General Discussion

scantily clad sexy ladies dancing on a beach/sunny terrace? (for new cd cover)

Yeah so anyway, I met this bloke the other day, fucking weird it was, got talking about DJ's and stuff and for some strange, basic and bizarre reason your name popped up, in the region of wannabe DJ's or something like that. So, he was telling me about the time you and him DJ'd together at some girls 18th birthday party and you went off with some bird and gave her a poke with your short, stumpy stick. It turned out now that she got pregnant and the kid is apparently yours, he showed me a picture and jesus, what an ugly c*nt. Anyway, you still up for Homelands, I'm going to come with you and thieve that pass you had as well, I heard rumours you were giving it to Happy, …

i've foolishy changed my skin to 'blue2' i think - it won't let me get back into 'my controls' since the change. can you revert me back to classic please... ta

7.45pm... watched 15 mins of the football and then got distracted... do I win?

Tis all done ... what an arse I am

Remember this?!!

Once upon a time in a land far away lived a mushroom called Norris. Norris the mushroom lived all alone in his little fungus house on the top of a hill. For miles around he could see all these other happy mushrooms all of them having fun together. None of them ever seemed to notice Norris way up on the hill and no one ever visited him. Weeks went past as he stared out of the window without him even realising it. Just as he was about to give up hope of ever making any friends he noticed another small mushroom sprouting out of the ground only feet away from his house. Full of excitement he went bouncing at to see this new mushroom. As he approached he noticed it…

hows the smack habbit going fatty?

please don't loose any equipment at Glast, this year.

My Mum just walked into my bedroom and i had my dress round my ankles flicking myself off to gay porn she didnt say anything except to criticise the number of beer cans round my ankles what do i do?

I think it has a nice ring sting to it.

have a wicked day guys

considering going clubbing tonight.

Grrrrrrr!!!!

hey ho my ginger chicken how are ya havent spoke to in long time would txt you but im a tight bitch and cant be botherd to get any credit hope your ok hunny mwah

hoping phil r can help me find it

back in the country? d'ya go to serious?

me and some mates are going to chichime on July 10th - sa-weet psy trance. middle of london. ur welcome along if you want the last one had 7 (count em) screens of visuals in the main room.

funny picture

I bought some new jeans - with the money I saved from Summercamp!!

For me, it would have to be PinHead & Jack Nicholson's part in The shining, whatever he's called, not Johnny is it??

"More power to your elbow" Still in shock. And it will be your fault if I don't get it!

hello hon, how did your interview go? ONE DAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!! looks like simon isn't coming (again) though

good job i'm a gemini *starts talking to himself*

how did that happen?

at the CTW meet

anyone know someone who can sort us out?

http://www.despecial.de/honks/

earlier, with my t shirt inside out

Let's get spiritual