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Here's a picture of her just as she finished sweeping the last chimney of the day... Let's wish her all the best for the future.

That you hate doing For those that don't do any ... which you would imagine to be the worst Mine i'm about to start ... pairing odd socks I have over a 100 of the feckers and I bet I only get about 25 pairs

Anyone got one they don't use and would like to sell it to a good home ? I really need one

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example... 1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tyres -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- female because they're …

The Hitchhiker : This story happened about a month ago, in a little town in Victoria Australia), and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. This guy was on the side of the road near Terang hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was black and no cars went by. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him. It stopped. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car, closed the door and then realized there was nobody behind the wheel. The car started slowly. The guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Sc…

I know it's old now and it's been on telly for ages - But I lurve it ! Peropa Bo and all ! Bo selector fest next weekend !!

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i'm sure there are more, but i reckon it was when i was totally paraletic, and started chucking up everywhere, in my attempt to actaully get to the toilet, i kinda left a trail of sick in the club, which the bouncer used to find out where i was and throw me out!

Hey, just spoke to my dad. All systems are go and I am now rich this weekend lol Love ya daddy !!

OK people, it'll be in the post first thing Wednesday morning. I did the mix, all I gotta do it chop it up in Nero and that'll be it! The mixing ent too bad, but it aint the best either! Music is mainly hard trance. I originally did it for a mate at work who is 29 and used to be a clubber in the mid nineties, he just wanted to hear what I played, so I put a mixture of everything on there, which is why it doesn't "build up." Your feedback is most appreciated, both good and bad! Cheers Rich

Did you speak to mumsie yet?? i hope it can happen, be wicked, told baz last night that you maybe here & he was made up too

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Boobs on Tv!!!!!!!!!

The college girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her English class and the instructions were that it had to include Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she wrote: Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it.

Why not ?

well??

and took photo's Someone took one of me and 2 of my mates Ruby & Stu You said you'd send it to me on messenger I STILL can't remember who you are Hope this will jog your memory as you've obviously forgot aswell

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Fu*k off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." and with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carp…

Can you all have a look at this and vote please

F.A.O every who knows me, as pompey or cyber lad...This is my new user name..and im keeping it forever! The reason? just look at my avatar pic!! what dya think? pic was taken by a mate at last years global..ive only just seen it!..apparently ive been known as pob ever since...ha ha!

Hitler in his new Avatar?

your grandmaster post - wish you'd put the DJ name in the title

Need to ask - do you need to use my decks ? x

Men are like . Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough. Men are like . Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say. Men are like ... Depa…

I FURKIN LURVES YOU Haven't said that in a while, but it's just for you!

See I do come on here still And just for you heres a pie