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Full Name: Jimmy (jimmy_the_pornstar@hotmail.com) Gender: Unknown Birthdate: 23 Sept 82 First Crush: Mrs Bowers - my IT teacher Biggest Crush: Dale Winton Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No, Dale turned me down Boyfriend/girlfriend's Name: N/A Current status of your relationship: Stalking Ever had sex in your life? No Porn Sites/Movies: Lots of x-rated episodes of 'Supermarket Sweep' How many times do you masturbate in a week? I dont. Mums always watching me Are you attracted to an individual of the same sex? Yes Preferred Skin Complexion: Dark What turns you on the most? Big gay men pushing supermarket trollies

Sorry I didn't answer the phone last night, was actually asleep when you rang, but it woke me up and I realised I was on the house phone to my mum. She hadn't noticed that I'd been asleep and was still yabbering away (thank god). But when I got off the phone to her I fell asleep again and didn't wake up til 4 this morning! Didn't think you'd appreciate a call at that time.

tesco's value crisps - ready salted multipack

having offsted (office for standards in education) visit me at home today to interview me and asses the enviroment im in should be fun my whole future (OTT, i know but thats what it feels like ) depends on a 2 hour visit and just to top it all off the kids picked a good day to be ill (at least they will see me with kids i spose )

i'm actually addicted. i think i'll turn to hard drugs instead - they're safer for me.

i knew we swapped numbers - i found it on my phone just now. only it was saved as just he number so i rang it up and sue voice mail came on and theres me thinking i was going mad --- sue: you can start reading now as i've stopped talking about you

i'm on most of the time but i've noticed them tup north only make it on past 6. they must be still down the mines.

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from KARIM!!!! Sayin he still wants me to have his babies... Nearly had an orgasm at my desk.

hi everyone how you all doin, am new to the site and lookin forward to meeting up and getting mashed and dancin the night away with alot of you rather lovely ppl, so if any of you see me on here just cum up and say hi. anyways see u all soon jay

went ice skatin yesterday, n there was some fairly impresive ladies there, nice bodies, n good skaters was jus thinkin they must get so many blokes tryin to chat them up on the ice, i instead jus let my moves do the talkin as i skated along holdin my leg out backwards, lookin so camp also the little spins helped to anyway again another one of my pointless none intrestin posts so il add something to reply to. What hobbies do you enjoy doing?

hi hon If you want me to pass on your number to Will at Frantic let me have it and I will do!

Will there be many sexy cyberkittens at cyberkitten? Hope so.

totally miss the event message boards was always a ood way of meetin new clubbin partners, especially if non of your mates from home wanted to go to an event but you did

any ideas on what to do with myself? Use your imagination kids.

People with colds piss me off

If you say your name out loud it sounds like Cyber Spaz that is all

Anyone tasted these ? James bought them on the weekend (As we love white cholocate) and they are RANK. Im well dissapointed.

was just reading ur profile EBO hunny and ur 17 to phew i thought i was the only one so how old was you when u started clubbing babe

Hello all, Ive been registered on here once before but only posted a couple of times and think my username had been disabled. I run and play at a night called Flow in Manchester playing vocal and classic house and thats about it really! www.flow-manchester.co.uk

Very funny Jimbob!

ok try not to flatter yourself here now mate, but while helen was down and we was drinkin the clubbers special drink, we was talkin aboutcha and we both nearly began to cry cause we miss you also - helen was wondering what your real name is

shit crap arse twat

how do? is that u in your avatar? i thought it was Ant n Dec!!!

sorry i missed you 2 at the weekend!!!!

...is your partner in crime ?

And gracing you with my presence in your chalet!

I'm gonna PM you my address hon, let me know if it works cos it didn't last time.