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Just have to say, in the forum, the page for this topic said..... Rate your sex life Wub_Wub 0 Thought that said it all. It did for me, anyway!!

... so am I doing the camel dance and Aruga'ing around the office all alone ? Bautful one, I saw your grumpy face - me love you long time so why the frown ?

Coffee - black, no sugar and only from a cafetiere. Tea - White, no sugar. Hows about you lot? m.

where the [censored] is he? Usually he's on here 24/7 did he change his name to wub wub without tellin anyone?

I don't like bad vibes on this board. Now, I'm feeling par-tic-u-lary luurved up this week, so peace love and unity for all. Personally, CTW is a wicked board. The guys I have met off it have all been sound people, and being on this board for only four weeks has reaped all sorts of benefits. Such as a club rep for bournemouth. Don't ever change, and certainly never lose the love!

Hooray for Zoidberg!

Dear C.T.W Whilst recentley surfing for porn,I happened to stumble across this site's homepage. Now my gripe is with the pictures at the top of the page.We have 3 lovely stunna's(cTHESUN) up there,but who's that suspicious looking character lurking ominousley amongst them? Why,its only bloody niceonebruvva,CTW's resident zanester,that's who! What's he doing up there?Is it really such a good idea to have neil's gormless chops grinning inanely down to all and sundry?Surely the aim of the homepage is to attract new members,not scare them off! I suggest this offensive material is removed immediatley,and replaced by something more attractive and appealing. A piece …

Saw your fao to yourself, so here's a fao just for you of a very confused looking polar bear. m. [ 07 August 2002, 09:09: Message edited by: matthew ]

Saw your fao to yourself, so here's a fao just for you of a very confused looking polar bear. m. [ 07 August 2002, 09:09: Message edited by: matthew ]

hey alasdair are you going to the burning man festival? i have wanted to go for a few years now, i like the idea of the open-ness and freedom - it would be a very learning experience. will you get lots of photos for us to see? m.

hey alasdair are you going to the burning man festival? i have wanted to go for a few years now, i like the idea of the open-ness and freedom - it would be a very learning experience. will you get lots of photos for us to see? m.

its started thundering and raining theres gonna be a big thunderstorm!!! hope theres lots of lightening!!! m.

Hi Kenikia no-one loves you enough to write an FAO to you so Im doing one! I love you so much, youre a cool chik! Mwah!

Hi Kenikia no-one loves you enough to write an FAO to you so Im doing one! I love you so much, youre a cool chik! Mwah!

Whats the dirtiest thing you've ever done????

Whats the dirtiest thing you've ever done????

Whats the dirtiest thing you've ever done????

quote: Originally posted by wub_wub: quote: Originally posted by Dakers: Come on, fess up Ms. Dudu... you can't keep us in Suspenders like that! (Although Wub_wub wouldn't complain!) Dakers, that was OUR secret! But you did look very fetching in them.. but you need to shave that arse mate

quote: Originally posted by wub_wub: quote: Originally posted by Dakers: Come on, fess up Ms. Dudu... you can't keep us in Suspenders like that! (Although Wub_wub wouldn't complain!) Dakers, that was OUR secret! But you did look very fetching in them.. but you need to shave that arse mate

quote: Originally posted by wub_wub: quote: Originally posted by Dakers: Come on, fess up Ms. Dudu... you can't keep us in Suspenders like that! (Although Wub_wub wouldn't complain!) Dakers, that was OUR secret! But you did look very fetching in them.. but you need to shave that arse mate

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www.football365.com are running a petition for people who wouldn't plat for ManYoo, after Sir Alex's famous quote last weel. Even cats, dogs, parrots and hedgehogs are signing up, you can too http://www.football365.com/Fun_Games/Fun_Features/story_36711.shtml

Coronation Street Theme tune - Danny Tenaglia remix (listen to the filtering on that trumpet) Anyone think of any more?

St Peter, in a very worried state, called all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. Two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven. St Peter, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple: "Who is it?" "It's Paul" St Peter opens t…

My flaps are ready and waiting

My flaps are ready and waiting

Here are a couple of things I heard on TV/radio that made me giggle last week "Double dipping" - It is what the American economy is doing, apparently "70kg Snatch" - Commonwealth event, so they say "The Thai fighters are the best" - Again something to do with the commonwealth, but I reckon they were watching Star Wars myself

just because you havnt had an fao.... i am a camel, you are a goat yes you really float my boat if you were green, like nose snot that would be cool, cos your a robot. ta-dar!!!

just because you havnt had an fao.... i am a camel, you are a goat yes you really float my boat if you were green, like nose snot that would be cool, cos your a robot. ta-dar!!!

I am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace... It said: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things I had started". So, today I have finished one bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniels, 5 spliffs and 3 pills. Blimey I feel better already!