General Discussion

GET A FUCKING LIFE!!

who sang the original of this, i'm currently on hold and this tune is on. it's been emotional.

just for you huni! hope your ok babes! had a really good weekend at home eating lots of food and being a good girl! how was your weekend? xx

good to see you mate, felt like it had been ages. had such a laugh, top weekend. hope the foot is ok now

ARE NOW ON SALE!

Did you have it done on holls ? I think it suits you .

I just thougt I'ld let you know that this strange sheep has been talking to me on your msn trying to get me to shag him with a strap on or something I dunno who he is but I thought maybe you can keep a look out at your pc as I don't think h has your permission.. cheers call me if you have any problems steph

Whats with the new signature Are you a convert??

am trying to organise loads of people to go up to dilate(info here) in several cars if u are interested in going and have a car and wudn't mind lending people lifts can u let me know and similarly if u want to go but don't have a car let me know and if there is some1 with a spare place i will let you know

a little boy asks his mum, "why am i black and you are white?" "dont even ask" she replied. "when i think back to that fuckin party, your lucky you dont bark."

well???? hmmmmm????? is there???? not that im going to any, im already liking the idea of the 40 minuit drive home & a soak in the bath in the comfort of my own home

A couple came into the shop today and they had a bag with take away fish n chips in it it smelt so gooood when I have the guy his change i said thats £2.37 chips ..i mean change!!! opps

When you were a child.... did you have a secret place where you felt safe? a place where you would spend time alone? a place where you would play for hours on end? i did it was behind my cupboards in my room hours of fun all alone away from every1

You are going to this which means you are going to miss Anti World. Do you know what type of music they play at Anti World?

would you not kick out of bed for eating biscuits? I know who mine wud be!

Can someone tell me what the fuck that was all about then?

make clear up the mess, if you ate biscuits in your bed?

> >Subject: Cuckoo Clock >> > >> > >> > > The other night I was invited out for a night with "the >>girls." I told >> >my >> > > husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" >> > > >> > > Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too >>easy. Around >> > > 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the >>door, the >> > > pinche cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 >>times. Quickly, >> > > realizing my husband would probably wake up,…

I never fully understood that one... is it just coz it's a little dangerous so that's been converted into being rude to stop u doing it? anyone else's thoughts?

Can we have some names please =)

That scene in Starsky & Hutch is fucking immortal. I laugh everytime.

has anyone had brochure already i did and it on sale from tomorrow dates 8th 9th 10th october cant beleive its already goin on sale haha its haunted one details il get for u soon as i got to let the kids on net in a min but still whos goin this time and who has room for a little sleepin bagger hehe oh got a sitter sorted already haha may be my last ever weekender

Hey everybody,u all ok? Im new on this forum after it was suggested to me and i was told this is the easiest way of meeting new people to talk to ,so come on dont be shy,have a chat. Cheers Phil

On channel 4? Coz Enza was on it! hehe was a programme about a couple having a trial seperation Enza innocently met this guy in a club and agreed to go out to the marina with him However she got a little bit drunk (slight under-statement) and started talking about how she would fight for him if she was his gf haha!! she also mentioned what she was wearing under her clothes apparently it was in the sun and everything Opps!!

we will find a BRIYYYYGHTER DAY

I've been feeling shit for about 5 days, got sent home twice from work and havent even bothered going in for the last 2 days. 2 other people were sent home aswell so I'm presuming its just something doing the rounds at the moment. It started as a normal "feeling a bit dodgy" when I woke up for 2 days. Then I started getting shudders at work, then my arms started hurting and my whole body started tingling. It hurt to move and drinking made me feel sick. I could hardly walk yesterday coz of the pain but I'm feeling relatively OK today. Someone please tell me its not just me.

I was stay in but got invited to the zap and managed to sort out free entry for me + 1 so wud be rude not to! An evening of funky house and! staying at a friend of a friend's house who has a swimming pool!! yay! go swimming tomorrow morning! can show off the tan i got by falling asleep in the garden today

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where to get them from?