General Discussion

> It appears that 'Beyonce' has just discovered she is the love-child of > the late Roy Castle (all round entertainer and presenter of TV's 'Record > breakers'). > > > > Although she says she is fine about the whole thing, she says she will > not be taking his surname.

as promised to everyone at the weekend im back to post as often as i can!! you lot were ace at the weekend and made me feel all special i know i will make you all sick of me within a week tho!!heehee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Have a look at this http://www.guidehorse.com/horses_house.htm It's a site trying to replace guide dogs with tiny tiny guide horses...yes it is ridiculous...and their efforts to make a weird mini horse look natural around the house are very impressive...but don't really work...it just looks really odd And why is there braille at the top of the page!...and why, presumably in another effort to make all this look natural, is there a picture of the bloke in bed with his horse!...that doesn't make mini guide horses any less weird, it just makes me think these people are either a odd bunch of tiny horse-botherers or in a lot of trouble with the mafia

Just found out from efestivals website that for some reason aloud the official tix agency for glasto seem to be selling some tickets again on link below https://www.wayahead-secure.co.uk/glastonbu...er1=glastonbury Duno if this helps anyone but thought would post it

Bushy mate, add to the list of my things that remix of heavens cry, if you've got it, I think you said you have! Also have you got the Farley remix of "what ya got for me?" Rich

Did I imagine it or did you tell me that I should change my avatar because it doesn't do me justice? If you did, aaaaaaaaawwwww how nice are you anyway

Deeper shades of Euphoria (friends birthday pressie) Future Trance Ibiza HHA 5

when you coming home mum thought its cheeper than a txt

woo hoo!

No wonder he looked so pissed off when he finished his set.

Why do u exist, when people can just PM each other where necessary? Aren't u really just an extension of the "General Chat" Forum??

It looks like I will be in attendance... I'm deciding my 70's rendition now Lisa

Your glands do it for you, aren't they nice?

Seriously wanted to take some photos of our little gathering yesterday but as you now know...its just not possible. Cheers for coming round, it was definately the best time I've had yet. Looking forward to next time. Heres a pic to bring on some flashbacks...hopfully.

Cut her face up with a knife then punch her in the gut.

was same as that one without the thunb!

So she can't get to the police station to report u.

in my car, with Tony de Vit - I Don't Care on. quite loud. after the second break had finished, i got out and was greeted by a middle-aged woman who said 'you can't play that type of music; this is a residential area - you've just woken me up' yay me

i just dont get it!!!!!!!!! i cant breathe properly and my chest is killing me and my eyes wont stop watering and my nose wont stop running this cold is worse than i get in winter

http://www.tidy.com/paris/messageboard_pos...set=0&poffset=0 worth a look, i'm pissed and annoyed and he's just the typical "new offensive person" i don't plan on going to bed until i've made him cry seriously - this thread needs to be watched, such good fun!!!

Please will you get on messenger?!

Dont know you but thought O'ld say happy birthday!!!! Have a wkd one

nice meeting you again mate

Hoover sample I mean...not home appliance. Just wondering really, in my humble opinion the best use of a Hoover in a Hard House tune is in 'Full Metal' by RR Fierce & DMF...it brings a big smile to my face every time I hear it anyone agree? anyone got any other favourites? Oh! and incidentally...i'm eagerly awaiting the swathe of very funny 'to keep the carpet clean' jokes...I promise to laugh at them all

I didn't know what to tell her...!

I was just wondering? Quite alot of people mentioned it over the weekend, and quite afew even suggested that it must be because he wants my bum! Blatantly!

yourselves in say five years time???

Jules is cool though

My new phone got delivered this morning, Motorolla V300, now gotta learn how to use it, hope its simple!!

wats wrong with your word filter eh?