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http://www.angrynakedpat.com/ The videos are class.

Scream told me he wants one, and i think it is a girls car! So what is your opinion?

is this gonna be abbreviated to TWAT?

iv come home to the welcome look of post on the floor only to find that its my new Hed kandi CD i love my postman Makes me wanna go out and boogie like this crazy dude

A friend sent me some pics and thought I'd share...

we dont want of that Jakie chan bollox!!

I have finally finished friday night, and promise to have the rest up by the weekend! I think it works better in installments as there is a lot to write about, and it would be like a small novel if i posted the whole thing in one go. TIDY WEEKENDER 5 REVIEW (FRIDAY) Enjoy!

Duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender: Duck: '' 'you got bread?'' Bartender: ''No.'' Duck: '' 'you got bread?'' Bartender: ''No.'' Duck: '' 'you got bread?'' Bartender: ''No, we ain' got bread.'' Duck: '' 'you got bread?'' Bartender: ''No, we ain' got no fuckin' bread.'' Duck: '' 'you got bread?'' Bartender: ''No! Are you deaf? We ain' got no fuckin' bread you irritating shit, and if you ask me again, I'll nail your fuckin' beak to the bar.'' Duck: '' 'you got a nail?'' Bartender: ''No.'' Duck: '' 'you got bread?''

just changed it back to the default blue one its like coming home id forgot how much i missed the cheep blueness

i think its cuz wen im goin down a dual carrage way the bloody lorries spray me i think they speed up and do it on purpose

you choose!! Take a guess!

havent booked it yet, as there not online, but im poised like a cipper about to be batterd in a chip shop il reply as soon as ive done it. sites being right slow at the moment, hopefully itl speed up in a sec. seems like its being updated now, as the site is down.

that has all the marco V bits in it. It's got Loops & Tings, stimulator & godd all as one song!!??? Does anyone know what its called or where I can get!

long time no see how long as this new board be going for??

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29". "I am actually 47." Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesig…

Two bored casino workers are working at the craps table. An attractive blonde woman arrives ans bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. she says, ''i hope you don't mind, but i feel much luckier when i'm compleatly nude.'' with that she strips down, rolls the dice and yells, 'Come on,baby, mama needs new clothes!'' As the dice comes to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals... ''YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" she hugs each of the dealers then picks up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, ''What did she roll?'' The other answers, ''I dont kn…

see you at the weekend

were has all the smut gone

I've been inspired by Kether's 'split an infinitive' thread...anyone fancy a few posts in Haiku? or am I going too far i'll start: I sit, wondering. On the Club The World Forum. What will I post next? What next I wonder...posts in Tanka? Iambic Pentameter? Chaucerian Couplets?...hmmmmm perhaps not

Think I've taken too many. I feel like I'm coming up and I'm shaking alot.

i did, they smelt of orang utans and the slops bucket made me heave

>MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer >for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold >out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." > >Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny >Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to >use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself." >MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen >Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." > >JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice…

The post office has issued a new stamp with a fanny on it for Womens Awarness Week. It has caused a lot of confusion as men are unsure which side to lick.

You old fecker fourteen today Have an April kinda day mate

This is from the website http://www.theweekly.co.uk don't know if anyones seen it before but it's worth a look...it was co-founded by Mil Millington (who wrote the 'things my girlfriend and I have argued about' website...which, if you've not seen it, is one of the funniest things you'll ever read...in my humble opinion) and features loads of cool little features...one of which is "A Complete Scientific Analysis of Your Name"...here's mine QUOTE CHRIS Literal meaning "Satan." History Taken from the Latin for "gravel ornamentation of a (possibly "her") drive" in a fit of passion, the name Chris was originally used spitefully to refer to warriors …

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Hi me.

Is this guy for real?? He surley must be the stupidest person in Football! I think he's out to single handedly destroy the beautifull game!! http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/040427/2/3i4c.html

What does everyone think about these? Personally I think it's a perfectly reasonable idea and feel that it won't really introduce any more Orwellian facets to society than there are already...but some people seem to be freaking out about the idea? Any opinions chaps?