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Ello peeps, like i said, im not exactly new, but have just joined, so ELLO again! I thought id come have a look at the pics from scala on sat (8th) as i went to support my mate Paul Wilkerson...... He was bloomin bangin! The room was packed n emptied as soon as he finished! well done paul x u done us all proud x. Also id like to say thank u to ur photo bleedin taker.. TA VERY MUCHLY for my bum shot !!! im not overly happy with it, but at least u didnt zoom in on me flabby bits !!!! the PAUL KICKS ARSE came out pretty good tho so im forgiving u!!!! bit of a long msg, so il go now!!!! BYEEEEEEEE

babes please can you get me 2 tickets for tomorrow night rich aint comin but 1 of my friends is comin!! xxxxxxxxxxxxx

After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory, because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab. Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'ma bit confused as to …

So is it you that keeps textin me!?

Of how I can go about claiming compensation from my docs for my little "shaving" incident that left me with 4 stitches in my chin?! I'm expectin Kether to be able to help with this sort of thing! If poss could people email me any suggestions.... suscla@bps.org.uk No swearin tho cos it's a work address!! Kether...no swearin!! to anyone that can help, I'm clueless about this! Which reminds me, James do you know of any blonde bimbo smileys?!

only just got my arse into gear

my boss's have just bought the lil boy i look after 2 stick insects. i am absolutely petrified of any type of bugs/insects from spiders even to lady birds (sad i no). the lil boy has just told me his mum said we have to feed them today, and i really am not likin that idea. am i gona be in the wrong if i say no?

was a good day yesterday, did several things, neway just going to the endin. We drove to the Peak district then parked the cars around each other. It looked like the KFC advert we then started to do stuff, havin a wiggle and pretending to be tree's to passing cars. all in all it was a good day, but we can never go back to the bowling ally. True story Hope ive confused you

not sure why.....but....... got bored.....

A gang of 3 men and a lady went around to the suspected pedo's house and severely beat him up for a few hours with various weapons including bottles, DIY tools etc. They left him half dead but saw him a few hours later waiting at the bus stop where he was fleeing for safety where they beat him to death. Was this rough justice or a terrible crime. The man was only a suspect, nothing was proved, and we may never know the truth. From the BBc: 'Vigilantes' jailed for killing A gang of three vigilantes who beat a suspected paedophile to death have been jailed for life. Matthew Murray, 39, was attacked in a Derbyshire village in July last year. …

Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Frantic proudly presents HARDHOUSE ACADEMY (HHA) THE SPRING EDITION ‘LIVE’ 29th May 2004 20.30 – 06.00 Carling Brixton Academy ***UPDATE*** There is now less than 1 month to go till the 2nd instalment of HHA for 2004!!! We are raising the bar on event production as we bring to you a visual and aural feast unparrelled in the history of London Hard Dance! The Main Arena will be sculpted into a glorious display of visuals and lighting by the very, very best in the business! A DJ spinning a record is one thing but a Live Act putting 110% of their experience, knowledge and charisma into a performance is a whole different Ball Game! An…

"Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams" Today is the international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging message to a mentally retarded friend/s as I have just done.

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I just thought being that i am a CTW DJ and all that, it is my duty to inform you of some very exciting developments!!!! I am now officially promoting alongside Lisa B from Most Wanted UK for all Euphoria events!! My reasons for this are simple, firstly above all its because of what a thoroughly nice bunch of people the team are at Most Wanted! I have known the owner Lee Briddle for many years now, and have seen him go from strength to strength! Firstly he created Twisted, then his well timed aquisition of Mauro Picotto (Whom used to be represented by Media/BXR) and John "00" Fleming, then he went on to create Most Wanted PR and immediately got his hands on Tidy Tr…

im currently being bombarded by 'messenger service pop-ups' what the f*ck are these and how do i stop them? any ideas???????

did you think it was cool to smoke in the subway in your school uniform and ddid you gfet caught by the head teacher miss skinner and get suspended for 2 weeks?

hope you had a good one sorry i didnt come see you was knackerd needed a nap

if so, how?

it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be

Ever tried to buy other peoples friendship, if so do you think you succeeded in getting new friends that way?

In Spain once when I was 16, I got swept out to sea on a airbed, and had to be resuced by several lifeguards. My mum accused me of doing it on purpose just to perve over the fit Spaniards

You two had alot of conversations the other sat at lisa's standing up. it really freakedme out at the time. Why did u feel you had to stand up all the time? There was plenty of seats available

was nice to meet u lot last weekend, how was it for you? we stayed till the end, had a really good time. turnmills is fab! cu again sometime, get yourselves up to manc!

sweety, can you pm me your addy, im a dillon & deleted it by mistake

you brazen hussy check out the duuuuuude top left looks kinda strange here

AMERICAN DAY We all know that it is a sin for a taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Central time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. Â All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Â And since the Taliban also does not app…