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-Knock knock -Who's there? -Your Dad -Your Dad who? -Your dad is gay

Then I got sent this: DANCE VALLEY LINE-UP Mainstage: Carl Cox Sasha John Digweed Hybrid Ferry Corsten Marco V Johan Gielen Secret Cinema vs Grooveyard LIVE Pako & Frederik LIVE Matthew Dekay Marcella Tom de Neef HQ: Proteus Yoji Biomehanika Tom Harding Paul Glazby Steve Hill Scot Project BK Ed Real Lisa Lashes JP Danny D Rossi Fausto Eurogrooves: Paul Oakenfold Flutlicht vs S.H.O.K.K. Don Diablo Guy Ornadel Misja Helsloot Rank 1 Jean Katana Ernesto vs Bastian Spider Les Hemstock Armada: Armin van Buuren (6 hour set) Markus Schulz M.I.K.E. Harry Lemon …

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finally got a donkey from ribeana looks liket his but blow up! is as big as my knees

where the fuck r u?? im confused wen u get ur sexy arse outta bed fone me. im on the sick, so will b here is ur mother on the shrooms maria or couldnt u hack a donna conversation?

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules it was difficult to co-ordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decide to send an e-mail to his wife. However he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address and without realising, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile somewhere in Houston a widow had just returne…

to short notice for this weekend cant change shifts ur gonna av to pimp us out another time.......... i have tried txting, but its been pending for fucking hours.

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seeing a lot of me over the summer camp weekend places you never fort you would!

mine won't open, says i'm signed in on my taskbar tho had ver 6.1, but when i had this prob i went to download 6.2 to see if it would clear it up. Obviously not

the thing i'm holding btw not on the walls

Q. What do you call a townie in a box? A. Innit. Q. What do you call a townie in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. How can you tell a female townie virgin? A. She can run faster than her brothers. Q. What do you call a townie on a bike? A. A thief Q. What do you call a townie in a car? A. Arrested Q. What do you call a townie waiting in a bus shelter? A. At a party. Q. What do u call a townie alive? A. F**king lucky! Q. What do you call a 30 year old townie? A. Failed. Q. What do you call a 12 year old townie girl? A. Pregnant. Q. What do you call a townie girl without any children? A. Under…

If u need 2 ring me 2nite, ive left my mobile @ my mum & dads, so please ring me @ home. Those who havent got me home number and wanna get in touch, PM me and ill give it ya & vice versa

How's my special boys?

Mindlessly peurile, torturously dull, inbred, heffalumps.

How big is everyone's willy? No lying - I'm collecting statistics for a school project

Like your new avatar, you both look well nice in it!!

So it looks like i've been blown out and noone is coming to the boat party before Frantic Euphoria! Or am i jumping the gun???

on another clubbing message board we have just had a yearly awards thing. Everyone announced who they would like to nominate for various awards. After a week of nominations, some polls are set up for each award where the results are not revealed unitl the end of the voting (after say a 2 week set time for voting) this is the awards used by the other board as an example: best hair lifetime achievement award most hardworking (in terms of Traffic) unsung hero most up-for-it bloke Most up-for-it girl Best dancer Biggest poser person who talks the most rubbish biggest geek Biggest lightweight Biggest wreckhead Most Funny Best night out Bes…

'The curious incident of the dog in the night-time' by mark haddon its written from the point of view of a boy who has asperger's syndrome (a form of autism) an amazing read and as i'm mildly dyspraxic i can definitely relate to how the boy thinks in some of the situations and some of the things he does. Definitely one of the best books i've ever read and a very good insight into the mind of an autistic child.

is currently curled up in a kind of a grey ball. Her trunk is actually stuck up her anus and they're not trying to help her. So we must.

also a channel 4 programme, its just a general knowledge quiz test the nation YOU SCORED 674 POINTS u scored 329 and had a total of 69 seconds left on the clock making a total of 674

from scratch haha how cool is that!!

a nokia (7250i) - every cu.nts got one. yey

are pot heads

Here we go...do exactly as I say and do not deviate! QUOTE go to www.ladbrokescasino.com and download the casino open the casino program and register. ****DO NOT DEPOSIT AT THIS TIME!!!!!!**** go to www.ladbrokes.com and login with your details that you regsitered on the casino program. click "Your Account" and deposit £100 log out of ladbrokes website and return to the casino go to banking section and change £100 into chips, make sure it is from your ladbrokes account and not a card! go to games and start VEGAS STRIP BLACKJACK right click the chip on the table until its yellow, the chip on the bar at the bottom of the screen should also be…

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left the fuckin window open.... i am now plagued with hundreds of them tiny flying bugs