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I hate being skint! If everything was free, and we cloned oursleves and fucked with their genetics we could have them work and not complain, then we could just go out and get smashed permanently!

bloody weather...nice and sunny

This is very very funny.

Hiya guy's and Girls, lad's and ladies! Sort of new but kinda old to! Wanted to come say hiya! Hopefully get to meet alot of you tomorrow! Its gonna be absolutely cracking! ON TOUR!

I swear I am never drinking or taking drugs ever again, until Wednesday

Has to be one of the best issues i've read for comedy value! Firstly there is: 'The 24 most fucking irritating things on a comedown' each pont has a description but fucked if i'm typing the lot, just the killer ones. 1. Sunday Lunch with granny 2. Your local shop keeper 3 Buzz Chasing: still trying to get off your tits on anything just to get back to the 'buzz' feeling 4. Not Being able to Cum. Why is it every girl bangs on about wanting a guy that can go all night? Yet, when faced with the prospect of an unnaturally drawn out 3 hour hammering, coupled with the look of fear on your red sweaty face, suddenyl you coming quickly b…

i like at 9am tomorow

sun afternoon was as funny as fook hon. How many eyes

Howdie ho people yes another newbee is here! Iv been meaning to sign up 4 ages now since i met so many of u lovly people at wildchild n twist at the bank hols event! So whos ready for summer camp then?? 25days 2 gooooooo! I think iv just creamed maself! xx

were u battered last night then?

sm dck tattoed on his hampton...

hey mate, where have you been? not seen you on here for ages! did you have a good birthday? what you been up to? hope to see you again soon

QUOTE Playing Game: Blast Billards I tried this the other day .... got 79 points

..because i keep seeing the same names poping up, there must be more than 8 of you?

How's your mum chick ... you get to see her? Here's something to cheer you up

he has a penis tattooed on his left bum cheek

that can probably be treated, if you want.

bitch, shit stir, lie ALL THE TIME!, hurt other people and Brake up groups of friends! these people really fuck me rite off! change or fuck off in my eyes! thankyou end of!

Someone just texted me and said that they are going to pull my knackers off with a monkey wrench for cumming on their bird's tits... Should I be worried? The thing is, I actually came up her arse after she sucked me off so it would be daft for him to immolate me for the wrong reason.

he hasnt been home since last night and now me and ian are really really worrid!

I'm here, as ordered.....atten hut, and all that....

I'm here btw. And thank you for the support Kether, Jay etc, it's good to know some people care!

HEY PHIL RR DON'T YOU KNOW NOT TO LAUGH AT THE MAMMA SMEGIN IS MY DAUGHTER LOL i TOLD HER TO DE-CROWN YOU SO DONT MESS WITH THE LEWIS GIRLS .........YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE

caroline and i arnt talking now. she also told me she only sees me as her brother. great, another family member i cant shag a well, roll on glastonbury

Hello mate, Really cool your coming along mate, should be good. I've got a lot of good friends coming. Who you coming with, and what's your plan re: travelling down there? Long time no hear - lots to catch up on! If this is anything like Homelands, just in 3 days, we should have the most epic time ever!

QUOTE where were you gordy, i thought you were coming out? i was going to and then i woke up and felt liek i was dying and became better auainted with the toilet bowel for most fo the morning so decided to stay in and not disease everyone.

Alasdair is in London. I just went for a few pints with him. And sneezed on him. He fucking loved it. What a top geezer.