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glaxay tart and trouble!!! well peeps im back in hull and the lab4 night begins!! how cute does trouble look with her big bump! and how sexyaa does galaxy look just being her! then guys you got me in a bloody dress!! god what have the hul gals got in for them!!! gonna show them how 2 party tart style!!!! love you guys xxx xxx p.s after a bloody 4 hr journey i got here safe and sound nearlly as sound as a pound

Im gonna be copying 100+ CDs to hand out at wildchild. Its all gonna be of the same mix, so which should i do? Each one will have a CTW card in to promote the site too!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Sarah !

Hows you babe? Work goin ok? x

Male pigs have orgasms that last 20 minutes. Their ejaculation lasts for 20 mins, can you imagine constanly spunking for 20 minutes flat. That be great. Lucky pigs. That's LTM's fact for the day.

you have your first american groupie here

Had a music evening cum dinner party at my place last night that turned into a bit of a rave- eventually closed down by the noise police at 1am and after a grovelling phone call to the letting agent can only hope I'm not told my contract is terminated... I think the time for me to buy a house has definitely arrived... anyway no sleep, flat a complete tip, very attractive girl I hardly know in my bed and an absence of binbags leaves me pondering how to pass the time until Edition at 2pm... I feel tired just thinking about how bad next week is going to be at work...

Looks like its just me and u lmao!

look at these smilies any chance we could have them???

georgeous but mind blowing and ur best mate on a boring sat night

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'' The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'' The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls. The walls opened up again and a beautif…

Tony hope all goes well, best of luck mate. Hope the tashes come out at some point Hope everyone has an ace night, wish I could be there.

Tissera, Savage, Hinsley and Lee Haslam!! Should be a good night!!!!? Anyone else going?

Phillip R, you are a star, if you were here I'd give you a mars, bar. All back and working on ME !! Cheers dude.

GIRL: mummy, do babies come out of the same place boys put their willies into? MUM: yes honey.............thats right. GIRL: so if i have a baby, will it hurt my teeth?

for a million bags of grapes, and £1?

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH ! LMAO

"Gardening Blind" Has anyone ever heard of this term ? I would probably think not cos I just made it up, however has anyone else here ever suffered from going partially blind after 2 hours gardening ? I'm not sure if its just the bright sunlight I'm not used to (curtains always closed indoors and at work cos of PCs lol), or if its down to the type of excerise (I was cutting the grass vigorously) All those who sufer from this effect which so far is lasting about 3 hours please reply to this post ! ps. HELP !

...that I have done coke!!! When I was on holiday the other week, Tunic sent a text message to several friends using my phone saying we were fucked on coke. He had thought he had included a friend Phil in the message but I don't have this friend's mobile number in my phone. Instead he had sent it to my BROTHER Phil! My brother then showed it to my mum - like the nice brother he is! My brother is the family black sheep and I guess has taken this as a way of scoring points and making someone else look bad. No one would guess he is 31 - he acts more like 12 sometimes. My mum then asks me, when we are back from holiday about the message. I don't like lyi…

What the deal with this stuff ? I just saw a promo that when you buy one packet of 'chicken' quorn you get 2 free bbq spare ribs :S

Aright ?

Ok stop it now. stop the jokes, take down avatars etc etc It's not FUNNY anymore! Thank you

Sorry to keep on about the probs I've had with my no-so-legit copy of XP. I Have to get it ready this w/e ! Now I've found my legit copy of ME, how the hell do I get rid of XP and install ME from scratch ? It won't let me do it when the disabled version of XP is running, and it won't even let me go into 95 when I take that option at boot up. Bet there's a really easy answer aswell.

ello babe not long now ull have to txt me and let me know about fit-for-passion will get ur ticket 2morow for ya mwah babe

i had a dream this morning, and all the people in it where all from ctw. there was a group of us - me, liam, mod1, tony and gordy and we knocked on james door cause we wanted an after party, james was well up for an after party and let us all in, we walked up some stairs into a living room which was decorated deep red and white. Liam was blowing a horn and pissin everyone off then he crashed and laid on the couch not letting anyone else sit down. We all had the munchies so james went into the kitchen to make some food, and he come out with fish and chips, tho he had no knives and forks so we was all picking up and eating the sloppy fish pieces with our hands - t…