General Discussion

I was chatting to Bungle on MSN last night and was telling him about my leg, I told him what I has done and then he replied: "So you wont be able to wank then?" I asked him "what makes you think that?" Then he realised what he had put (he genuinely didn't realise what he'd said), he meant to put "walk," but he obviously was thinking of something else whilst talking to me. It makes me sick!

Now come on my son, when i ask you for a nice sassy look for the girls, i dont expect you to look like fucking GOLLUM!!! Get a grip Tresh, just look at the bloody state of it.

I've just been playing football and I went over on my ankle and there was big crunch at which I shouted "fuck" very loudly. My ankle has now swollen up bigtime and I can't put any weight on it! I've had injuries before and been to casualty only to be x-rayed and sent away saying to rest it as its not a break! It really hurts! Should I bother going to Casualty or should I leave it a bit?

Just had a bloke ring me telling me that I've had the same fone for over two years and he's desperate to give me a new one. Didn't realise it had been that long. Phones aren't something I think about really. I've still got a 3310e. Anyway, he's phoning back in an hour and I don't know which phone to get. Its got to be one I'll get for free, but any suggestions? Oh and it needs to be a nokia preferably I haven't got a clue

From http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040407/80/eqk3b.html AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Body piercing and tattoos make way -- the latest fashion trend to hit the Netherlands is eyeball jewellery. Dutch eye surgeons have implanted tiny pieces of jewellery called "JewelEye" in the mucous membrane of the eyes of six women and one man in cosmetic surgery pioneered by an ophthalmic surgery research and development institute in Rotterdam. The procedure involves inserting a 3.5 mm (0.13 inch) wide piece of specially developed jewellery -- the range includes a glittering half-moon or heart -- into the eye's mucous membrane under local anaesthetic at a cost of 500 t…

When we gonna see you out to celebrate?

Does ew fucking knows it ?

A little bit dodgey, but borrowed my mates copy of XP and installed it, but it was already registered on his comp, so I can't register it. Which means I can't access anything other than the net now. If I install an older copy of Windows, will I loose everything ?

HLOL

Anyone who was thinking of going or is going (like myself) then you'll be sad to hear that it has been cancelled. I am in the hope that this is a repeat of the Love Parade in Leeds, they said it was cancelled to keep numbers down and it went ahead in the end. Either way there are loads of us off to Berlin and I'm sure there will be partying until we are on the plane back home.

I've always assumed that it would be sliced cake. Does anyone agree?

heinz microwave cup chicken & sweetcorn soup? the croutons only just fit through the hole in the top.

I know this is old and probably already been posted but I forgot to post it before. How nice does this look...

will they load up for anyone, cause i've been waiting for 5 minutes for page to load on tetris and nothing happened

Around December time last year I accidently knocked some guy over outside a nightclub in town and my sister has just informed me that a copper phoned up wanting to speak to me about it today!!!!! shit!

After having the flat on the market since October, we can finally move into our new house next Friday. It's a fully renovated detached three bedder ......am very excited, and also a little worried about getting old (we have actually bought matching bedroom furniture!). Can't wait though, we will finally have a garden for little kitty l'amour!! Guess the party's round mine then!

April 24th - Absolution, Norwich May 30th - Miss Moneypennys, Berkshire Wildchild V's Slinky

you pay of all your bills and feel really chuffed yourself (without any red letters) then realise you have £8.35 to last you till next tuesday

Why are me and Maria as bad as each other?

..is pure CLASS ! Funniest thing I have seen sinse Ginge's personal pic

where are you now? im in main campus at the mo, heres my mob if u fancy a beverage sometime, or fancy a smoke. 07941513673

Me, Brisk (check his gut!) & Sharkey yet again in another fine mess!

your sig is spelt wrong darling hardware has a D in it

Have you done my cd, never mind Bungle's?! Got on line & you weren't here, so confusing!! Will you get some %&$%&" credit for your £$^*^$ phone!!

Can some antibiotics bring you out in lots of tiny little red spots. Its mainly around the mouth, chin and bottom of my nose. The skin between my nostrils had chapped almost. Never seen this before. I feel ugly... for once.

In the semi final of the Champions league. I think a draw is a good result, but they must score a goal!

Was just showing my dad the nokia site and he mentioned that they list the weights in grams. He asked me what they worked out to in proper numbers (oz's) and I converted waaaaaaaay to quickly. How the hell do I explain that I know that 3.5gs is an 1/8oz so 28gs is an ounce?!?

having to pose like super models?? Yeh ok a fair few are attractive etc, but why the posing!!??

mine r choccie biscuits... cant get enuf of them me!