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iv come over all weak, shakey & tired, just want to curl up on the sofa with my duvet & watch Diagnosis murder i feel lousy

Check your PM's. How you doing anyway mate?

go for a walk up High Street and see how many girlys i can get to lick me

Sorry I missed ya - fell asleep on the sofa watching telly with my mum. Im up the dentist again in the morning - will try and get on before I head off.

and a car was at the traffic lights blasting Energy 52 - Cafe Del Mar out !!! Not heard that in ages! I'm now in the best mood ever now!! Might even get some work done now too!

Who else is lookin forward to seeing this??! Seems they have learnt from the last one and have chosen a load of people that will totally hate each other and they've added loads more difficult tasks to make it more interesting.

I let my brother use my car (that I bought to help be pass my test) for work etc... hes cained it so much that he f***ed it... so I told him he'ld have to buy it off me and I'll get another one....He said £500 (i bought it for £640 only a few months ago) so I said £600 was more fair... come back off hols to find out he got a van in his new job but got sacked for speeding so a) no dollar to buy my car and disappeared off the face of the planet so cant contact him no phone (he always used other people's) so cant call him.. broke up with his gf so can't get hold of him through her.... family!!! who would have em??? nice thing to come back to huh? what…

where do u live? i live in haywards heath

does anyone know how good these are for pc's specifically laptops?

What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she wants. He's sleeping. Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? It isn't hard. How can you piss off your wife while making love? Call her from your cell phone. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night? His last name. What's the down side to a threesome? You could disappoint two women instea…

Has anyone else tried these? Had one today for lunch and i have to admit it made me quite moist Try it if you havent yet

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do it for old time's sake." Ooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers. There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this...two old-timers havi…

thats all i have to say

Hey dude Wildchild on it way ! Can't wait to see ya play ! Are you staying the night or going to serious after ? Not seen ya in ages !

dropped my phone yesterday so not gonna have a phone for a while! if anyone needs to get hold of my pm me and ill give you my work number! mwah xx

This is hillarious ! lmao phil.r mobile temporarily lost. i want it back!! says: yew fuckin knows it Maria - Eyes Wide Open - In Pain says: ew fhucking DONT ! phil.r mobile temporarily lost. i want it back!! says: eye dews Maria - Eyes Wide Open - In Pain says: ew what ? lol Maria - Eyes Wide Open - In Pain says: what the fuck is DEWS ? Maria - Eyes Wide Open - In Pain says: sand ones ? phil.r mobile temporarily lost. i want it back!! says: eye dew and soe dew ewe Maria - Eyes Wide Open - In Pain says: lmao ! you fucking WANABE ! lol

crafty fecks.

GET IN WITH SOME OF THEM APPLES

to use vague topic titles? (Luu) and to buy cereals for the cereal, ratrher than the free toy? (everyone else)

A likkle 80's trivia for you, see if you can get the song titles & artists to these!! 1. And if you say run, I'll run to you. 2. Don't need no credit card to ride this train 3. Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque 4. Been on the bottom line sure ain't no fun 5. You know the rules and so do I 6. are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you? 7. damn hypocrite smokes two packs a day 8. And many fantasies were learned on that day 9. Money’s all that you can score 10. Don’t drink, don't smoke, what do you do? 11. I want to be with you be with you night and day 12. Take or leave us only pl…

anyone know anything about them...? got this fella in the maldives... did look it up but didnt find anything that interesting.... anyone know owt and care to share?

what a disappointment. the bread u get in a restaurant is lush stuff with a really nice filling, the tesco's version is more like white bread with bits in it.

Want a camera one... any suggestions??? or anyone know which one i shud def not get (in ur opinion?) much appreciated

how much do u want me to get rid of my chinese boy/girl sig???????????

only £25 each... lol

how was your hols? i've missed your posts

is it going the way you want it to? have you met any expectations that you made/thought about when you were younger? are you happy with life? i thought id be settled down by now (age 27), married, no kids just yet, be a midwife, be driving a nice car, a hefty mortgage, 2 holidays a year but its all gone a bit tits up ....had kids, divorced, council tenant, no car, shit job, no money & lucky if i have 1 holiday a year....... But..... to be honest im doing more with my life & im happier than my mates who have no commitments, more money & great jobs, all they seem to do is whinge about work, housemates/partners & getting them…

got my first ICT exam in the morning yay im excited Just hoping nothing decides to come along in the night wish me luck ppl (please ill need it)

I can't go now sadly. Message me if you want them R