General Discussion

you should get your bloke to take pictures of you in labour. i'm sure they would sell for a fair bit on ebay

i've had to devorce you as i've found this kick arse techno avatar

i'm quite partial to my neighbours dog

yes i am bored iv had 4 dogs (2 dead, 1 police trained, 1 sitting at my feet chewing his tail ) 6 hamsters (all dead and all called Biffy,,,,strange ) 2 lizards (1 ate the other then died the following day.....serves him right ) 4 cats (3 still alive and the oldest has had 13 kittens.....all by the same dad, shes no tart ) shitloads of tropical fish.....(gone to the goldfish bowl in the sky (toilet)due to powercut ) 3 rabbits (1 eaten by a fox...the others just escaped) 2 guinea pigs (sold because they liked human meat 1 snake (swiftly followed the husband when i kicked him out....think its still alive)

my penguin tourny fuked up and gave me a score of 0

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you know what i'm talking about

not sure if i want to do timeless or not on the one hand i would love to go out clubbing with me mates, but then on the flip side it will be good to have a weekend at home with me bother and a couple of dvds. clubbing cost so much and 1 night out takes up your whole wkd. where as if i watched a video i'd still be in a fit state 2moro. not that i had ne thing planned for tomorow. might just flip a coin on it

if its impossible to teach an old dog new tricks, then why are there so many old hags dressed up like teenagers?

dusky summer nights when you step into the garden and the smell of barbeques in the air.....mmmmmmmmmm

happy have u been drinking? whats got into you?

how goes it?

Are you all booked up matey?

Hi tony Do u remember a matey called adam hunter who played in the matrix?

Did you get my txt my ginger lover

Anyone got a full recent version of Cool edit Pro??

Thanks for the text....totally confused me.

Tommy Cooperisms..........to brighten up the day. 1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." 2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." 3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 4. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.. 6. A man came …

its impossible for me to buy shoes

Im away now to get sorted for my weekned away, so just wanted to say to all you guys, hope the weather stay's ace & that you all have a fab weekend, whatever it is your up too xx

If anyone would like there names added to the £10 paying guestlist for LASHED on 2nd may, please pm your full names & I will get them added. For full details on the event look in events sect, it looks set to be wicked

hello my fav babes!! are we all getting a challet for the weekender together?? hope so! xxxxxxxxxxxx

When do you come home ?

The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that

Have a good one mate

Just finished a jar of the Sour Cream and Chive and it was absolutely de-lish. Had it with Sour Cream pringles and Texas Barbeque pringles.

or thought you had, but it just turned out to be lust or strong feelings? i always thought id been in love (a few times actually) but now iv realised that it was never that at all yes i have loved but have never been in love.............. until now i spose you have to have a few trial runs before you can distinguish the feelings for sure

I mean - I know the jokes weren't the best quality.... but at least it softened the blow of finishing your ice cream.... :-(

I dont know what it is about him but he reminds me of someone from here.