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Woull you/Have you ever done any nawti pics with/for a partner (or just for fun lol) I have, i did some with my ex who is a copper, some of me *ahem* using a police truncheon lol, theyre not very revealing but very suggestive

Come on guys lets get a chat goin in the chat room!!!

Come on guys lets get a chat goin in the chat room!!!

What a darling - she helps me out with so many personal issues and I love her !!! You are a Cerealia ! James *Mwha

What a darling - she helps me out with so many personal issues and I love her !!! You are a Cerealia ! James *Mwha

What a darling - she helps me out with so many personal issues and I love her !!! You are a Cerealia ! James *Mwha

Hey there reprobates I was just wondering if anyone fancys coming to my flatwarming party as I am moving house this weekend. Will probably have it when I get back from Ibiza (after 7th Sept) !! Was wondering if any DJs (Freano / Claire / Fred /etc) fancied playing a few tunes for us, Im afraid I wont be able to pay you your superstar dj rates but I will definatley be able to get you hammered for free!! Anyway, nothin is sorted yet but I was just wonderin at the sort of number of you guys that might be able to make it!! BTW I'm moving to Southgate in North London if you know it!! reply to this and I will count up names and then sort out …

Hey there reprobates I was just wondering if anyone fancys coming to my flatwarming party as I am moving house this weekend. Will probably have it when I get back from Ibiza (after 7th Sept) !! Was wondering if any DJs (Freano / Claire / Fred /etc) fancied playing a few tunes for us, Im afraid I wont be able to pay you your superstar dj rates but I will definatley be able to get you hammered for free!! Anyway, nothin is sorted yet but I was just wonderin at the sort of number of you guys that might be able to make it!! BTW I'm moving to Southgate in North London if you know it!! reply to this and I will count up names and then sort out …

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PLaying: Headache Beats and other annoying body rythms with.. Main Room DJ Coughing Fit Sore Throat supporting Second Room Muggy Head Lack-of-Energy making a guest appearance Tickets: 2 Paracetamol on the door, or a sachet of Lemsip in advance applied for all-night license.

PLaying: Headache Beats and other annoying body rythms with.. Main Room DJ Coughing Fit Sore Throat supporting Second Room Muggy Head Lack-of-Energy making a guest appearance Tickets: 2 Paracetamol on the door, or a sachet of Lemsip in advance applied for all-night license.

I just thought id bring it to your attention that i am in fact quite pissed at this moment in time, tryin to hold msn conbversations includin a 3 way with dj elemental and tresh and i cant follow it for buggery (ouch painful so they tell me) But anyway i must go now and pour another vodka cos im gettin thirsty again!! Just had to let u all know!!

I just thought id bring it to your attention that i am in fact quite pissed at this moment in time, tryin to hold msn conbversations includin a 3 way with dj elemental and tresh and i cant follow it for buggery (ouch painful so they tell me) But anyway i must go now and pour another vodka cos im gettin thirsty again!! Just had to let u all know!!

Heard a good'un today at work that gave my brain somethin to do while i slopped the mud samples around ... Got it everntually but took me fooking ages, so i thought i'd try it on you CTWers A bloke is found dead in a phonebox miles from anywhere. The phone is off the hook and there is broken glass from the windows all over the floor. There is also a river nearby. No-one else was involved, he didnt commit suicide and it wasnt general health probs.... So how did he die? If ya need to ask for clues do it so i can only answer "yes" or "no" Have fun!

Heard a good'un today at work that gave my brain somethin to do while i slopped the mud samples around ... Got it everntually but took me fooking ages, so i thought i'd try it on you CTWers A bloke is found dead in a phonebox miles from anywhere. The phone is off the hook and there is broken glass from the windows all over the floor. There is also a river nearby. No-one else was involved, he didnt commit suicide and it wasnt general health probs.... So how did he die? If ya need to ask for clues do it so i can only answer "yes" or "no" Have fun!

If water goes down the plug anti-clockwise in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere, how does water go down the plug on the equator?

If water goes down the plug anti-clockwise in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere, how does water go down the plug on the equator?

Well, are there too many polls here at CTW?

If you want to know why it's a bad day, get the new issue of Mixmag - turn to pg121 - read the 'Zeros' outbox at the bottom - and try and work out WHY MY PICTURE IS THERE NEXT TO A REPORT THAT I TRIED TO PINCH THE ARSE OF LISA FROM STEPS!

Well, are there too many polls here at CTW?

If you want to know why it's a bad day, get the new issue of Mixmag - turn to pg121 - read the 'Zeros' outbox at the bottom - and try and work out WHY MY PICTURE IS THERE NEXT TO A REPORT THAT I TRIED TO PINCH THE ARSE OF LISA FROM STEPS!

I've just had a sneak preview of Tony P's new mix CD2 and its pretty tasty I have to say, will be released to the general board members in a few weeks when he gets back from holiday and has had a chance to tweak it to perfection - or so he says! I think its good as it is but then again what the [censored] do I know! NEXT UP: Freano's ClubTheWorld Volume 3 - Those of you that haven't heard Volumes 1 or 2 please let me or James know and we'll sort out some sort of arrangements! Cheerz!

I've just had a sneak preview of Tony P's new mix CD2 and its pretty tasty I have to say, will be released to the general board members in a few weeks when he gets back from holiday and has had a chance to tweak it to perfection - or so he says! I think its good as it is but then again what the [censored] do I know! NEXT UP: Freano's ClubTheWorld Volume 3 - Those of you that haven't heard Volumes 1 or 2 please let me or James know and we'll sort out some sort of arrangements! Cheerz!

I've just had a sneak preview of Tony P's new mix CD2 and its pretty tasty I have to say, will be released to the general board members in a few weeks when he gets back from holiday and has had a chance to tweak it to perfection - or so he says! I think its good as it is but then again what the [censored] do I know! NEXT UP: Freano's ClubTheWorld Volume 3 - Those of you that haven't heard Volumes 1 or 2 please let me or James know and we'll sort out some sort of arrangements! Cheerz!

Righty! Been after this certain tune for as long as ive been DJ'ing (5 years), Ive never known the name but have hard it on a few old rave tapes, I've known a couple of other DJ's with it but as its really rare and an awesome tune they havent been willing to sell it to me! Anyways I recently bought some tunes off a mate of mine and when they arrived yesterday i put em straight on the dexx, there was one tune I had off him that i'd also been looking for for years and was dead pleased to finally get hold of it, after giving it a listen i decided to check out the flip side and........yup you've guessed it! it was the said tune that has eluded me for all these years!! …

Righty! Been after this certain tune for as long as ive been DJ'ing (5 years), Ive never known the name but have hard it on a few old rave tapes, I've known a couple of other DJ's with it but as its really rare and an awesome tune they havent been willing to sell it to me! Anyways I recently bought some tunes off a mate of mine and when they arrived yesterday i put em straight on the dexx, there was one tune I had off him that i'd also been looking for for years and was dead pleased to finally get hold of it, after giving it a listen i decided to check out the flip side and........yup you've guessed it! it was the said tune that has eluded me for all these years!! …

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