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hello from me, not loads happening round here i see, needs a shaney injection soon me thinks, but until then take it easy guys and gals!

A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when the attractive blonde woman in front of him turned around and gave him a big smile. "Hello," she said, as she waited for her change. "Er, I'm sorry. Do I know you?" The man said in some confusion. "Oh, my mistake. I thought you were the father of one of my children," she said apologetically, and picking up her shopping, she left the store. The man was astonished. He thought, "How amazing that a good looking woman like that should have forgotten who fathered her children." Then he began to worry. He had had an encounter in his youth that could have resulted in a child he didn't know about. She had bee…

If u are a breaks dj, please pm me as i am looking for djs for our RAW night @ canal club, if wanna send a demo pm me for my addy

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The liza…

how you all doing? long time no chat !

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>>> > Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly >>>so >>> >the >>> > >>> > > >morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best >>> >friends, >>> > >>> > > >Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for. Seamus went >>> >in and the >>> > >>> > > >mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yep,he's burnt >>> >pretty bad. >>> > >>> > > >Roll him over". >>> > >>> > > >So >>>…

Hi, just thought I would introduce myself. Im emma, another newbie. Think I know a couple of people on here already. I use to go on some other message boards but my user name was Patch. Anyway Hello everyone.

What do yall think bout Santana? If you haven't heard his stuff yet there's like 6 snippets off his new album at http://www6.defjam.com/site/artist.php?art...av_prod_id=2079. I've also found out through my universal internship that his album has been pushed back again to the 22nd of November. It's going to be hot when it drops tho. Anyone else goin to cop the album when it drops?

RAW breaks, Dirty House, 'Turntablism & Scratchin' Badass promotions other night RAW is here once again, the night runs twice a month on a friday, i hope all you funksters can make it down for this event Room 1 (RAW) - DJ R.Caine (Raw) Techtonic Twins Pete Collinson (UK-Djs DJ Agency ) Mark Holliday (UK-Djs DJ Agency ) Special K (Raw) Room 2 (WORK 3rd Birthday) - WORK deep chunky underground house Leif (Trimsound/Morris Audio) Reg Paul Tucker Tigga Daniel Bruton Visuals by : Edge Left doors open 10pm - 3am info : info@canalclub.co.uk Tel : 01902421946 (canal club) Badass promotions pres…

Me & Andy would like 2 thank everyone who attended the launch of Seduction, it was a wicked day and was ace 2 see everyone in attendance, big thanks to you all, i was well pleased with the turn out!!! The next Seduction will be on the 20th November, line up will be put up this week, watch this space. Once again, thanks 2 all

Had two wisdom teeth removed today under local anesthetic. Wasn't any pain at the time but it hurts like hell now.

I know I never post anything...... So from now on I'll make more of an effort. Trouble is I never know what to post so i'll give it my best shot...... Is it me getting old or does anyone else feel like this... Its a saturday night and your really up for going out and your on a made hyper one, your in the club and for the first 3hrs your still in hyper mode then all of a sudden it hits you that you can't be bothered anymore and you get bored, maybe it's the company i'm in or maybe i've just lost my MOJO!!!!! Has anyone seen my MOJO? Can someone help my MOJO? Please be nice and reply, as I don't get many replies WHEN i do post.

My weekend couldnt get much better Curry & beers courtesy of work tonight muchos drunk dancing then tomorrow my lovely mate has paid for us to go to London, going to see We Will Rock You then to heaven which im really exited about not been to london except seone since i was a kid its gonna be lovely ;o) what r u guys up 2

An Italian, a Frenchman, and a Yorkshireman are discussing their relative performance in bed. The Italian says, "When I've-a finshed-a makin' da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats-a da 6 inches above-a da bed in ecstasy." The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nossing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with my girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats ze 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy." The Yorkshireman says, "That's nothing! When I've finished fookin' my missus, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick …

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did…

Anyone heard his new album yet? I recently got a chance to hear the whole thing at my universal internship. Thought it was really kool, very old school. If you want to get a sneak peak at the album you can check it out at http://www6.rsmusicgroup.com/revrun/home.php. Sumthin you could really old school boogie to in my opinion. have fun!

Now available from www.u-f-c.co.uk The UKs first outlet for up n coming producers to showcase their talent alongside established record labels. The site has only just come online so be patient we will be adding to the site daily. We have tracks in the pipeline from some of the biggest (and smallest) names in the UK dance scene Vicious Circle Recordings (Inc Neonate, Resurrection& 999), Short Circuit Recordings, Brain Damage Recordings, Dual Cyclone Recordings, Sabretooth Records, Generation X Recordings, Corrosive Recordings & Corrupted Recordings to mention just a few! We have also secured tracks from... Out of the Blue Recordings, Toasted Record…

Another weekend, another clubbed up – and with it comes all the finest in hard dance a radio show can provide! As regular as clockwork, 7pm Friday night…. Nice Guy Danny + Steve Arnold will be bringing you the clubbing schedule for this weekend along with some promising nights later on in the year, including the new monthly Clubbed Up night kicking off on the 2nd December. We’ll also have the ever so amusing top 3 classic tracks of the week from Tigger. Strangely enough, in recent weeks these haven’t been as bad as usual. Like the odd character Tigger is – Expect the un-expected! Speaking off strange…. And slightly odd individuals – Strange Dave and the Bounce…

ok just trying to see if i can get this station up and running please let me know if you are able to connet http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast-pl...le=filename.pls thanks Ed

COMPETITION @ TREATMENT SAT 22ND OCT We will b givin away signed mixed cd's (Shaun M, Ben Kaye and Lee Pasch) and T-shirt plus Glow sticks. For the best dressed DOC or NURSE. PLUS Where lookin 4 DANCERS & POI. So if ya think ya got wot it takes be down 4 8pm 2 ave a Trial with our new ENTERTAINMENTS MANGER the lovely TASHA (me). Trials run from 8till9. If ya gd enough you'll be ask 2 work with the TREATMENT 4the rest of the nite and future gigs. from all the TREATMENT sat nyt at the bluenotes lowastoft. c u there

Already How's everyones week been then ? What you got planned this weekend ? I've had a brilliant week, ended nicely by meeting my Line Manager who came up from London yesterday and I was plesantly surprised ! Duno what's on the agenda this weekend, have just had my whole room transformed, redecorated new set of beds and it's all looking sweet - might christen them . . . . with new bedding ! Nothing planned, although that plan is always best. It's Christmas soon ! Feck I am so excited Got my chrimbo Do early December in Cardiff in this HUGE place, 3 course meal and a Free Bar ! Oh they are all going to get to know me Got me a nice new…

IMO, I dont know why but I think she's pretty fit. I wouldnt kick her out of bed for farting OR eating toast.

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP -Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make available now" Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window." "Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you." The world expert on European wasp…

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow.…