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Send me some damn PM's! Ive only had one today and im gettin lonely

Send me some damn PM's! Ive only had one today and im gettin lonely

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's final agony, as he started to slip away, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs. Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs defying the pull of Morpheus. With labored breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing in the kitchen. Were it not for the immense pain caused by his extreme exertions, he would have thought himself already in heaven for there spre…

That's what I'm offering the first person blind/dumb enough to abuse me! (the smut forum hasn't had any action in an hour, and I didn't want it to feel neglected!)

That's what I'm offering the first person blind/dumb enough to abuse me! (the smut forum hasn't had any action in an hour, and I didn't want it to feel neglected!)

That's what I'm offering the first person blind/dumb enough to abuse me! (the smut forum hasn't had any action in an hour, and I didn't want it to feel neglected!)

Would anyone do a strip for someone or as a job? Or has anyone done one...if so what happened...any disasters?? What tune do u think is good for a strip..i personally think that liberty x song - a little bit more would be fantastic, what a sexy song [ 01 August 2002, 01:22: Message edited by: Claire DC ]

Would anyone do a strip for someone or as a job? Or has anyone done one...if so what happened...any disasters?? What tune do u think is good for a strip..i personally think that liberty x song - a little bit more would be fantastic, what a sexy song [ 01 August 2002, 01:22: Message edited by: Claire DC ]

Would anyone do a strip for someone or as a job? Or has anyone done one...if so what happened...any disasters?? What tune do u think is good for a strip..i personally think that liberty x song - a little bit more would be fantastic, what a sexy song [ 01 August 2002, 01:22: Message edited by: Claire DC ]

neither did mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

neither did mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will not be on here for a while. i need to get my act together & get some exams done (and being on here is too adictive & preventing me from working!) Have a top time at Tidy & take plenty of piccies for me!

I will not be on here for a while. i need to get my act together & get some exams done (and being on here is too adictive & preventing me from working!) Have a top time at Tidy & take plenty of piccies for me!

Has anyone or would anyone participate in watersports??

Has anyone or would anyone participate in watersports??

Has anyone or would anyone participate in watersports??

do you ever think out loud. i have realised ive started doing it more over the last 3 weeks. for instance - i just got back to my desk, sat down, and said "chicken feed" - i was thinking about a conversation i had in the pub last night. wierd. m.

r u ok hun, u have gone from msn?

r u ok hun, u have gone from msn?

One word = ONE WORD! And this time it all has to follow on Sex

right ok boys...see if u can answer these few simple questions correctly..i will mark your answers one hour from now. Go. 1) Whats the difference between a tampon and a tampax 2) what thing are 'a girls best friend' 3) Name 3 areas of the body which usually get shaved before going out 4) for the average woman, what are the 3 things a girl cant live without (variety of answers allowed here - on a points basis) 5) what does the typical woman find sexy about a man 6) name 4 erogenous zones on a woman. I will mark you individually Thanks!

Bye Bye everyone have a wicked weekend and speak to you all next week! xxxxxxx

Bye Bye everyone have a wicked weekend and speak to you all next week! xxxxxxx

My mobile is back up & running. Sorry for any inconvienience this may have caused. Ignore the voice mail message saying the number is now longer activated - it is. If you haven't got it & you need it please PM me! Cheers Guys xx

My mobile is back up & running. Sorry for any inconvienience this may have caused. Ignore the voice mail message saying the number is now longer activated - it is. If you haven't got it & you need it please PM me! Cheers Guys xx

Why have I been removed ???????? ???????? ????????

Hey there how u doing? im having a quite wkend this wk. going sundis HQ nxt weekend i rekon. Will u be going ??

Hey there how u doing? im having a quite wkend this wk. going sundis HQ nxt weekend i rekon. Will u be going ??

Your quiet today Hunny

Your quiet today Hunny