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here is the perfect way to get the smile you lack!! Instant grin

http://www.thesite.org/flash/pull-o-meter/pull-o-meter.html

Is anyone having serious issues accessing their PM's? I am.

..Run Time Plug Ins ? I am having problems installing to upload pics. Anyone ?

All this cleverness should last you the whole year.... Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead?" Health is mer…

What's your Mum's vital statistics?

A little black tiny pussy. It was raining and it was all on it's own on my footpath by the shed, so went down, looked in the shed to see if there were any more but there wasn't. So brought it into the warmth, let it get comfy, my dad came home and wouldn't have it in the house as he is allergic to them and he says they 'smell'. So I just had to put it in the garden again in hope, that the mother comes back for it. Now I can hear it crying. My dads a bastid.

by Bonnie Tyler... turn around Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. turn around Every now and then I get a little bit tired of list ning to the sound of my tears. turn around Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by. turn around Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes. turn around, bright eyes Every now and the I fall apart. turn around, bright eyes Every now and the I fall apart. WOW.

after excessive alcohol/drug consumption does that make you a lightweight?

The new blueprint for the noughties, scatalogical clubbing at it's best. Anyone else agree?

i have one................ moose have very poor vision, some have even been known to mate with cars oooo, and fish can drown

And what's her phone number?

Just thought id place a post in the newbie section because, well... funny enough, i'm new? Apparently no bitching is allowed on this site??? (Tell me it aint so!) So hello all and i await some abuse...

got a driving lesson now, so ill catch u all tomorrow xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Scouse Vasectomy > >After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was > >enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband > >went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want > >to have any more children. > >The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy > >that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly > >alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer > >can, then hold the can up to his ear and …

tonight i have been mostly drinking stella, listening to trance and talking crap to anyone who will listen arrrrgh

Just seen this on the Tidy site. Anyone know what happened? It's ceratainly a shame and isn't gonna do clubland any good.

'Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned'

cheers getting the topic locked so i couldnt answer back like she said... theres two sides to every story..... well here what i didnt post before... quote jilly " i put it up to end a post that should have been discussed with me and not getting everyone involved." For fucks sake... discussing it is all i have ever done with you, and when you mention talking about people behind their backs, i think you oughtta take a good look at yourself, cos youve made me out to be a right f**king ogre at every opportunity!!! well heres the facts.... Having having money difficulties at the end of last year i decided to get another lodger. hopefully someone …

this is just a hyperthetical question and has no relevence anyone or anything if i didnt like someone and they knew i didnt like them, say id told them strait and to the point, that i didnt like what they were doing to others, taking the piss, and lying about everything if someone else asked me my oppinion and i told the truth about this person would i be backstabbing, bitchy, 2 faced etc.....bearing in mind that this person knows im only saying what iv already said to there face dont forget....hyperthetical question....iv not been bitching about anyone

can we all do it or was jilly a moderator?

...this week some tale about what a ###### ive been to a board member. I just like to say the were repeated warned about telling me one thing then doing another when it came to the crunch. ....Actually sneaking off without telling me so i had to find out this morning when i tried to pay my mortgage. This months latest episode is pretty much the same as the other last few months where i get fucked over and have to financially struggle. My once huge CD collection is 75% sold paying for stuff to keep my household going which breaks my heart cos it tokk me years to build up. Looks like im prolly gonna get another mortgage fine for late payment too. Im…

can you come down 2 days early please there is a HUUUUUGE spider in the curtain in the lounge, spiders dont usually bother me but this one does im not going over there till you get here

It's raining.

Ah see...until you clicked on it to read this post it had the *potential* to be the most subtly witty and amazing post EVER!...of couse it isn't...now you've clicked on it it's lost that potential and, even as you read this now, you discover that it is merely yet another post from me of complete and utter shite...HUZZAH! And on that note...nighty night

Can you pm me ur addy asap please? xxxxxx

by Klaus Nomi, anyone remember this?

if you were born with such a grotesquely enlarged clit that the doctors thought you were a hermaphrodite and chopped it off?

who is goin from boro???

fatkins