General Discussion

what you all doing instead?

gotta get myself a shirt n tie and stuff im pretty nervous

they set us units to carry on with my ebusiness and we're told with have until the summer to have them compleated and have the work assessed as we proceed through it, i recived and email yesterday telling me that a unit which none of us had started needs to be in by thursday so it can be marked and set off by friday...wtf... give me 1 days noticed to do a 8 task unit - and each task will adverage around 5 to 10 pages... twats

..thought me and Miss Diddy were sisters when you seen us at WC ? Fucking loads of peeps I say !

Where are you at this mo?? I'm at home ... don't start work till 10

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i know i was chatting to a shane at wildchild as i have his number on my phone. just cant put a face to his name. do remember the whole night tho, just crap with names

Everytime you sign into MSN i think your name says DJ Elemental & HardHouseHunnij in love thought you had fallen for angel jodie

fuck fuck fuckety fuck arse bollox fluffy handcuffs

as an idea to help the newbes out (and also reduce the clickyness a little bit more), i think that when ever ne one posts pictures on an event (like some of us did with wildchild pics this last week), they say the messagebaord name of the people in the pic (and possibly, in brackets, their real name or ne aliases that people oftern call them)

fuck

If anyone else puts an FAO for me, then swears in it so I can't read it, I'm going to explode! You could be saying anythin about me (and probably are)... But be warned...once I finally get the sack from here and get a job with proper net access...I'll be readin them all!

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Bushy has rejected me Please help!!!

that people can reccomend at the moment?

everything iv done today has gone horribly wrong surely my bad luck is about to run out and its someone elses turn

just wondering since they signed my birthday card and i have no idea who that is

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Sorry I didn't answer the phone last night, was actually asleep when you rang, but it woke me up and I realised I was on the house phone to my mum. She hadn't noticed that I'd been asleep and was still yabbering away (thank god). But when I got off the phone to her I fell asleep again and didn't wake up til 4 this morning! Didn't think you'd appreciate a call at that time.

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having offsted (office for standards in education) visit me at home today to interview me and asses the enviroment im in should be fun my whole future (OTT, i know but thats what it feels like ) depends on a 2 hour visit and just to top it all off the kids picked a good day to be ill (at least they will see me with kids i spose )

i'm actually addicted. i think i'll turn to hard drugs instead - they're safer for me.

i knew we swapped numbers - i found it on my phone just now. only it was saved as just he number so i rang it up and sue voice mail came on and theres me thinking i was going mad --- sue: you can start reading now as i've stopped talking about you

i'm on most of the time but i've noticed them tup north only make it on past 6. they must be still down the mines.

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from KARIM!!!! Sayin he still wants me to have his babies... Nearly had an orgasm at my desk.

hi everyone how you all doin, am new to the site and lookin forward to meeting up and getting mashed and dancin the night away with alot of you rather lovely ppl, so if any of you see me on here just cum up and say hi. anyways see u all soon jay