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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "what is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. "No, No, No, that won't work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK., I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore call girl?' "Well, I rai…

I've posted the link in members mixes. There are two mixes on the one download. First 54 mins are my hard house mix. The rest is my NRG mix. Same intro but very different. Please Let me know what you think.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f * *king number!" and the phone was slammed down on me I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accid…

31 ?!?! Good lord, thankfully, I've got YEARS to get to that age, yet. Happy birthday, mate. :happydance: :drunk: :happydance:

its gone a bit quiet on here!!! what has happened to everyone?? :uhm: anyway hey to whos left lol hope your ok and see ya soon xx

. . I shall be drinking White Wine in a pawsh glarse, getting comfy on my en-suite in the Tower Thistle Hotel in London.. Oh It's great being me . . .

Has anyone heard of this book or owns a copy of it ? I'm interested in what the Glossary / Index is of this book, because I bought a fantastic book in London today called The Kingfisher Illustrated Nature Encyclopedia and it basically tells you about the start of time, what Scientists think how the Earth began, what it was created from, then goes back into Eras how life was formed from the discovery of fossils etc - I've got about another 1000 pages to read and it is a PHENOMINAL read ! The book im querieing about is mentioned in the first few pages, and I'm quite interested. Thanks !

http://c.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php :yay:

hey peeps I'm a newbie lol Cum say hiya! I dont bite lol well not hard neway x x

http://www.malia.co.uk/imagesubmit/mainshow.asp?id=7572 http://www.malia.co.uk/imagesubmit/mainshow.asp?id=7568 The guy on the left.

www.clubbedup.co.uk or www.wcr1350.co.uk ON TONIGHTS SHOW: Cd of the week is from the Salford Massif’s very own….Alvez VIP tickets to give away to Stormissential which takes place Saturday 4th March at the sanctuary in Birmingham. Along with the usual suspects you can see the finalists of the Clubbed Up Dj competition go head to head to decide who is “The Phuture� of hard dance. live guest mix from Goose who is promoter and resident dj at Khemistry in Wakefield

Loads new gig's on TBCR forums

Hi girls and boys... The schedule for the launch of the new Website for the ALJ Project it's 28/02/2006 and for the celebration we have a very special Mix coming up so keep an eye for it...You also can sign up for our News Letter on mail@acidlemonjuice.co.uk for all the News...In the mean time GOOD VIBES... New Tracks coming up prety soon so watch out for it, "Brickwall" can be download at www.beatport.com just look for ORYX Music or Acid Lemon Juice... or contact us on the above e-mail adress for a copy in 12" See all soon Luis & Del

KK Promotions Present C.P.R Records and Sandwich Bar Febuary 2006 see's yet another brand new project for us a the KK Promotions camp. A new record shop and luxury sandwich bar will be opening It's doors this Friday 24/02/06. The new shop named CPR Records and Sanwixch Bar (Clinical Precise Records) will be situated in the beautiful seaside town of Rhos On Sea near Llandrillo college and will be a one stop shop for dance music lovers. CPR will stock the very best in house, trance, hard trance,.hard dance,hardstyle,drum & bass, and breaks on vinyl and cd format this will include new releases, imports, upfront promo's and rarties you can also lis…

Check out top, bargain, clubbin' gear at www.HardcoreUproar.spreadshirt.net cocaine T-shirts England T-shirts Mushroom T's etc. We will be adding a photo gallery, so send your pics wearing any of our gear to HardcoreUproarTshirts@yahoo.co.uk

How is everyone? Haven't been on here for aaaaaaggggggeeeeessssssss because my pc stopped liking the site for some reason?!? Just tried again randomly after about 6 months of not been on here (maybe longer?) and not only has it worked, but the whole site looks different - in a good way :thumbsup: Hope everyone is well :D

my boss pulled me aside last night and had a talk about rules in work with the management team and distance between other staff in work then the manager told me i was becoming nightshift manager im well chuffed it hasnt happened yet but it is when new shop opens and the other bosses arent able to be there (w00t)

Nice ... 300GB holographic disc ready in 2006 http://www.bitburners.com/News/Blu-ray_and...lographic_disc/ :yay:

Nice ... http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/1464 :yay:

Sorry guys TBCR is now up and running and updated.

after a few technical problems with the music the site is back online with updates check it out WWW.TOTALMAYHEMUK.COM

She had a tattoo of a sea shell on her thigh. It's amazing,if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

Got this off another site, fucking well good, i want 1!!! BEEP BEEP

The hours are ticking away to Just the One? Twisted! Taking place this Friday the 24th in the Deep Blue Rooms of the seOne Club. And yes, the hype is true it really is only £5 2 for 1 discounted entry all night long. That really is only £2.50 to get in and hear the legendary Lisa Loud alongside all the residents for Just the One? including DJs of the moment Kriss Darang vs. Jnr J who are celebrating the signing of their new track 'Twisted'. Room One: (Twisted House) Lisa Loud Kriss Darang vs. Jnr J DJ Lewi Funky Deciples Room Two: (Soulful and Funky House) Nick T Jeremy B Steve Spectrum Dominique Danielle Advance Tickets: www.ticketweb.co.uk / …

has anyone ever had to have a transvaginal scan bit of an embarrassing subject but i trust most here and dont have any girlie friends who have ever had this

Fancy a Kitchen Sink ?

how far can u get here

BB Paul We were both extremely impressed with this cds versatility, not only did it get out feet tapping but also shows us that Paul isn’t all about playing the big room tunes. The cd glides from early set material, to pumping driving end of night tackle and ending with a sublime remix of his own of the Deprivation Records classic track – The Hustler. Damage & Narkotique The opening to this cd caught our eye more than the lot, much effort was put into the first few tracks which included a specially made intro followed by some relentless hard driving tunes from both the techno and the NRG stables. Even though this was enough to impress us, the mixin…

as above meh

WELL SO THE SONG GOES HA!