General Discussion

i only said i done it so they'd make me stop eating me own poo.

does smacking work? what else could a parent/carer do instead of physical punishment to get the message across?

playing god or the right to die with dignity?

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. > With > the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands: > > Dear Mom, > > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped > with my new boyfriend. > > I've found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings, scars > and > tattoos, and his big motorcycle. > > But it's not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be > very > happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children > with > me and that's one of my dreams. > > I've …

mulder_1971@hotmail.com says: hi there how are you Mr_Moo "Moooooo" says: hey Mr_Moo "Moooooo" says: whos this? mulder_1971@hotmail.com says: carol i,m just looking for some one to chat to Mr_Moo "Moooooo" says: carol? Mr_Moo "Moooooo" says: from abroad? mulder_1971@hotmail.com says: yep my boyfriend is ian hes at work so mes bored Mr_Moo "Moooooo" says: ahhh Mr_Moo "Moooooo" says: carol..... Mr_Moo "Moooooo" says: he reckons he's had your daughter

A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle > > laying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a Genie. The > > Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you > one > > wish, anything you want." > > > > The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila. > > "Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila > > whenever I want, so make me piss tequila." > > > > The Genie grants him his wish. > > > > When the Mexican gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses > > in it. He looks …

you swore at me a lot at Wildchild

How much of a god is Dave The Drummer? Loved his set. Was awesome. Twist is the bollox. Cant wait til next time i'm down in the big smoke, as i think i'm gonna have to go there again!

how was it? foamy?

Donna was fucking tamping last night!!!! lmao

he is here at our college wicked !!!!

i hope u left the mother fucking park tidy u r one wicked woman!!!

mine was mint and polished it off with a huge bbq

yum, yum.

24 hrs whr we shd al typ n txt styl only thnk of al th bndwth it wd sv, & brn cells it wd kl. wddya thnk?

Thankyouuuuuuuu.

thanx for the waltz i think glazby appreciated it by the way he snogged me after the event fuck im having his arse!

my ex stopped round sat night and we ticked a few items off your list

from burger king, comes with a telescopic straw. whoah

Are you still looking like this Does it hurt lots ... Well we made it there and back unscathed .. although I don't think it's quite as much fun now we know where we're going and on what lines we're supposed to be on See you soon

Need to ask a favour - well, some advice, or something.

Good to meet you guys at the weekend! Back to reality now though. LE: Andy gave me a copy of your mix, will have a listen during this week

Am I to take it that were engaged now I've got a nice solid ring round my finger

no wonder you meet so many random sweat heads mate (but which head is I ask you?) Clubbing

loads of fake files ( ) but click on the file after you've started downloading it, if most of the downloads aren't what they should be, it's probably not that (i can't get the "preview film" to work)

It'll not make sense at all now Go change it back ... Anthony thread of yours that is

it's so big I JUST CAN'T CONTROL IT.

i aint had it for 2-3 weeks cant wait till i get bk to my old dears village, i can go c my ex

what happened in the great nipple debate? (I couldn't tell from the photos...)

im likin the hair matey! was good seeing you on wkend! hope you are well xx