General Discussion

The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that

Have a good one mate

Just finished a jar of the Sour Cream and Chive and it was absolutely de-lish. Had it with Sour Cream pringles and Texas Barbeque pringles.

or thought you had, but it just turned out to be lust or strong feelings? i always thought id been in love (a few times actually) but now iv realised that it was never that at all yes i have loved but have never been in love.............. until now i spose you have to have a few trial runs before you can distinguish the feelings for sure

I mean - I know the jokes weren't the best quality.... but at least it softened the blow of finishing your ice cream.... :-(

I dont know what it is about him but he reminds me of someone from here.

I've just ordered the 5th BOTTOM LIVE "Weapons Grade Y-Fronts" so if ever you 2 wanna come round and watch them, just let me know.

I do love your chest

links to http://community.clubtheworld.uk/ubbthreads.php?Cat= its not a valid like (i'm guessing thats because the gallery was just copyed from the old baord)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY matey, hope you have a good one catch you soon

Now I know what you scallies are like, if anything goes missing in our chalet...... THERE WILL BE TROUBLE!!

Well done Arsenal, they have been a joy to watch all season and im pleased they will win the title today! And to win the title at Tottenham also is just so funny!

Right then this link is very funny, it's about the Bible...no no no don't go away!...come back here and listen to what it is before you don't look at it please ...that's better...now as I was saying it's about the bible, but as they say on the front page "The Bible. A book of many wonders. Only a few of them properly understood. Which parts are true? Which parts are allegory? No-one really knows, as no-one was there at the scene." Well wonder no longer everyone as these chaps have uncovered the original IRC logs for the bible and decrypted them from ancient hebrew! yes that's right the bible was actually a chat room! and here you can read the innermost thoughts of the mo…

it's now under 3 million users, and the total file size shared is in gigabytes

just gotta wait till july! nice 1 me si crill moo tresh sammy steve are all booked for summer camp!!!

look at this weather , its furkin lurvly and us lot have to go work or college the only time i can get out is on a fag break and at lunch

And look who phoned me up asking if id like 2 go for a beer, i couldnt refuse the poor lad.

22 years wiser

Errrrrr, yeah i know i said id never go. But very kindly been given a free ticket =) For those of u that arent. Ill see ya all @ Lashed. Get out, get f*cking in!

any 1 wanna have a meet up with me in july at this place. Meet Me

yesterday i bought some snug hotpant's style retro undies. But i got them in a small for ultimate snugness. Its actually very wrong how snug these are. I also got a right, snug vest, which has a very retro print. Need'les to say i will be wearing this while playing volleyball at TW SC .

Hairy FEMALE cleavage.

PIMP NAME!!

Well look wat ive found 4 u girls right here, ya gonna love me 4 this hahaha! Have Fun

They were so cool

Such a pleasure. It needs beating down.

ok, although this may seem like a boasting thread its not. After reading on the net the different levels you could experience with taking shrooms, me and a friend decided that we wanted to achieve the top level. So we took 17grams of half dried shrooms *probably about 30 grams moist* each. It started off just like any other trip, intill we started getting really confused, then lost track of time, then seemed to loose track of reality itself. We had to concentrate so hard on the simple things in life to try and stay in touch. Everything got very scary, and we had to call a mate to rescue us. Anyway i think i can now sympathise with poeople who have brain damage …

i can say whatever the fuk i like and you cant defend yourself

Dont worry bushy, i'm hard as fuck!!!!

Are you in your local? Well are you? On a serious note, did the CD come Bushy, what you think of my little intros? You have to play the correct song after them, ie on the first one you have to find the right place on the new remix of "Where are you now," but the other one was a demo with the next song mixed in." I was only fucking about, but what you think? Have you got any ideas what that song is called that I don't know! It is a trance one so you may not know! Rich PS - Shane send us the link to that website for the 10 in 1 (tuuuuune!!) remix!