off you damned itch!!!!!!!

Have you ever considered the fact that our whole lives could be upside down? I was thinking that since we don't know where the universe ends we don't know which way round the world should be. Perhaps we are really in the southern hemisphere, hmmmmm Maybe if we give NASA some Ket they'll figure it out for us.

Tried to email you, but you are over your limit. Email me, PM me, whatever if you want. You ARE going to SS on sat And yes, you would make it onto my list, cool piccies

Tried to email you, but you are over your limit. Email me, PM me, whatever if you want. You ARE going to SS on sat And yes, you would make it onto my list, cool piccies

about 2 weeks ago i was a young innocent ickle new member of this board... now i have dedicated clubber status and have met a quite a few of you. awww your all like family now hugs all round!!! *mwah*

Just have to say, in the forum, the page for this topic said..... Rate your sex life Wub_Wub 0 Thought that said it all. It did for me, anyway!!

Just have to say, in the forum, the page for this topic said..... Rate your sex life Wub_Wub 0 Thought that said it all. It did for me, anyway!!