General Discussion

Has anyone got the directions of exactly where Tidy is and how to get there? I can't get on Tidy site so if someone could copy the directions that'd be good!

Cheese HAHAHA...

Can i come and sit on your new settee one day?

Does anyone have a contact number for Phil???

Anyone know the capacity for the cross and heaven?

lovely person lovely person

I was gay two weeks ago.

like to amsterdam, prague etc and used a hooker?

I am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my day. I bid farewell to old Kentucky, The place where I was born and raised. (The place where he was born and raised )

Beers tomorrow. yes. kether, moi, stu, tara et al sweet as taboo

I know wrong forum but short notice so thought I'ld bung it here Meeting up with Ian in Kings Cross at 4 pm today so if anyone else is up for a drink somewhere - feel free

This guy added me to MSN saying he was Jay from ctw (which i thought was wierd coz as far as I knew he didn't have msn - but he said that he'ld borrowed a laptop from a mate so he cud use it) I didn't think he sounded like Jay coz the stuff he was saying sounded out of character. I mentioned a few things that happened when I actually met the real Jay and he wud say "yeh that was funny" etc but I still wasn't 100% anyway pmed Jay and he told me it wasn't him I'm a bit freaked about about it now coz I gave him my phone number thinking it was jay and he called me (i told him it didn't sound like him and he said "no you don't sound like you either")…

innit!

No need to pick me up from the station tomorrow evening dude. Jut been looking at some train times, and I think I will make an early escape and get to yours a bit earlier. See ew when ew gets home mukka

*looks at watch* alright, hey.

my office at work do a syndicate for the regular lotter (pound a week etc etc), we had £30 winnings saved from the last few weeks. now the bloke who orgainises it decided off his own back that he would go and buy £30 worth of lucky dips for tonights roll over, with the winnings we had saved. he didn't ask anyone first, but thinks that he has done nothing wrong. i know it's no big deal really, but are we wrong for moaning at him??

is there gunna be a meet up?????

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my …

no bugger posting??

ok.........im a tad bit jealous...........

there's less.. lovely people on the board tonight.

You know who you are.

lick my starfish

The edited version is up now if you still want to use it. Must stress that it's 96kbps download which ain't the highest quality. Sounds good on domestic speakers would sound distored on loud speakers.

MINGER MOIRA Have you cleaned that friggin room yet cause i can still smell something

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Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,"Polo" - I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts" he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the Contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she alre…

Every time i see your avatar i can't help thinking robin hood. i have no idea why but it looks like you're wearing a robin hood style hat.