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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!! Fell asleep at 9pm last night so didn't mnage to get anything ready for work today, me and Dan managed to sleep through most of the alarm so lots of rushing around this morning. Had to wait in the puring rain fot he train and got absoultely soaked, Dan's tyre blew near the tunnel and he was doing double spins, so now we have to get that fixed before we go to Harrogate tomorrow. My toilet in the flat is blocked, so have to take half day off worrk to get plumber out and can't get in touch with landlord. Got a stupid fsmily party to go to tonight and to top it all off, it is raining and miserable. On the plus side - it is Frid…

just going out on lunch people be bak in abit. byebye

just going out on lunch people be bak in abit. byebye

I like the way the options are yes or yes.....very nice!

Elsxbells has got a spare ticket for Tidy Trax London @ SE1 tommorrow night. Does anyone need it? She's given me a price of £8.60 to sell it for. PM me if you or anyone you know wants it.

Elsxbells has got a spare ticket for Tidy Trax London @ SE1 tommorrow night. Does anyone need it? She's given me a price of £8.60 to sell it for. PM me if you or anyone you know wants it.

[censored] [censored] [censored], am going out in half an hour for a night with old workmates, bloody ex is gonna be there and my alcohol tolerance is seriously failing me - only had a few "dutch courage" drinks and already finding myself too amusing!!!! Anyway, i'm sure u lot r prob not too interested but drink has that effect of making me think i have something profound to share!!! So much for going to be all demure and sophisticated!!!

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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Officer Paddy stops them and tells them: “It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four” “Quattro is just the name of the automobile” the Englishman retorts disbelievingley. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five people” “You can not pull that one on me, “ replies Paddy “Quattro means four, you have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law” The Englishman replies angrily “ You Idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!” “Sorry” responds Paddy “Murphy is busy with thos…

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Officer Paddy stops them and tells them: “It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four” “Quattro is just the name of the automobile” the Englishman retorts disbelievingley. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five people” “You can not pull that one on me, “ replies Paddy “Quattro means four, you have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law” The Englishman replies angrily “ You Idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!” “Sorry” responds Paddy “Murphy is busy with thos…

does a special delivery turn up in the morning or afternoon normally?? tidy said the tickets for tomorow would be sent special delivery and need to be signed for. can't leave the house till they've arrived... wish they'd hurry up

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Who's seen this Film - got Mel Brooks in it Piss funny

Hey amte, I tried to post a reply to your birthday do at XLR8 at the fridge, but it wouldn't let me. Just to let you know that i'll definately make this date, it's my birthday on the 9th Nov so i'm up for a big one. Hope all is well Cheers buddy Tony

Hey amte, I tried to post a reply to your birthday do at XLR8 at the fridge, but it wouldn't let me. Just to let you know that i'll definately make this date, it's my birthday on the 9th Nov so i'm up for a big one. Hope all is well Cheers buddy Tony

Whats the pub/club scene like down by you, i'm supposed to be coming down your way sometime with my bro to his mates for a session round a few pubs?

Whats the pub/club scene like down by you, i'm supposed to be coming down your way sometime with my bro to his mates for a session round a few pubs?

and has their fingers on ALT and TAB incase their boss comes along? m.

hi there how r u? i actually live in market harborough, but not many people have heard of it so i say leicester.

hi there how r u? i actually live in market harborough, but not many people have heard of it so i say leicester.

Did you get my other mail chick?

Did you get my other mail chick?

Life is like a hurricane Here in Duckberg race cars lasers aeroplanes It's all Duck blur Might solve a mystery or rewrite history ducktales - woohoo! Every day that I been chasing duck tales Woo hoo! Tales of dare and do dah it's good luck tales d-d-d-danger! Look behind you! There's a stranger Out to find you What to do just grab onto those ducktales - woohoo!

Who loves fridays? I do. m.

CD's gonna tke me a couple of weeks seen as my Writer is knackered, unless i do it to tape and get my mate to transfer, sorry pal

CD's gonna tke me a couple of weeks seen as my Writer is knackered, unless i do it to tape and get my mate to transfer, sorry pal

I present you with a picture I just found... Of my 'goth' days! *cringes*

Cos she likes it

i have had alot of thick moments recently, and i am scared that the loss of big brother has hit me hard. i also dyed my hair last night and it is ginger.... please someone help me, i think i am trying to re- live jade through beckie la la .... i am scared....

Mine has to be Liberty X - A Little Bit More, or Toni Braxton - You'fe Makin Me High!! Well sexy