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Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,"Polo" - I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts" he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the Contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she alre…

Every time i see your avatar i can't help thinking robin hood. i have no idea why but it looks like you're wearing a robin hood style hat.

Tell Eddie he is f*cking FAMOUS ! LMAO !

Are there many hills in Hendon I'm trying to decide whether it's worth keeping my bike or not.. thank you

life who would you have play your part??

i might be given a night at gorge 4 and i was wondering if people go clubbing in mid week and if it would work out good for me to do a night on a wednesday

Sit back, relax keep your mind intact, Remember those dirty little rancid bats. Full of shit, full of piss. At night my cat starts to hiss. Why you dissing me. I'm only King Edward VI

Why is it so hard to find a decent job?? Actaully, let me rephrase that...why is it so hard to find a decent job that you can do that is for decent money... Every job I have applied for, I have been told I am over qualified or under qualified....why can't I be exactly qualified?? I am considering jacking it all in and opening a bar in the Caribbean...on the beach somwhere...selling drinks made entirely from pineapples, vodka and rum...perhaps with the odd cocktail umbrella and cherry included Whinge over....sorry

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itwillalwaysbewithyou. Strap up kids.

Was quality ! Fecking rucking or what ! haha "You'll be all mine and i'll be all yours". Yeah - what a swap. *spews till death* SORT IT OOOT LASS !

Got this from my brother today... This is what happened to me last week! A Chav is walking in front of me with 3 friends. My dog passes him, he goes to kick him, I say there’s no need to kick the dog, and I am instantly faced with a head butt coming at me. Luckily it didn’t hurt or knock me over as he was wearing a woolly hat, but I made sure he knows that I know his face so in the future he will be recognised when he is on his own. End of story. How fucking outrageous is that?! I mean why, what is the point?! Just starting on someone in broad daylight for no reason! It really does disgust me, I fucking hate these people!

Anyone looking or know of anyone looking for a room to rent. My flat mate is moving out at the beginning of August and I need to find some fun loving person to move in. Rent is £90 a week (neg), all in except telephone bill. Double room, fully furnished. Swanky flat with all mod cons, sky TV etc. Close to BR, Tram and Buses in Hackbridge, Surrey. PM me for more details.

The bit where I actually write the address into I've tried right hand clicking the mouse and going to view/toolbars/address bar doesn't seem to work any ideas?

With all the news on TV lately about the sub-zero weather and snow that the East Coast of the US is experiencing, the mud slides in the Middle East and South America, along with the dire predictions made by such films as The Day After Tomorrow, we shouldn't forget that England has its share of devastating weather too. I've attached a photo illustrating the damage caused to a friend's home from a storm that passed through Cornwall a couple of weeks ago. It really makes you cherish what you have, and reminds us not to take things for granted. Take care of yourself and be safe.

just got a genuine Thai copy off ebay for £12 it's Great

Cheers matey.

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I think my mother poisened me.

so heres a post all for you. You obviously enjoy the attention you get from rubbing people the wrong way. So i thought u could have fun here. Everyone feal free to leave abbusive comments for him since he enjoys them so.

If you can guess what question I am thinking of right now, I will get someone to give you oral sex.

Are you taking vinyl ?

What you fancy doing? You wanna go out for a beer, or you fancy giving me a bit of deep throat chokey chokey?

have u managed too sell your tidy ticket? i know someone who wants one thats all