General Discussion

Get off CTW and pay attention when I'm talking to you ! !

the new fanta advert has to be the cheesyest advert about reminds me of the 2pints of larger musical piss take cos everythings fantastic

that LTM's surname is Downie? Don't you think it's ironic that his surname is Downie when he's also such a massive spastic?

You tekkin pi$$?

Since my flat mate had a small chip pan fire yesterday, i've decided that it might be a good idea if i insure my DJ equipment and records. Does anyone know of any good insurance companies that do this?

your sig/line ups look impressive but is there any room in there for me

Well well well

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/164000/164193_FFA_.swf I found it funny.

Just to let you all know that I wont be online at all for the next 2-3 weeks. I have so much on at work and will be travelling around the country loads. I also have a new store opening to prepare for, so wont be at home much at all. If any of you need to contact me, you can get me on my mobile. The rest, I will see you online at the beginning of next month. Ciao

Yeah try sticking one of those fountain style fireworks in your arse crack, make sure the firework does not explode (naturally). It's like having a rainbow coming out of your shitter. A great party trick and your parents will be proud.

mine is full of squashed flies

Are you taking a dump in your avatar ? You look well constipated.

fuck .......i hate them!

who was the first CTW member you met?, mine was Tony, cos he introduced me to the site, then it was Kev, James & maria, on the same night

*sponsored by Listerine mouthwash* I would.

Hello Dude. How was serious??? I didnt have any cred this Wkd, but in response to your Message. What a fucking Geeeeeeek

Sinjit. I made that one up myself. Applauds please.

From Skynews.com GIRL'S SECRET ABORTION A mother whose 14-year-old daughter had a secret abortion talks with school advisors said it has left the girl "traumatised". Michelle Smith fell pregnant in April and after consultation with a school health worker decided to get rid of the child. Within days her mother, Maureen Smith, found out what was happening and the teenager changed her mind but it was too late. She had taken the first of two pills as part of the chemical abortion process and the damage was irreparable. Her mother is furious that despite not having been consulted over the abortion she is now left to pick up the pieces. …

I didnt even know you when this pic was taken - i know you were there to meet us lot but I hadnt actually met you yet - you just happend to be in the crowd lol

mine's not...

I'm Leah, I'm best mates with Teabag, and by the way Phil RR, it's a RAT, not an overgrown mouse. You hurt his feelings

oooooh get you.

Wicked news about 19th for you & Tony dude ! I can't wait to review this event - it's going to be FABOOLAAASSS ! Your dream seems to be at long last coming true ! Well I guess that will be the next time i see ya ? Not seen you in ages ! We got lots of catching up to do ! LMAO !

Hiya matey, how you doin aint seen ya 4 ages, not long now until TWSC, deffo cya there for some more madness. xx

it looks greasy, but not fat

doing shoelaces up one of the ends of the laces flicked and hit a drinks can, and made a loud click sound. which just seemed unusual at the time.

I couldnt possibly tell you it was so obscene. He's really got it out for you, let me tell you...

http://www.angelfire.com/nc2/mycoffeecan/page1.html