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best thing to happen to morning tv since the the Big Breakfast finished!!!! m.

... fish ! Basically cause my surname is fisher, I am from a family of fishes. Mother fish, Maverick fish and my brother fish dong - we are all proud to be fishes ! Also beacause, I am a good catch and you don't want to let me slip through your net. I am fishy by name and not by nature. I have been in hospital courtesy of a fish bone stuck in my throat ( that was a nasty one guys ) I dance like a fish ( and now the craze is sweeping Garlands ) And because I have become a bit obsessed with fish, if you have ever visited my aquaruim ( my flat ) you will notice that the fish theme seems to have taken over ! What's a fish to do ? How about you…

Seeing as our leader has banned ALL swear words which I think is a f***ing disgrace I have decided to define NEW swear words! F*** will become FOOK S**t will become SHAT P*nis will become SMALL W***** will become WANKOON Bum, poo, wee, willy, fanny, fish, flaps all appear to have escaped the danger swear zone so they're okay - for now! Personally the whole thinking behind this is a FOOKING nightmare!

If you (and everyone else) had only 1 month to live (i.e. the entire universe is gonna blow up) what would your plan be as from now for the next month ? I would probably get on a plane to Thailand away from all my enemies (as they wouldn't think twice about killing me) and relax in the gorgeous weather on a stolen yaught filled with lovely food. I'm hoping some nice girly friends would be there too but this is not essential / necessary. James

Am on my lunch and fancy a chat- anyone fancy joining me in there, am getting a little bit lonely!

Could you two guys PM me or email me ASAP in regards to the 29th June! How far is Glasgow from Newcastle coz my geography is [censored] as!! Cheerz!

Ive updated ur profile now luv with ur pic [ 06 June 2002, 14:10: Message edited by: CreamyC ]

Get it off, I demand it! Its shite, they all play up to the camera, they're twats and this poxy waste of a licence fee is a national disgrace!!! GET RID OF IT! PAP!

Well I couldn't believe it this morning when I woke up and noticed that my twat of a brother is trying to style his hair like Beckhams! Now I've got nothing against Beckham, I admire the bloke for the way hes come back from the 98 World Cup where he was public enemy No1 to 2002 World Cup where he is now England Captain! Top Bloke! Unfortunately hes married to a dogs dinner who cant shut the [censored] up and stay out of public life and show him up but we all have our flaws dont we!! Anyway, back to my point, why do twats in this country insist on trying to look like Beckham, I've seen so many pricks in the last 5 days trying the same style and even convincing themsel…

sorry just had to write this, that person sending creamy e mails, is a knob! sorry to say this over the site, but thats [censored] me off big time and im only speaking my true words! james has put alot of effort into this site, and i dont think any of us members appreciate some little fuckwit, slagging it off! obviously your too shy and cowardly to say it to all of us! if you got a problem then speak out loud! obviously your worried of being bombarded by us members who dont give a [censored] about speaking our minds! if you dont like it then lump it! ive seen a small sneak preview of the new site, and put it this way its bigger and better. this site will go a lo…

I LOVE it!

its official!!!! wednesdays are crap for television!!!!!! i think we should take over tv, and have wednesdays as clubtheworld.uk night!!!!!! presented by: James co-presenter: CreamyC comedy score keeper: beaker directed by: matthew Cameraman: signum tea maker: LibbyVanDyke whos up for that then? m.

GET IN THERE!

www.digitaldancefloor.co.uk/forums/garlands need to put in new user names etc take a look its cool

Are you still there? It's Michaela from Garlands & G Bar. I saw you looming there! Hope you recovered. See ya soon and say "hello" to Liverpool for me. Back down in London now

Was generally just curious to know whether any other peeps have come into contact with this drug. It was on donal mcintyre the other week,known as boo,ice, crystal meths or yabba. Personally,havin lived in se asia for a while Ive come into contact(a bit too often I might add) with this 'dangerous menance',which I was shocked to learn will eventually cause the collapse of western civilisation if it ever hits thease shores. Blimey! regards

The oak is probably the best-known of British trees. With its broad crown and massive trunk it represents an image of strength and endurance which has somehow become a symbol of national character. In this country oak woods have been recorded in every county on the mainland of the British Isles and occur up to 300metres above sea level. Today only the old county of Caithness contains no recorded oak wood. But oaks occur throughout the northern hemisphere and the two species native to this country are also widespread in Europe and Asia. These are the common or pedunculate oak (Quercus robur) and the durmast or sessile oak (Q. petraea). Other species including turkey oak (Q…

hi mate, i tried 2 put a post on that site, but it wouldnt work and no1 replied wat am i going 2 do???!!!

i want to see what it was like!!!! m.

After a long conversation with Neil, Beckie and Roy (Sorry Tara is too young to remember any of these so she felt a bit left out!!) So far I can remember: Rainbow Emu's World Fraggle Rock Pob Whizz Bit The Muppets No 73 Going Live He-Man The Smurfs Anymore? Forgive me, I feel pretty [censored] at the mo so I cant think, anymore please post below..

Republic of ireland. respect Lads you deserved the goal! Robbie keane what a hero. By the way i am not Irish just love it when the Germans dont get there way!! Woo Hoo! Bring it on!!

I have always wanted to say that in conversation, and on Sunday I said it to a Taxi Driver. Me: How much for a taxi from here to Southampton? TD: Hold on I'll find out (TD gets on radio) Me: OK TD: Right, it should be about £65 Me: OK, one minute (Check with friends) Me: Thats a bit much, any chance of getting it a bit cheaper TD: No Me: Oh, come on.... (Hassles TD and TD looks a bit annoyed) TD: To tell you the truth... Me: Butting in: YOU WANT THE TRUTH, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH Taxidriver gets scared and drives off. I think he was going to say "To tell you the truth, I don't want to take you bunch of drugged up idiots anyway" Ten minu…

Robin, can you give me details on whats going on in Brighton for the weekend of the 15th June?? Cheerz mate!

Is anyone else sat at work, bored out of their skull, wishing they were somewhere else. I know I am! About 90% of the people have taken the week off as holiday and there is [censored] all to do. I have no music or anything. On the plus I am off to see Mr Scruff tonight, and that promises to be a good night.

I thought I'd share this game that me and my mates invented with you all. Basically the rules are simple, all you have to do to win is spot the oldest person in trainers when you are out and about town. I once spotted this octagenerian wearing the whitest pair of nikees which was a clear-cut winner for that day... bonus points are given for the relative "coolness" of the trainers and for any other sportswear that the old codger might be wearing.. have fun kids, H&K bruvva

After discussing this with quite a few of you guys there were some suggestions about regular chat times! Some people have no internet access at home so I reckon if possible to have a 1-2pm daily time Monday to Friday and an evening sesh on at around 10pm as it seems to be the most popular time in the evening! What does everyone else think or any other suggested or better times! To be honest its best if everyone can get on there!!

Libby, its happening to all of us, although I'm still on 5 stars my overall rating has gone down to 4.5 from 5! I dont know whats going on but there are loads of people having the same!

Tell me bout it - Englands performance ? Shambles [ 02 June 2002, 14:24: Message edited by: DuMonde Raver ]

come on, you know you love garage! m.

Hi, My name is Patsy (its not my real name, just to cover myself) and I quite fancy a member of this board! I have done now for quite some time but everytime I go to ask him it seems he has 'others' on the go! He is a stud and everyone agress but because of this it puts me off, I am very fit, I go running and stuff but I dont know whether this will be enough to sway him! He likes trance and is always on the board, he says he always has 'other' bitches on the go and I'm not suprised coz everyone wants a bit of him but recently says hes turning GAY ?!?!?! How can I sway him back to being hetro?? What shall I do??