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if someone brought onto another message board saying if im allowed to make sandwhiches why the fuck hadnt i got my kids this has proper upset me when they dont know my life and yes it is someone from here

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP............................... Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach? ................. Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table ............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift ............. Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet ............ Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone .............…

As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the str…

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check THIS djing star wars styleeeeeeee

We've changed all the layout of the Inukshuk board, all are welcome to post their events in the events section. Also people can post their demos. Feel free to come and have a browse. All are welcome. http://www.inukshuk.org.uk/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl

has anyone played the crims online its weird but good fun and can be addictive linkage here

on this fine day?

JUST LIKE THIS

this weekend? anybody going too :Poly`s? apart from me

takes sum serious skill does THIS

I think you'll appreciate this matey JUST FOR YOU

Oh I feel spoilt ! :happydance: :excited: :happydance:

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I don't even know if they actually sell this in the shops, if they do, you must buy it and taste it ! I've got a bottle especially made for me by my mate in work who makes Wine. It's bloody scrumptious, deffinitely the best wine I've tasted, and he acquired it to my taste. Thanks Richie boy !

Proper busting your arse, 9 miles on the bike, and vigorous Leg exercises, tummy tucks and muscle men totty watching. Then coming out an hour and a half later, feeling exhilaratingly FAB. But walking away with serious muscle aches in the muscles either side of my crotch. :ouch: I loves it. :shag:

Earlier on, about 4 hours ago, I started downloading March Of The Penguins. I come home a few hours later, it's downloaded. YAY. Start playing it to check the quality, and the f'kin' thing is in FRENCH !!! :angry:

we'll be gettin music from brand new label - Contact Records head honco Simon Paul, The finalists of the Clubbed Up dj competition at Stormissential announced, and the latest Vicious Circle release being given away signed by Ben Stevens!!! Dont miss out - friday night...7pm at www.clubbedup.co.uk

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta. Th…

just view the full size image right click save then u kno wwhat 2 do from there lads (or ladies if u fancy it) i have hundreds of wallpapers if anyone is interested :thumbsup:

50 ways you know you experienced the 90's: 1) 10p Mr Frosty Ice Pops on long summer days! 2) Gordon the Gopher! 3) You could do or tried to do the Prodigy step. 'You're no good 4 me....' 4) You owned or longed for an Adidas three stripe tracksuit 5) You owned a compilation tape with TOP TUNES such as "Mr Vain", "What is love" and "Rhythm is a dancer" and 'How Bizarre, How Bizarre" 6) Girls thought Blue Mascara was cool! 7) Girls actually fancied Gary Barlow more than Robbie Williams 8 ) The Racoons! 9) You owned a pair of Nike Air Max, and wore them to death 10) Mr Motivator (What ever happened to him?) …

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [i can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn…

anyine wanna start a band? original songs and a cover or two. let me know at spiritof77@hotmail.co.uk

There ya go dom, hope that turns u on abit more :bigwink:

The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello mum, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. "I playe…

off to trade in london at 5am. cant wait,.,., not been there in years. anyone off here going??? :happydance: :happydance: :happydance:

Done that CD yet ?

How quiet is it in this forum. What the hall has happened. I haven't been on here for a good few weeks and have just had a butchers on Bangintunes re some vinyl i wanted. I mean, look at the posts. The last topic i started has got 4 posts in it and it's 4 days old. We need to sort it out, big time.

I've had this for a while now and I'm now stuck. You need Excel to do it. Its a list of 270 bands, all of them need naming. So far I got 241 and Its pissing me off. Here is the link. Lets see if you can help me out. Cheers guys.

Live & Loud Vs WiLDCHiLD Friday March 3rd 2005, Elements, Nightclub, Hinckley Date: 03.01.06 Night’s name:Live & Loud Vs Wildchild Presents ‘Live & Louder’ Date:FRIDAY March 3rd 2006 Venue:Elements Nightclub Hinckley. DJs:Arena 1 (Live & Loud Vs Wildchild) Judge Jules JFK Reece Elliot Brisky Will Holland Tylor Leigh (Goodgreef) Genix Stu J Arena 2 (Live & Harder Vs Wildchild) K90 Little Gem Garbo Kernzy & klemenza Yaz Mr K DJ Minett James Condon B2B AJAY Arena 3 (Live & funky Vs Wilchild) Filthy Rich Nick Summers Dean P (Frisky) Emj & Sykes Egoiste …