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Gary came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Gary, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter". Gary was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes, you can b…

hey guys... my name is Estee and Im new to the forum.... so big shout out to u all.. and hopefully chat soon!! :grouphug:

for people who rape and abuse women in domestic violence situations here im appalled at this views please

That we have on CTW? Found this on Bangin tunes.com:- SHE'S THE SOAP DODGER FROM THE TIDY FORUMS WHO SINGLE HANDEDLY MANAGED TOO PISS OFF THE WHOLE SITE. SOME OF THE REASONS WHY 1. SELLING HER MIX CDS ON HER SITE FOR £10 + P&P WITH OTHER PEOPLE TRAX ON & THEN COMING ON TIDY & SAYING FUCK EM THEY CAN SUE ME I DON'T CARE. TO WHICH TIDY HAD MORE THAN WORD ON SEVERAL OCCAISIONS. 2. SAMPLING OTHER PEOPLES TRAX THEN PRESSING THEM ONTO VINYL & THEN GIVING THE SAME RESPONCE. 3. OFFERING TO SELL SOME OF HER TRAX TO PEOPLE, OH WAIT WASN'T ONE A PAUL GLAZBY TRACK?!!! 4. MOANING ON ABOUT HER EAR INFECTION & SAYING HOW HARD SHE W…

Where u from hun???

(w00t) Got the tickets off ebay last night, 2 weekend camping tickets for £280!!!!!!! Can't fookin wait!

Hi all just thought i'd introduce myself, how's everyone??

Just been introduced to this site, cant believe I didn't know about it already, some of you will know me, others wont, but HEY HOW Uuuuuuuuu DOIN? :thanx:

Hark all ye fair enthusiasts of muzak for the harsher generation, for ye are all in for a treat. Pay attention all ye enwizened folk, devotees of the 4/4 beat parody, fanatics of syncopation and aficionados for rhythm, for, come this Sunday morn, 4 hours past the witching hour when you all make for your houses after your preferred club, my comrardes and I are to bring you a torrent of beats, a surge of synths, a hail of hoovers; direct to your ear-drums. All you need do is point your radio to 106.6 FM (Leeds area) or tune your browser to www.lsrfm.com and the rest is magic. Featuring this week will be the dark knight himself Ben Stevens, finally returned from the crusad…

CONTROL YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE UNDER THE INFLUENCE :thumbsdown: Stupid bint !

Yes its that time again folks,Clubbed Up bring in the weekend in their very special way,this week is a very special one indeed,we will tell you all about last weeks dj competition and general carnage that followed it and where we will be frequenting this week!! This weeks guest is none other than Wildchild resident Little Gem,and yes she really is little,she will be treating us to a very special uncut live mix and we may just give her a bit of a grilling so any dirt you have on her,random questions for her or just anything thats gonna make the girl blush get them sent into INFO@CLUBBEDUP.CO.UK Tigger will once again be dusting off those golden oldies and pollu…

hey peeps i took my camera with me to the Out House last night and took some pics of the other DJ's and also had my brother tim take shots of me whilst i played have a look link >>> PICTURES starting there and just keep clicking left thankoo! :D :D :dj:

“WE RAVE WE PARTY THEN WE HIT THE ROADâ€�!!!! Raverside Events are looking for New Staff, DJS, MCS and people who want to be part of an enthusiastic and loyal team! Are you the person for this? If so then drop us an email or add us to your MSN! Better still why not give us a call! Thanks and look forward to hearing from you all very soon! Jamie Lee Raverside UK 11 MSN: LEE-112@HOTMAIL.COM TEL: 07723 670771 HARD DANCE – TECHNO – DRUM & BASS – DANCEHALL / BASHMENT – UK GARAGE RAVERSIDE! SUFFOLK BASED RAVE! POWERED BY 120K OF AUDIO POWER FOR YOUR ULTIMATE PLEASURE! 1 EVENT EVERY 4 WEEKS! RAVERSIDE OPERATE A…

this is quality stuff i found ferry corsten vid (bout 2mins long) quality stuff at EXIT NYC @ Cocoricó

What's it like up there now ? Just seen on the news your as cold as -18 ? You lucky fuck ! Arctic weather ! Thankfully it's not as bad down here now, as I've gotta drive 100 miles today ! :D

Can anyone reccomend me a good site where I can get a nice Nav Cam ? Not after anything too expensive, but want something robust and reliable. Ta.

Add your event aswell as Club the world and on TBCR to get a better range of area seeing your forums guys |Cheers

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manager of subway me and egle will be running the shop as friom end of march permanent lot of responsibility though but i have confidence to do it was going through a lot of what needed doing tonight and training a new guy up was hard but fun... and to think i only got trained in the cash ins and stuff last week im now teaching new staff it im well chuffed

A bear a lion and a chicken are sitting talking about who is the hardest.the bear says when i roar the whole forest trembles,the lion says when i roar the whole jungle shakes with fear,the chicken says all i have to do is cough and the whole fuckin world shits itself!

If 1st class post cost more for the stamp and gets to its destination in 1-2 days... 2nd class post cost a little less and takes a little longer to get to where its going... If you put a 1p stamp on an envelope, will it still get to its destination in a few weeks???

After months and months of serious practice and instruction from some great dj's i've finally done my first good mix. It's 113mb and about 2hrs long. What sites can i use to upload this? As i'm really keen to get some feedback on it.

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Stormissential, this Saturday 4th March @ The Sanctuary Birmingham: Lets get the ball rolling with the Clubbed Up crew hosting the Phuture DJ room: 1. Ringpiece Reds 2. Nice Dry Fanny 3. Steve Arnold (Da Fidge)

£140 no name change fee if you want it and get all your details to me by friday If you've never been to a tidy weekender before then this is a perfect time to start This space is available as ticket only if you have friends already going you want to stay with or as a space with a bed etc email me on: benrostwood@yahoo.com if you are interested if you need more than one ticket i know a fair few others selling so let me know as well

I can't go to work, the roads here and the M4 are bad.

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "what is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. "No, No, No, that won't work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK., I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore call girl?' "Well, I rai…

I've posted the link in members mixes. There are two mixes on the one download. First 54 mins are my hard house mix. The rest is my NRG mix. Same intro but very different. Please Let me know what you think.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f * *king number!" and the phone was slammed down on me I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accid…

31 ?!?! Good lord, thankfully, I've got YEARS to get to that age, yet. Happy birthday, mate. :happydance: :drunk: :happydance: