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Are you gracing us with your company tonight for the footie???

Ok I haven't got anything to say, just looking for an excuse to use this version of your name.

given those mad women with babies who beg on the london underground wearing sarongs any money? they get reet on ma tits

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Yeah i know im talking shit. But when you listene to your chunes, do you sometimes visualise yourself dancing to it, and how you would actually do it? I do, but upon trying my visualisation with my body, it just doesent work out I guess i can only dream

Oh look a tumbleweed

Okies, the IP address 81.136.12.26 resolves to host81-136-12-26.in-addr.btopenworld.com. This means we know where it ends up. This could be a dynamic or static IP. In either case, we know the time it happened, and I may be talking with BT Openworld about exactly who this IP address was assigned to at the time. The person that lived here really hasn't been too clever... I won't take any action before speaking to James properly, but the idiot has done several things: - Illegally used unauthorised access to break into software, therefore wronging James/CTW. - Illegally gained unauthorised access to a computer system, wronging me. - Illegally gained u…

Mine used to be 'Y Cymro' translated means 'The Welshman' but that has closed down for good, some ###### has bought it and is turning it into a house or something. So now i suppose its either 'The Kings Head' in the village or 'The Masons' or 'The Plough' in Denbigh. Also how well do you know your Landlord/lady? I used to get pie-eyed with Colin at the Cymro. Only know the owners of the others pubs.

Which do you prefer? or

Are you green or is it my eyes playing up

I have never been abroad in my life, but i am wanting to go to south africa and visit family, does anyone know best airline to use to go to africa, as i will be taking my daughter and my nan.......

Is this the one and only Chris Hawkes Good Luck fella We covered each cd with a blank label, listened to them all then picked out the 10 which we thought were the best judged on mixing ability tune selection and general layout of the cd. We then peeled off the labels to reveal these 10 qualifiers. in no order. JON STANLEY AYRESY AND CLEWS HOUSE FUKKER ANDY T JAMES DIGVA DAMAGE 'N' NARKOTIQUE CHRIS HAWKES TEGGERZ ROCKIN RUSS LAURA MAY You ever been to the Edge

Would be nice to have one off you lot to cherrish.

has it always been here just not seen it?? hes pretty cool

But just how fat is she? My best mate's mum is about a size 16.

What would you choose?

That is all.

Right, im putting this up, because I don;t know who to turn to really, without them thinking the total WORSE (about me). Bit of a serious topic, this. A mate of mine has just moved in a few doors up the road from my parents. I was best mates with her all through Secondary School, and have only recently (last few months) been in contact (over the phone), before she moved in just a few doors up. About 3 weeks ago, I went up to see her and how she was settling in and that im glad she is living close by my parents because we havn't seen each other in ages. She has a baby about 2 years old and is also pregnant with another. I met her boyfriend that night who came…

How are you getting there? Anyone mind if I tag along?

Dont know why but I get this mad urge for a chocolate and cheese sandwich. Think I might be pregnant. Anyone else ever had any wierd cravings or food urges?

I know they are cute looking and I no doubt they have arses to the like to spend hours dribbling over... But coul dyou really go out with someone with all this muscle ? Does it turn you off ? Would you prefer this... A man who is full of himself (olets forget about the good looks and the nice arse for a sec).. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Or would you prefer the type of man that is a little less Masculine ?

I was having a crafty dangerwank.

Someone's probably posted this already as it's been around for aaaaaages...it may even have been me ...but I just watched it again and I laughed so hard I nearly did myself a mischief...but then i've always been an excitable chap http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/

this game is safe, fairly funny http://www.pimpslord.com/register.php?reffer=gade202

That event is on the 15th May at Mass in Brixton - the one with Dj Virus & Cally n Juice - hope you are gonna come along

Just an FAO before I go to bed, to tell you... YOUR AMAZING ! Love you long time HON HON ! mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa miss you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Woman crawling across the floor with cum dribbling out of both sides of her mouth. What does that tell you? THE FLOORS LEVEL

hypnotise ENJOY

Dry Bar, Manchester city centre.

Are these the shittest words in clubland?