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i'm sure there are more, but i reckon it was when i was totally paraletic, and started chucking up everywhere, in my attempt to actaully get to the toilet, i kinda left a trail of sick in the club, which the bouncer used to find out where i was and throw me out!

Hey, just spoke to my dad. All systems are go and I am now rich this weekend lol Love ya daddy !!

OK people, it'll be in the post first thing Wednesday morning. I did the mix, all I gotta do it chop it up in Nero and that'll be it! The mixing ent too bad, but it aint the best either! Music is mainly hard trance. I originally did it for a mate at work who is 29 and used to be a clubber in the mid nineties, he just wanted to hear what I played, so I put a mixture of everything on there, which is why it doesn't "build up." Your feedback is most appreciated, both good and bad! Cheers Rich

Did you speak to mumsie yet?? i hope it can happen, be wicked, told baz last night that you maybe here & he was made up too

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Boobs on Tv!!!!!!!!!

The college girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her English class and the instructions were that it had to include Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she wrote: Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it.

Why not ?

well??

and took photo's Someone took one of me and 2 of my mates Ruby & Stu You said you'd send it to me on messenger I STILL can't remember who you are Hope this will jog your memory as you've obviously forgot aswell

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Fu*k off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." and with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carp…

Can you all have a look at this and vote please

F.A.O every who knows me, as pompey or cyber lad...This is my new user name..and im keeping it forever! The reason? just look at my avatar pic!! what dya think? pic was taken by a mate at last years global..ive only just seen it!..apparently ive been known as pob ever since...ha ha!

Hitler in his new Avatar?

your grandmaster post - wish you'd put the DJ name in the title

Need to ask - do you need to use my decks ? x

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I FURKIN LURVES YOU Haven't said that in a while, but it's just for you!

See I do come on here still And just for you heres a pie

i need to download some music to play later, but i don't want to get viruses, trojans or porn. ok, some porn would be nice.

a mum telling that she didn't want more bloodshed to retrieve the body of her son, from a warzone? "i believe that the body is a box for what's inside, and sometimes the box breaks, but it's what inside that counts. no more blood should be shed to retrieve the body's" FUCK. :'(

And ctw seemed to have changed so much were is everyone? whats been happening and how are u all

Given all the trouble in the world.... i see so much debate about 'oh we need to be thoughtful towards our fellow man' but its quite clear that some beliefs/religeons will never agree.. If you were given ultimate power (ie god but with no 'magic') to do as you wished for 6 months knowing you could never be judged for what you did after... A large task that might incur a lot of guilt and remorse (but lets say for the sake of argument, you were personally given the task by aliens who were gonna destroy the earth if you didnt succeed. but if you did succeed, you would be given the reward of joining the 'interplanetary union'(or something)) What would you…

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