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  1. Started by Aaron,

    Did you hear about the man who tried to get on a plane with a Spud gun? Police said it was a weapon of Mash destruction!

    • 8 replies
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  2. Started by squeakage,

    I'll show you mine

    • 15 replies
    • 320 views
  3. Started by commonclubber,

    need someoen to talk to!

  4. Started by Maria,

    This makes me laugh, lots.

    • 3 replies
    • 100 views
  5. Started by squeakage,

    Post whore

  6. Started by Steph,

    Do any of you have any? If so what are they? I have my name in Arabic just above my foof I know we are not a great fan of the Arabs right now.... but their writing is pretty

    • 28 replies
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  7. Started by SexyNic,

    ...or tomorrow for that matter? unfortunately i am still in a period of detox

    • 8 replies
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  8. Started by Maria,

    Is Now Up !!

    • 1 reply
    • 169 views
  9. Started by 2funkedup,

    OMG this man rocks my world, i really wanna go to paris to see him play but have no idea how to find out when and where. help

    • 1 reply
    • 222 views
  10. Started by SexyNic,

    please please please could you change your avatar? it's not that i don't like it, but it freaks me out everytime i look at it, only marginally less than the one you had before (i know i am a wimp) what is it by the way?

    • 7 replies
    • 260 views
  11. Started by LTM,

    Is your avatar gonna ejaculate soon? He's been at it for weeks now.

  12. Guest Kether
    Started by Guest Kether,

    and goes to jail. OMGWTF!!!

    • 8 replies
    • 378 views
  13. Started by Lisa,

    GONE IN 60 SECS Aug 10 2004 Pubs' timer locks to stop women lingering in loos TOILET cubicle doors which spring open after 60 seconds are being brought in by a pub chain fed up with slowcoach women. The mechanism - dubbed Bog Off - is designed to stop gossiping girls hogging the loo while a queue builds up. Pub chain Brannigans found that the queue for the ladies was the top complaint for women enjoying a night out. The second biggest moan was from women who lose their shoes after taking off uncomfortable high heels while dancing. Now Brannigans expect to have the new loos in operation by Christmas. A spokesman said: 'Despite scor…

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  14. Started by Rascal,

    Why is this back? Some topics may be of interest/informative, but the majority appeal to the young and immature who want to scream about how good at they are at this and how much they can do that. Not being funny, but I am sure most of the maturer ladies on here would agree, bragging about what you can do or have done just makes you out to look like a slag. An example being having an avatar of your tits! I mean it really is just asking for trouble. I feel you can be open minded but there are limits. If anything, I am concerned about the kids that do this, thinking it's fun and feeling like they are all grown up. WRONG, 16 is not grown up and you will realise thi…

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  15. Started by Fish,

    Facing bit of a problem to be honest guys, all of my motivation for work seems to have dissapeared !! From the moment I enter the office I am on countdown, have got loads of oppertunities to ' better ' myself but have as of yet not taken them up. How do I get it back ?? Do any of you feel like this ?? I know that it sounds silly, but do you think that it could have something to do with the weather ?? It has rained solid here for over a week now !!!!

    • 16 replies
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  16. Guest Jay
    Started by Guest Jay,

    Stevie Wonder is in Tokyo and has just finished playing his Seventies classic Sir Duke. The crowd is still going wild when a young man at the front says, "You, Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!" So Stevie plays an F# minor on his keyboard and goes off on a jazz riff. The Japanese man says, "No Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord!" So Stevie tries an A and off he goes with the band on this amazing improvised moment. When he's finished, the lad says, "No Stevie, a jazz chord, a jazz chord!" By now old Stevie is a little confused. "What do you mean, play a jazz chord? I've just done 2 for you..?" he says to the…

    • 2 replies
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  17. Started by LTM,

    Hee, Maria Haa, Maria Hee, Maria Ha Ha

    • 6 replies
    • 121 views
  18. what really makes you squirm? For me, anything to do with eyeballs, or being in a big car crash

    • 12 replies
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  19. Guest JIMBOB
    Started by Guest JIMBOB,

    both are great bands, who have super duper debeut albums! but....which one is better? its too hard to call for me

    • 6 replies
    • 125 views
  20. Guest JIMBOB
    Started by Guest JIMBOB,

    this is gonna be the worst opening ceremony yet

    • 29 replies
    • 330 views
  21. Started by stavros,

    do the banana boogie

    • 11 replies
    • 165 views
  22. Started by Lisa,

    CRINGE!!!!

    • 31 replies
    • 427 views
  23. Started by squeakage,

    what is the definition of this? I figured it must be straight forward but then there are so many what-ifs.. for example lesbians.. they have sex right but there's not actually anything to penetrate with - nothing they have naturally anyway! and what about anal sex.. what if a girl has had anal sex but not regular sex? and gay men - what if they've taken it but never given it? Am I right in saying there is no speficic definition of this?

    • 15 replies
    • 253 views
  24. Started by Lisa,

    kiss away!!

    • 20 replies
    • 332 views
  25. Started by Edinburgh Angel,

    get talkin on msn

    • 17 replies
    • 284 views
  26. Started by Aaron,

    Did you used live on Walton Mountain?

    • 0 replies
    • 77 views
  27. Guest Kether
    Started by Guest Kether,

    by a psychopathic smack addict just because he fancies my bird. Does anyone want to teach me karate?

    • 17 replies
    • 334 views
  28. Started by Aaron,

    Who's the lamest poster of them all?

    • 7 replies
    • 137 views
  29. Guest Jay
    Started by Guest Jay,

    you fucking knob jockey. how was the curry you lippy twat??

    • 2 replies
    • 133 views
  30. Started by raverbird (jinx),

    I HATR UM,JUST HAD BIG OLD FIGHT, ILL GET UM!!!

    • 3 replies
    • 121 views
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