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Whats the crack with work then? how come u've handed in your notice?

mate...i've just sent you a pm with regards to the one i got from you. Hope all is cool Tony

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html Oh my... god. Madness!

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html Oh my... god. Madness!

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html Oh my... god. Madness!

One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny. Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was. Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

...to wake up every morning and start blasting out hard house at an offensive volume and carry about your daily activities wiggling your hips as if you were in sundissential???

For some reason, this is something I'm always curious about! I almost always sleep naked! If I fall asleep wearing something, it usually winds up on the floor by morning .

For some reason, this is something I'm always curious about! I almost always sleep naked! If I fall asleep wearing something, it usually winds up on the floor by morning .

For some reason, this is something I'm always curious about! I almost always sleep naked! If I fall asleep wearing something, it usually winds up on the floor by morning .

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small …

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whats ur fave tune? of all time: now:

Don't you hate it when when you get an itch in your ear and it just won't go away? What are everuone elses pet hates? Piss off you damned itch!!!!!!!

Have you ever considered the fact that our whole lives could be upside down? I was thinking that since we don't know where the universe ends we don't know which way round the world should be. Perhaps we are really in the southern hemisphere, hmmmmm Maybe if we give NASA some Ket they'll figure it out for us.

Tried to email you, but you are over your limit. Email me, PM me, whatever if you want. You ARE going to SS on sat And yes, you would make it onto my list, cool piccies

Tried to email you, but you are over your limit. Email me, PM me, whatever if you want. You ARE going to SS on sat And yes, you would make it onto my list, cool piccies

about 2 weeks ago i was a young innocent ickle new member of this board... now i have dedicated clubber status and have met a quite a few of you. awww your all like family now hugs all round!!! *mwah*

Just have to say, in the forum, the page for this topic said..... Rate your sex life Wub_Wub 0 Thought that said it all. It did for me, anyway!!

Just have to say, in the forum, the page for this topic said..... Rate your sex life Wub_Wub 0 Thought that said it all. It did for me, anyway!!

Just have to say, in the forum, the page for this topic said..... Rate your sex life Wub_Wub 0 Thought that said it all. It did for me, anyway!!

... so am I doing the camel dance and Aruga'ing around the office all alone ? Bautful one, I saw your grumpy face - me love you long time so why the frown ?

Coffee - black, no sugar and only from a cafetiere. Tea - White, no sugar. Hows about you lot? m.

where the [censored] is he? Usually he's on here 24/7 did he change his name to wub wub without tellin anyone?

I don't like bad vibes on this board. Now, I'm feeling par-tic-u-lary luurved up this week, so peace love and unity for all. Personally, CTW is a wicked board. The guys I have met off it have all been sound people, and being on this board for only four weeks has reaped all sorts of benefits. Such as a club rep for bournemouth. Don't ever change, and certainly never lose the love!

Hooray for Zoidberg!

Dear C.T.W Whilst recentley surfing for porn,I happened to stumble across this site's homepage. Now my gripe is with the pictures at the top of the page.We have 3 lovely stunna's(cTHESUN) up there,but who's that suspicious looking character lurking ominousley amongst them? Why,its only bloody niceonebruvva,CTW's resident zanester,that's who! What's he doing up there?Is it really such a good idea to have neil's gormless chops grinning inanely down to all and sundry?Surely the aim of the homepage is to attract new members,not scare them off! I suggest this offensive material is removed immediatley,and replaced by something more attractive and appealing. A piece …

Saw your fao to yourself, so here's a fao just for you of a very confused looking polar bear. m. [ 07 August 2002, 09:09: Message edited by: matthew ]

Saw your fao to yourself, so here's a fao just for you of a very confused looking polar bear. m. [ 07 August 2002, 09:09: Message edited by: matthew ]

hey alasdair are you going to the burning man festival? i have wanted to go for a few years now, i like the idea of the open-ness and freedom - it would be a very learning experience. will you get lots of photos for us to see? m.