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Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently they don't have an arsehole untill they get married. Cheers for that one Bazz !

My neighbour and her mother are having a quality slang match in the flat next door... I have never heard such profanities uttered by a woman!! And thats the mother!!! She doesn't appeared to have stopped swearing to draw breath for the last 10 minutes!! Fine entertainment on a wet saturday afternoon when theres nothing on telly!! Christ on a bike, I am bored

How's the itch ?

NEED SOME ENTERTAINING!!!

Really are the god of all snacks.

Pikey.

Fecking hate the little bastids. They make me feel sick. They make me tremble. They scare me. They make me sweat with fear (yeah I know, sad.). Just killed one. Stepped on it. I am usualy to scared to even step on them. *Arachnophobias it*

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Everytime we get our bill its wrong, and every month we phone them up, we got our bill today and again its BLOODY wrong. Does anyone have the same problem, and do you know if there is anything we can do about this existing ongoing problem, we want to go over to sky, but we are contracted now til december. How can they get away with such a shit service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your first cousin? Inot then why & would you shag your second cousin?

Happy birthday for today Enza, Happy birthday for saturday Steph. Hope you both have good days.

Hey matey, Hello back babe. I'm fine just been on lates this week so had no time to do anything really. Spoke to titchy on monday she is turning into a yankee not that its a bad thing, thank you for asking after us though. Say hello to tony for me. Hope to see you soon.

Remember when we'd just met, do you remember the fun we used to have? Do you remember how much we used to laugh? It was so hilarious. I'm so glad we're friends now, we have the best times. Can't wait to have another best time with you again, it will be so funny and we'll laugh and then we can talk about it on here incessantly to remind us of the fun and good times we had.

My stomach sounds like an Aquarium.

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Love to bend over the table and ram your Ron Jeremy replica dildo up there arse?

When is this released in the Cinema ?

Anybody up for a fuck?

Right then.....I need to make some money and fast... I am far too ugly to sell my body and too unhealthly to sell any organs....a life of crime would be nice but I am too lazy to do anything that involves any sort of physical exertion like robbing banks or trains.... I was considering some sort of mail fraud.....nice and easy with only envelopes to deal with.... Ideas on a postcard please

Do you like the smilies sweet heart??

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iTs connor here. I am6 years oLd AND MoirA is my auntie and smegin2002 is my mammy and mariasmum is my nanna.

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Saw that on Gurn. Why don't you post that on here? Funny as fuck.

Last nights evening standard, description of clubbers.... scroll down to the description of what would be the *clubbers* hahahha, got us abit confused I think Party peeps!!

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Apart from getting lots of sleep, drinking lots of water and eating properly, can anybody reccomend a good eye cream that gets rid of dark cricles ??

are you going to Summer Camp you jock fadge!