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I've just recieved a nice little cheque for £213.04 from Hilton PLC for my shares dividends. Looks like I'm gonna enjoy GKGG & DV more now.

WHAT THE F*CK are you doing with your hand u closet bitch.

hiya. how r u ?

one of mine is.... There was an earwig, who was called 'O'. He was with some mates one day at a football match, but got seperated from them. his mates couldn't find him anywhere in the crowd, so they put a call out for him on the loudspeaker - "where are you, earwig O, earwig O, earwig O" ?

i just had a big urge to get some munchies, when i went into the kitchen instead, i said to myself "resiste le snaq attaq" in a strong french accent, and it worked

Just got back from Dublin. Was there for 4 days and I didnt even have a pint of guinness. What has happened to me?

Little Fluffy Clouds is on Radio 1 now. I can't stand Sara Cox but she does play some classics in the afternoons.

or am i seeing things?

helloooooo

Can't read your pm on my work comp, will have to wait til I'm in a cafe, poss tomorrow but not sure...

Noice date for the Album launch eh ! Can't bloody wait for this one - this night is the one that is deffo full of potential for you guys / CTW and NC I rekk ! Gong to bring you little bits of toilet paper to give you when know one is looking ! haha ! Congrats - and see you in a few hours !

All, Please remember you can add events to the public Calendar yourselves if you find we havent already added them - it would save us a bit of work as well, and also ensure that we all have as much info when deciding where to go/when. Please note you can all also add your own private entries in the Calendar which will only be viewable by you / only when you are logged in.

... and people are wearing less clothes So... Which tune gives you that summery feeling the most? There is one but i cant think of the name right now, but a close second is Dario G - Voices

and was it any good?

Ok just something i was thinking about, do you go faster if you fly around the world the opposite way to which the earth spins? Or is the earth spinning a static speed, so no matter which way you travel you would, for example being going + or - 300mh but wouldnt this also mean that you could leave somewhere tuesday and arrive on thursday. Odd was jus something i was ponderin over last night

Now then everyone! Got to say a big thanks to all those who came to the 4th birthday party! Once again it was full! There will be cds avalible soon! Here i have another date set with another top line up! Which is why there has been a small increase on the price to £4 O.T.D. and if anyone wants to go outside can they please get a plastic pint pot as you will not be aloud to go out with out one for health and safty reasons! Ive had alot of good feed back on the Howard from everyone i have seen and meet! So the Howard should go on for many more years to come! So if you hate your sundays theses days then get yourself down to the Howard for some quality Hardhouse Nu NRG…

my score at tetris yet................ come on guys i've only played it 3 times

Earlier I bought a box of Tic Tacs (Lime & Orange flavour, far and away the best!) The first three Tic Tacs that came out of the box were orange. The next three were green. The next three were orange... and so on. My luck ran out after 15 Tic Tacs. I.e. the sequence was "OOO GGG OOO GGG OOO". What are the chances of that happening? Say, for the sake of argument, there were 16 of each colour in my new box of Tic Tacs. I've worked out what I think the probability is, I want to see if anyone else gets the same answer. Here's a clue, I reckon it's in the league of 1 in 30,000. I wish I'd bought a lottery ticket instead of a box of Tic Tacs. Joking asi…

Hi Guys, Just to let u all know i have had an interview on Harderfaster, heres the link! Carl Nicholson's HF Interview!

HOUSE FOR A POUND!!

Just a shame that it's nice & sunny outside & i'm stuck in this bloody office all day!!!

Lou that's you btw...can you text me please cos your numbers were on my old phone!

Here's a picture of her just as she finished sweeping the last chimney of the day... Let's wish her all the best for the future.

That you hate doing For those that don't do any ... which you would imagine to be the worst Mine i'm about to start ... pairing odd socks I have over a 100 of the feckers and I bet I only get about 25 pairs

Anyone got one they don't use and would like to sell it to a good home ? I really need one

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example... 1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tyres -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- female because they're …

The Hitchhiker : This story happened about a month ago, in a little town in Victoria Australia), and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. This guy was on the side of the road near Terang hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was black and no cars went by. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him. It stopped. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car, closed the door and then realized there was nobody behind the wheel. The car started slowly. The guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Sc…

I know it's old now and it's been on telly for ages - But I lurve it ! Peropa Bo and all ! Bo selector fest next weekend !!