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Ickle sweetie, I've done ya piccie luvva! Very sexy!

ya there?

piss off. m.

Hi folks! Just a wee message to make sure that everyone is feelin sweet and ready for the mighty weekend ahead of them... I'm off to Cafe Ceol & then the VIP room of my old residency tonight (Friday) for some old skool house classics with a tint of UK disco house & US garage. On saturday night, I'm at Lush, Portrush for Dave Seamans Album Launch, THUPERB! Check out www.kellys-portrush.com/lush for more info on one of the best superclubs in the UK. We have decided to open Clubb R this Sunday evening with a night of pure bangin trance & hard house. Whats everyone up to then??????? AJ @ OTT (feelin brilliant, and ready for anything)

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I was jus wondering whats the most money people have won in any type of bet!!! Even though im not much of a gambler ive placed a few bets on the world cup!!! Well personally the most ive won was £200 coming back from a football tournament in holland while spending the last of my foreign currency!!! so whats the most everyone else has won??? [ 30 May 2002, 14:38: Message edited by: artist formally known as Housewhore ]

all songs lately sound like the bginning of billie jean by michael jackson. it pisses me off!!!!!

after the poor attemp a couple of weeks ago, I thought i'd try again. This weeks prize is a one-way plane ticket to islamabad. so heres this weeks little poser.... I don't know how you made it through all the smoke and brew you do It sure has left its mark on you but you're still with us today Life goes on and round we go and words can kill these things I know Sometimes you cut deeply so, but on the river flows You'd set the table for barber Sweeney Todd You'd clip the wings of any rising god But man can't live on hope alone, it can be cut all that is grown Broke your spirit but not your bones and on the river flows m.

hi to everyone in club the world im sure u will all join me in wishing sarah(pvc) and everyone else involved in this site the best success for its future....its going to be big see u all in clubland very soon andy_kar2n

Recently ive found it worrying that huge proportion of the members on the board were not aware that i was a man!!! Such comments from people like Libby saying "Housewhore seems to know what SHE is on about" Libby not picking on you just the only one could remember you know i love you jus to let you know ive got more man than any person could dream off, i put Arny To shame, im the Muscles from Scouseland. I drink pints by the second i watch football like im watching a naked women, I only wash dishes if the only option is to eat off the floor, I fart while having sexx, i scratch my bum like its a winning lottery scratch card. I refer to my car as m…

Dont know if anyone has read about these new 'legal' pills. Supposed to have the same effect as E's but without the comedown. 4 Clubbers gave them a really good write up at http://www.4clubbers.net/features/legalhighs.htm and you can order them at http://www.repharm.co.uk Still yet to try some myself but they look pretty decent!

I think ive achieved what i thought was impossible ive found a very nice girl who we share so much in common with has anyone else found love in a club or did it jus last as long as the substances you took did???

Apparantly to reply to topics in 'serious issues' ???

Okay peep, whoever you are, the jokes over, I am currently getting 3 emails a day in regards to how much they disagree with me and what I say but why cant you say this on the forum?!?!?!? Is there a contract out on me or something??

Is there a huge distintion between clubbers and ravers in the uk? I'm wondering cause in Canada there is. Ravers don't like clubbers and clubbers don't like ravers. Is the music going to be radicaly different at a rave compared to a club?

Hya Guys! Not totally ofay with this MB so if I make a tit of myself..........well that's me!! Just wanted to invite you all to Garlands in Liverpool on Saturday (1st June) to celebrate my 31st year. Yep I know, I should be at home looking after my husband & children at my age, not clubbing!! Well I've not a sniff of a man (all offers considered!) and don't want kids of my own (although my sis is in labour as we speak with my first neice/nephew-yikes!!) The plan is: 7pm my house for post clubbing madness 9pm taxis over to Pacific Bar 10.30 garlands 4am...........WHO KNOWS!!! Hope you can make it! please feel to email me to get more info (espeically …

Personally i would describe mine as a mix between Michael Jackson and A funky chicken, only kiddin but seriuously how would you describe you clubbing dance or dancemoves??? I know Beakers is more like an Epileptic dog with fleas And Creamy is more like a constipated frog in the sun So how would you describe your self???

personally im goin for Italy!!! But i want Nigeria to win as my family are Nigerian so ill be wearing my shirt when Nigeria play England!!! So who do you think will win and who do you want to win???

You still there hunni ???

just got out of a training session about Microsofts new .NET infrastructure and how it uses XML to transfer data between different software platforms and hardware (pda's, servers etc.) There was also a bit about how you can intergrate SQL with XML so that oh you're not really interested are you. neither am i. and i have a whole two weeks of it coming up. m.

...........But only for a week! Today is my last day in work until 10th June! *DuDu cheers in a England have won the world cup fashion* I wont be anywhere near a PC, so please don't think I'm being rude & ignoring you - I just ain't around!! See you all when I get back! xx p.s I'll be even older then!!

I have just got from watching Mull Historical Society (feeling a little bit wrecked) and the first thing I do is get on here! Do I need to get a life?! Actually, this is a very cool site....nice people, who are passionate about enjoying themselves and have taste...they go to Garlands! Whey hey...............

......any decent FREE porn site info! I am absolutely gutted after spending the night in last night that my loyal FREE site that updated daily dirty full-on hard pics has now ceased to work so I have no dirties to perv over anymore!! Can anyone help me?? Please!

What a bunch of arsehol*s . I lost my phone at the weekend (which was a genie unlimited free text sim) and am looking to get another sim with same no. and schem and cancel the old one . What a fcukin joke 02 are . Sposed to be bringin excitin new changes, yeah bollox, the customer care e-mail addresses on there site (all three of em) DO NOT WORK, and The Premium Rate 50p a min customer care number has been ignoring me for 2 days runnin now and i know for a fact its the correct number . WANKAZ If they don't issue me with a same sim card, im movin networks for definite . Anyone any suggestions ? Had probs wit the wonderful '02' ??

Hello everyone! Hope your all fresh as a daisy this morning..i am stil yet to wake up i think, whats everyones plans for this coming weekender then? Anyone going to Judgement Sunday at Club m? If you have never been then you must go to one of these one time - a good time is guaranteed. Libstaaa

Sorry about these FAO's guys but it appears my PM's are not working! Anyway, Rob, accomo for Friday, yeah, I'll do that with ya, do you know anywhere decent???

Last night at 10.30pm after a hard labour by my big sis Nicky brough Miss Rebecca Anne Williams into my life! I've not been able to meet her yet, but if she's anything like her mum she will be beautiful, gentle, caring and giving. Major celebrations on Sat me thinks!! Love n affection Aunty DuDu XxX

Dedicated to -------> Lizzie Humphries! Top Girl, always been there for me! (Hopefully she will never read this) She deserves it just for being her! WICKED GIRL! Please post your dedications here........

Bad news.....or good news if you dont like me!! As i may have mentioned once or twice, its my last day a work on friday before departing for new shores... consequently the bastards want their laptop back so i am gonna be without internet access for a few weeks I am counting on you guys to keep me informed via text of any decent nights which you are going to, otherwise i may be a hermit and sit at home in my darkened room listening to Morrisey (please no!! ) No. is 07776212997 Gonna miss all you crazy fools....see ya at MoS on Sunday.

Well ClubTheWorlders, I have to confess series 1 was everything it cracked up to be, even to the point where two members came to blows (I wonder who they were?? ) So, anyway, back by popular demand we have series two, will this be just as good as series, all will be revealed as we take a look through the keyhole! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I slept with a Pig!