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Corporate lesson 1 > ----------------------------------------- > A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up > her > shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing > overwhich > one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly > wraps > herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the > door, there > stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob > says,"I'll > give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After > thinking > for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front > of …

Corporate lesson 1 > ----------------------------------------- > A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up > her > shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing > overwhich > one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly > wraps > herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the > door, there > stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob > says,"I'll > give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After > thinking > for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front > of …

name a word that reminds you of your Ex. ------------------------ Fruit.

name a word that reminds you of your Ex. ------------------------ Fruit.

That programme about drugs on Channel4 last night? I did - Quality

That programme about drugs on Channel4 last night? I did - Quality

Eating out Eating out and chowing down, But tonight I'm not out on the town. Tonight I'm served a seafood dish, Well at least it tastes like fish. Time to overcome my fears, As she drags me down by my ears, To feast upon her hairy pie, Where pubes and stubble jab my eye. She lies back and moans and then softly sighs, I can't help thinking about scampi and fries. Don't lick too low move up a bit, Got to be careful or I'm in the [censored]. Nibble, lick, caress and stroke, The things I do just for a poke. Up, down and right a bit, Where the hell does she keep her clit? I'll never find it here like this, Fanny design just ta…

Eating out Eating out and chowing down, But tonight I'm not out on the town. Tonight I'm served a seafood dish, Well at least it tastes like fish. Time to overcome my fears, As she drags me down by my ears, To feast upon her hairy pie, Where pubes and stubble jab my eye. She lies back and moans and then softly sighs, I can't help thinking about scampi and fries. Don't lick too low move up a bit, Got to be careful or I'm in the [censored]. Nibble, lick, caress and stroke, The things I do just for a poke. Up, down and right a bit, Where the hell does she keep her clit? I'll never find it here like this, Fanny design just ta…

Eating out Eating out and chowing down, But tonight I'm not out on the town. Tonight I'm served a seafood dish, Well at least it tastes like fish. Time to overcome my fears, As she drags me down by my ears, To feast upon her hairy pie, Where pubes and stubble jab my eye. She lies back and moans and then softly sighs, I can't help thinking about scampi and fries. Don't lick too low move up a bit, Got to be careful or I'm in the [censored]. Nibble, lick, caress and stroke, The things I do just for a poke. Up, down and right a bit, Where the hell does she keep her clit? I'll never find it here like this, Fanny design just ta…

i havent done naughty things for gods sake! i was kidding!

i havent done naughty things for gods sake! i was kidding!

i havent done naughty things for gods sake! i was kidding!

cheers james! for those that don't know it's a wifeswapping ring in oldham....oh no...that's the other one. thiw one is a hard house night in leeds. sx

I am fine and dandy, listening to my new Godskitchen Summer Trance CD in my nice, air conditioned office. What about the rest of you wonderful peeps?

I am fine and dandy, listening to my new Godskitchen Summer Trance CD in my nice, air conditioned office. What about the rest of you wonderful peeps?

im off 2 pack 4 my hols in sunny spain, and when i come back i will b a bronzed goddess, just thought id rub it in lol, take care, loudy x x

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley > Davidson. One day he has > finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the > dealer. After he > picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him > about an old biker > trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free > from rust. The > dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a > jar of Vaseline > handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and > everything will be > fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. > A few months later, the young man meets a woman and > falls in love. She > asks him to come home and meet her pare…

im off 2 pack 4 my hols in sunny spain, and when i come back i will b a bronzed goddess, just thought id rub it in lol, take care, loudy x x

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley > Davidson. One day he has > finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the > dealer. After he > picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him > about an old biker > trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free > from rust. The > dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a > jar of Vaseline > handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and > everything will be > fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. > A few months later, the young man meets a woman and > falls in love. She > asks him to come home and meet her pare…

Just got your piccies.....cheers darlin! Of course I will be nice......you look gorg!

Just got your piccies.....cheers darlin! Of course I will be nice......you look gorg!

mmmnnnnn.... Click Here !!!!!!!

mmmnnnnn.... Click Here !!!!!!!

Ok, been readin in a post bout somebodys "little puppies" and it made me think...if ur boobs were dogs what kind of dog would they be?? (in accordance to size) ie...little puppies kinda make u think smallish (tho not tiny whoever the post was bout) and huge boobs...well errrrm St Bernards hahaha, "look at the st bernards on her" lmao i think i could be a golden retriever/border collie/ labrador type tho not sure!!

Ok, been readin in a post bout somebodys "little puppies" and it made me think...if ur boobs were dogs what kind of dog would they be?? (in accordance to size) ie...little puppies kinda make u think smallish (tho not tiny whoever the post was bout) and huge boobs...well errrrm St Bernards hahaha, "look at the st bernards on her" lmao i think i could be a golden retriever/border collie/ labrador type tho not sure!!

Ok, been readin in a post bout somebodys "little puppies" and it made me think...if ur boobs were dogs what kind of dog would they be?? (in accordance to size) ie...little puppies kinda make u think smallish (tho not tiny whoever the post was bout) and huge boobs...well errrrm St Bernards hahaha, "look at the st bernards on her" lmao i think i could be a golden retriever/border collie/ labrador type tho not sure!!

Hooble doo tiddly peeps, im hobba hobba here in hoobland!! What an ace programme lol!! "we're off to see the tiddly peeps on the road we go, we're off to see the tiddly peeps theyre smart theyre fun they KNOW!" lol [ 14 August 2002, 06:35: Message edited by: Claire DC ]

Can you please NOT ring me at stupid hours of the morning! thanks sophie x

Can you please NOT ring me at stupid hours of the morning! thanks sophie x

> How many men does it take to open a beer? > None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. > ---------------------------------------- > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? > Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will > probably never be able to support you. > ---------------------------------------- > Why do women have smaller feet than men? > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to > stand closer to the kitchen sink. > ---------------------------------------- > How do you know when a woman is about …