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The oak is probably the best-known of British trees. With its broad crown and massive trunk it represents an image of strength and endurance which has somehow become a symbol of national character. In this country oak woods have been recorded in every county on the mainland of the British Isles and occur up to 300metres above sea level. Today only the old county of Caithness contains no recorded oak wood. But oaks occur throughout the northern hemisphere and the two species native to this country are also widespread in Europe and Asia. These are the common or pedunculate oak (Quercus robur) and the durmast or sessile oak (Q. petraea). Other species including turkey oak (Q…

hi mate, i tried 2 put a post on that site, but it wouldnt work and no1 replied wat am i going 2 do???!!!

i want to see what it was like!!!! m.

After a long conversation with Neil, Beckie and Roy (Sorry Tara is too young to remember any of these so she felt a bit left out!!) So far I can remember: Rainbow Emu's World Fraggle Rock Pob Whizz Bit The Muppets No 73 Going Live He-Man The Smurfs Anymore? Forgive me, I feel pretty [censored] at the mo so I cant think, anymore please post below..

Republic of ireland. respect Lads you deserved the goal! Robbie keane what a hero. By the way i am not Irish just love it when the Germans dont get there way!! Woo Hoo! Bring it on!!

I have always wanted to say that in conversation, and on Sunday I said it to a Taxi Driver. Me: How much for a taxi from here to Southampton? TD: Hold on I'll find out (TD gets on radio) Me: OK TD: Right, it should be about £65 Me: OK, one minute (Check with friends) Me: Thats a bit much, any chance of getting it a bit cheaper TD: No Me: Oh, come on.... (Hassles TD and TD looks a bit annoyed) TD: To tell you the truth... Me: Butting in: YOU WANT THE TRUTH, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH Taxidriver gets scared and drives off. I think he was going to say "To tell you the truth, I don't want to take you bunch of drugged up idiots anyway" Ten minu…

Robin, can you give me details on whats going on in Brighton for the weekend of the 15th June?? Cheerz mate!

Is anyone else sat at work, bored out of their skull, wishing they were somewhere else. I know I am! About 90% of the people have taken the week off as holiday and there is [censored] all to do. I have no music or anything. On the plus I am off to see Mr Scruff tonight, and that promises to be a good night.

I thought I'd share this game that me and my mates invented with you all. Basically the rules are simple, all you have to do to win is spot the oldest person in trainers when you are out and about town. I once spotted this octagenerian wearing the whitest pair of nikees which was a clear-cut winner for that day... bonus points are given for the relative "coolness" of the trainers and for any other sportswear that the old codger might be wearing.. have fun kids, H&K bruvva

After discussing this with quite a few of you guys there were some suggestions about regular chat times! Some people have no internet access at home so I reckon if possible to have a 1-2pm daily time Monday to Friday and an evening sesh on at around 10pm as it seems to be the most popular time in the evening! What does everyone else think or any other suggested or better times! To be honest its best if everyone can get on there!!

Libby, its happening to all of us, although I'm still on 5 stars my overall rating has gone down to 4.5 from 5! I dont know whats going on but there are loads of people having the same!

Tell me bout it - Englands performance ? Shambles [ 02 June 2002, 14:24: Message edited by: DuMonde Raver ]

come on, you know you love garage! m.

Hi, My name is Patsy (its not my real name, just to cover myself) and I quite fancy a member of this board! I have done now for quite some time but everytime I go to ask him it seems he has 'others' on the go! He is a stud and everyone agress but because of this it puts me off, I am very fit, I go running and stuff but I dont know whether this will be enough to sway him! He likes trance and is always on the board, he says he always has 'other' bitches on the go and I'm not suprised coz everyone wants a bit of him but recently says hes turning GAY ?!?!?! How can I sway him back to being hetro?? What shall I do??

In the biggest PR error / mistake in Club world since Garage came onto the scene it has been decided from fans around the globe that CreamyC will re-appear on this forum and replace the biggest mistake of Tranced-kev! Also a major factor on this decision was the down to Tara2001 rudely resfusing to call me anything else other than Creamy! CreamyC has spoken and proves that he does listen to his fans!

THE DANGERS OF YAHOO CHAT............ One night after a bit of a sesh down the pub back in 2000 I logged on to the computer and entered a chat room, started talking to this girl for about an hour! So, my mate thought it would be funny whilst I was away doing a piss to giver her my address to send a piccie of herself (which was by the way quite horrendous!) and being a chat virgin as I was then, this is what she wrote in this letter! Now I know what people mean when they talk about chat rooms! You have been warned, ENJOY!!! THE GIRL - Tara Carver, 21 (PAGE 1) !I Love You! Hello babe, how are you? I know that you are doing okay after we spoke last night! I …

hello yesterday, there was a discussion in this forum with subject "why is this called 'clubtheworld'" it seems to have vanished - does anybody know what happened to it all the best alasdair

afternoon all. just got back from bournemouth, my head is in tatters and i am now financially crippled. but.... WHAT A WEEKEND!!!!!!! james and kev got some messages from me.... hope they made sense! will try and put photos up tomorrow. m.

After Important Notice 1 comes the prequel Important Notice 2, I could've edited the post but couldn't be arse as this would be more fun, anyway, my point! WHAT BASTARDS ARE MARKING OTHERS WITH LOW SCORES? Even the great tRaNcEd-kEv is going down slightly as is James and DuMonde!

hi mate, u must b sleeping 4 briton now, but i was wondering if u had the details of how 2 get the cheap tickets 2 slinky, cheers, the loud one x

Has voted me down and put me on 4 stars instead of my loyal 5 ??? Own the fcuk up

hey all, I'm pleased to stay I'm back on the board after my short time away missed you all! So who's having a quiet one tonight? I haven't spent saturday night in, in a long time, I never realised just how s**t saturday night TV is! I'm bored! Somebody entertain me!!!!!!!

Hello everyone, hope your all having a good weekend! Mine has been shite so far cos i am going on hol next week so i cant afford to go out! So i had a girly night in with my mate last nite and am almost suicidal tonight cos all my mates are out and keep ringing me :-( Although i got a nice tan from the sunshine today! Well, while your all half dead tomorro from a hard night of clubbing i will be fresh as a dasiy )keep telling myself that) ooooh im going insane i need to go out! Fuk it im off out.. have fun everyone!

check this out: http://www.faceparty.com/events.asp Now this is the kind of meet up club the world will be having in a few years! Long live the party people!!!!

Just wanted to rub it in that ive only just got up and u lot are in work. Ha! My 5 day weekend is gonna be bitchin!

i shall be partying like a motherfucker in southampton and bournemouth from friday to tuesday (in a fear and loathing in las vegas style), and not wishing to miss out on any of the action from you guys, heres my mobile number so you can keep me up to date with texts 07973 353 062. warning... if any of you do text me, please expect some dumb arse reply, as i will probably be in a pretty much non-coherant state for the whole of the 4 and a half days. eceap lvoe rtspeec untiy m. [ 30 May 2002, 13:32: Message edited by: matthew ]

Did anyone actually manage to get any pics of gatecrasher NEC this april? We were sooo pissed off that we couldnt take digi cameras in. Let me know of any links if there are? Cheers peeps!

Ickle sweetie, I've done ya piccie luvva! Very sexy!

ya there?

piss off. m.