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*does a little dance* cha-cha-cha

or are u footballers quite happy to watch it in mute? how bout this football with no sound on a 28inch widescreen or football with sound on a 24 inch standard 4x6?

Well done boys but yes... "we are coming home....england's comin" thats ref is a utter tosser!! so nows englands out who ya fave 2 win?

just as we go out of the football? Answer: it is never pointless coming up (though my boss might disagree when he sees the tripe I'm going to do for work in the morning).

> Pecans In The Cemetery > ====================== > > On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan > tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled > up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, > and began dividing the nuts. > > "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one > boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. > > Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he > passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. > He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, > "One for yo…

well i am, i'm so chuffed with myself at the moment!!!!!

I just got given (by a very generous person ) 2 hed kandI cds Wkd tracks but they're not mixed how out of order is that? and whats the logic? CD djs maybe ??) Still its not on

Hello everyone, Not really new here, was a member of the old board but never used it that much. Only get time to use when nothing to do at work... which unfortunately is not very often. Lets see how we go this time! ;-) Paul.

hi

Heard a few things concerning certain members of CTW.... Anyone care to fill me in with the facts? I'm amazingly nosey.

How cool is that!! Have it all sorted, for jan with my best mate. How is everyone?

it hurts been drinking 4 days solid, need sleep didnt get to sleep till 4-5am and was up at 7 apart from that how is every one????? shitty day AGAIN!!!!!!

I beat you so badley this week you feet didn't even touch the floor

Just thought I'ld tell u how great it is! Had to tear away from Nokia and now I'm not looking back suggest you all do the same!

drove over to a mates house tonight to do a quick mix at his, and to get there i have to go past cardiff castle which is right by the city centre But oh no, cos of the chilli peppers concert the city centre including the road i wanted to use was blocked off, meaning that i had to go and get lost going round the other side of the city centre in order to get to the right part of cardiff, and then had to try to find the right road coming from a completely different direction and then when i head home, its still all there as it had just kicked out meaning the traffic at 10.30 was worse than rush hour and there were hordes of people thinking that if they step in front of…

Nothing seems 2 go right for you no matter how hard you try?? I must of have one the worst off days iv had in a looooooooong time Had to get up mega early to go shopping with my mum n her credit card for new summer clother ... there was fukk all i wanted! wasnt impressed! Had 2 be at work at 11:30 got home from the shops n my uni-form wasnt try so had 2 wear ma old one 2 look like a twat! At work i fukked up 3 order n broke 6 glasses... clever me!! Came home from work n had a really pointless agrument with my mum, whickh put me in an even better mood! Back 2 work this afternoon we was stupidly busy so time went fast by i managed to brea…

I LOVE IT. for some reason the last few weeks my head hass just been thinkin the most random things, and ive been talkin random bollox wit my mate on msn for the last 2 hours.

Subject : FW: Golf > > > A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, > two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. > > Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened? > > "Well, it was like this," said the man. > "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; > we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, > and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something > white at its rear end. > I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf > ball with my w…

you will always be my bestest auntie ........ see you to 2 weeks mwah xxxx p.s you have got to come 2 dilate on the 3rd july

well click here then stephanie long = Erectile Dysfunction Smurf tidy tart = Full Monty Smurf

Blatently stole this from seriousworld board go to http://www.pornolize.com and stick the www.clubtheworld.uk address in...

the fun begins! only 23 days till summer camp peeplets! hows much fun is it going to be?

c u when u get here

I believe im sharing a challet with you and your hairy arse at Tidy ? Any comments that you would like to make ? (i.e any last words etc etc)

personal im a pussy lover

Yakki Dar - haha forgot about that !

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Snigger Snigger Cock Pond (map) 2.1 miles Mincing Lane (map) 5.7 miles Pratt's Bottom (map) 11.8 miles Titsey Park (map) 12.5 miles Tyttenhanger (map) 22.0 miles Thong (map) 23.0 miles Knob Hill (map) 25.5 miles Minges (map) 28.7 miles Herbert's Hole (map) 29.6 miles Claggy Cott (map) 30.1 miles

who invented mothers, and fathers day and why there isnt a son and daughter day???? sorry, this came into my head this mornin for some reason and has been on my mind all day!

I got your CDs here for you. In FACT, I have had them here, done and ready, sinse last week ! You would have had them if you were here at, erm ... hmmm 13.30 !! I even boiled the kettle and got out a packet of bisuits. I need your address too, for you to be my reference.