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Coronation Street Theme tune - Danny Tenaglia remix (listen to the filtering on that trumpet) Anyone think of any more?

St Peter, in a very worried state, called all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. Two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven. St Peter, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple: "Who is it?" "It's Paul" St Peter opens t…

My flaps are ready and waiting

My flaps are ready and waiting

Here are a couple of things I heard on TV/radio that made me giggle last week "Double dipping" - It is what the American economy is doing, apparently "70kg Snatch" - Commonwealth event, so they say "The Thai fighters are the best" - Again something to do with the commonwealth, but I reckon they were watching Star Wars myself

just because you havnt had an fao.... i am a camel, you are a goat yes you really float my boat if you were green, like nose snot that would be cool, cos your a robot. ta-dar!!!

just because you havnt had an fao.... i am a camel, you are a goat yes you really float my boat if you were green, like nose snot that would be cool, cos your a robot. ta-dar!!!

I am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace... It said: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things I had started". So, today I have finished one bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniels, 5 spliffs and 3 pills. Blimey I feel better already!

Mines gotta be something along the lines of: "[censored] off you pikey cunt" It's plain, simple and to the point. Any thoughts? m.

Whats your worst regret so far in life?

giving big shouts out to James, CreamyC, Mitz, Elsxbells, Diablo, Dakers, Sophie, Libby (loved the picture message!), Lia, all the BT crew, the old skool MM posse, the Cheltenham lads, Oddball, Nice1Bruvva, Beckie, ClaireDC (I guessed your cup size first time), Ray for caning it despite his age, everyone I piss off on here daily, anyone whose met me, plus the Bournemouth crowd. Peace love and unity throughout the board. I am the Wubster, this is ClubtheWorld, we are CLUBBING THE WORLD TOGETHER.

Wubster,do us a favour and post something,anything on the promoting me section.It looks like ive done it myself,me names there twice!and peeps will be serously thinking that im slowly crawling up my own arse. quickly man,quickly.

Wubster,do us a favour and post something,anything on the promoting me section.It looks like ive done it myself,me names there twice!and peeps will be serously thinking that im slowly crawling up my own arse. quickly man,quickly.

Hey, cashed in your bill money for internet time again, have we?

Hey, cashed in your bill money for internet time again, have we?

quote: "Hey, you can see SarahPVC's flange in this picture!" Where is this picture?

quote: "Hey, you can see SarahPVC's flange in this picture!" Where is this picture?

I have just booked tickets to go and see Coldpaly, so Wub Wub, if you really are moonlighting as an international popstar - I WILL KNOW !!!

i just went to kfc with my sis and 2 kids, and i was carrying the tray of food over to the table when i dropped the whole thing. i was SO embarrased. luckily there were no sexy men and so it wasnt as abd as it cud have been. but still..OH NO!

Will be on The BBC news later tonight With me on there somewhere LOL!

can everyone stop going on about all personal crap, im sorry but pm someone if there is a problem!! it really does my head in and makes me not want to come on the board, i stopped going on garlands for this reason, really didnt think it would happen here!!!

Thanx babe MWA

Thanx babe MWA

www.thetube.co.uk - retro -7/9/02 www.retroevents.com U defo up for retro?

www.thetube.co.uk - retro -7/9/02 www.retroevents.com U defo up for retro?

Hi there, Lionel here, heres my pic, anyone that likes me please PM me and we can meet up in the next two weeks... DJ Lionel The Vinyl at his best!

Hi there, Lionel here, heres my pic, anyone that likes me please PM me and we can meet up in the next two weeks... DJ Lionel The Vinyl at his best!

I know this has been said before But can everyone check their PM's? Ta Very much

I know this has been said before But can everyone check their PM's? Ta Very much

I just pm'ed yopu about Hard House Acadeny matey.