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So very sorry Special Apologies to DuDu for actually talking to me in my "David's chatting absolute shite" stage again...

So very sorry Special Apologies to DuDu for actually talking to me in my "David's chatting absolute shite" stage again...

Hey, I text you but I get no replies? Do you not like nonsense texts? sig

Hey, I text you but I get no replies? Do you not like nonsense texts? sig

A man walks into the butchers and says "can I have 2lb of sausages please?" The butcher replies "Dont you mean kilos?" "Ok" says the man "Ill have 2lb of Kilos please"

Didn't mean to offend. Have removed offending post. sorry

Didn't mean to offend. Have removed offending post. sorry

Oh my god im turning into an old woman. I was only out on friday till 2 ( as a result of tall trees being the mother of all cheese) and didnt even go out saturday night! didnt even do my sunday afternoon pub thing...i am extremely disappointed in myself! help me help me! xx

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do not attempt to play darts after a heavy night of clubbing! those of you who saw me a tidy london will understand why i was still feeling a bit spaced out at 10pm last night. i couldn't really concentrate on the game and as a result and a man sitting sitting across the pub almost had his life dramitically altered as a very sharp stray dart thrown by me landed about an half an inch from his crotch! he was completely oblivious to the dart almost piercing his testicles until i went and asked for the dart back. he looked a bit shocked when he saw the dart. felt well paranoid afterwards and had to leave the pub immediately - never playing darts in that condition …

most annoying habbit? i cant really say ive got 1 but my b/f always tells me off cos after a big sesh i always have 2 look at me tissue wen ive blown me nose! *tidy runs away from the embarrasment*

Remember - GOldie - Inner City Life? What a tune - listening to it now!!

Hey gorgeous. Thanks for a wicked w/e ( ). Finally got to work at half twelve, not in the best of states! Will give u a ring tonight *MWAH*

Hey gorgeous. Thanks for a wicked w/e ( ). Finally got to work at half twelve, not in the best of states! Will give u a ring tonight *MWAH*

hello hows it going?? my msn is fooked at the moment so will have to spk on her hun ok. sundis HQ is looking quite good at the moment, yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. do u know if claire has decided to come yet??how was ur wkend?

hello hows it going?? my msn is fooked at the moment so will have to spk on her hun ok. sundis HQ is looking quite good at the moment, yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. do u know if claire has decided to come yet??how was ur wkend?

Does this bloke out of coldplay look anything like me? I'm on the left of the below picture, if you need a comparison.

Mate, great to meet you, had a wicked time at Peach on Friday.....impressed with your drug-free stamina levels! Hope you had a quality time, must do it again sometime! (Ps Elly also says HI)

Does this bloke out of coldplay look anything like me? I'm on the left of the below picture, if you need a comparison.

Mate, great to meet you, had a wicked time at Peach on Friday.....impressed with your drug-free stamina levels! Hope you had a quality time, must do it again sometime! (Ps Elly also says HI)

do you remember doing the dodgy photos of just our faces? You look comatose in that one!

Old adidas are the best!!!

You look like the man out of coldplay, the one whos with natalie imbruglia. PHWOAR YEH BABY YEH!!!!!!!!!!

You look like the man out of coldplay, the one whos with natalie imbruglia. PHWOAR YEH BABY YEH!!!!!!!!!!

Im in meeting most of this week so i'll hardly be on, have fun

Im in meeting most of this week so i'll hardly be on, have fun

I'm not too sure if i can make it yet, but if i can it will be great to meet you all. Hope you all have a mad one, and please tell me all about it on Monday (if i don't come). Is anyone up for coming to Frantic's 5th b-day on 10th aug? let me know. Enjoy tidy Tony

I'm not too sure if i can make it yet, but if i can it will be great to meet you all. Hope you all have a mad one, and please tell me all about it on Monday (if i don't come). Is anyone up for coming to Frantic's 5th b-day on 10th aug? let me know. Enjoy tidy Tony

Where were you this weekend? I wet to my local club, The Circus, where they were running a club 18-30 sposored nite. It was the worst nite ever, 'Miss Who Ate All The Pies' competition where a bunch of fat birds get up on stage and eat mince pies and chocolate cakes in the quickest time possible to the sound of Right Said Fred's 'Im Too Sexy'. Then when that finished they played the Venga Boys 'The Venga Bus IS Coming'....I left at this point! It was really dissapointing because it's usually a top nite and to think I could have went to another club to see Dee Dee Live on Friday or went to an Ibiza nite on Saturday. How did your weekend go?

How cool is this ! ...