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im so not used to having mondaysoff work i thought it was sunday jus clicked that shay was meant to have been in nursery half hour ago, crap crap crap, normally the childminder takes him gona have to set an alarm next monday to remind me good jub its jus a nursery and not actually school aint it

Happy Monday peoples - I take it you have all recovered from your weekend ? So, what did you all get up to ? I spent loaaads of money this weekend, havn't done that in ages ! New winter coats, new boots, new panties, new BED (single and a double, woohoo !), new PC Table, New Carpet for my room, New Wallpaper, new everything ! Splashing out I am Bit of a quiet one really, although went for lunch yesterday at a really nice pub and upon leaving I did something very daring, (I'm not gona tell you lot ) and it benefited me late yesterday evening HAPPY MONDAY INNIT ! Maria

Films As Voted By Readers Of Empire Magazine And Members Of Empire Online! 1 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2 Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back 3 The Shawshank Redemption 4 The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King 5 Fight Club 6 Back to the Future 7 Pulp Fiction 8 The Matrix 9 Star Wars: A New Hope 10 The Godfather 11 Jaws 12 Aliens 13 Raiders of the Lost Ark 14 Goodfellas 15 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 16 The Usual Suspects 17 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 18 The Godfather: Part 2 19 Donnie Darko 20 The Big Lebowski 21 Alien 22 Blade Runner 23 Se7en 24 Twelve Ang…

my mate is organising a huge event, we have already spoke to nspcc and are in talks with various ppl in the system but here is the info so far that is a starting plan although it is not a confirmation we did have anne savage confirm today by email and are in talks with various others, we are yet to get all info into writing and organize a meeting... reason i am posting this is we need ppls help, wether your a promoter, dj, dancer, organizer or can offer advice please contact me. i can only give further info when i know myself thanx dani and pipree

Anyone else 'feel sick' and 'lose yoour appetite' when you chew through a bit of grizzle in your 'was' lovely sausage Sandwhich ? One of the lads just brought a nice Sausage Sarnie in for me, for breakfast, and enjoying it I was. untill I chewed through a bit of grizzle, which turned me right off and led me to throwing ALL of a good sandwhich in the bin, and now I feel like I want to go and vomit. Is anyone as wierd as me in that respect ?

Hows everyone?

Mate in work just told us all his wife is expecting. Possibly the best news I have heard in a while as he really deserves it as he is one real nice guy ! Suffice to say I am WELL broody now (again)

hows every1s week been? what u doin tonite? tomorrow? next day? monday will come, and only too soon

Okies - I'm throwing a Pre-Weekender party @ my flat in Brum tonight. Those that want to crash over are more than welcome to, but our convoy wants to get to Prestatyn for about midday, so it'll be an early-ish start...

Foooook me it's painfull !

Has anyone seen this guy live ? I want to go and see him in November as he is awesome and I love the guy. Any good ?

Doobs, One of my old Fabric clubbing buddies, Matt Ckillz, has recently set up this new site - I thought you would appreciate this !!! www.jaguarskills.com

ive changed my addy as i had lost ppl on my old one and never put them back on, had so many weird emails and weird ppl adding me so anyone want it il inbox it only this one isnt being put on any site

Wock n Woll !

u enjoying making them banners dont u? dont suppose wen i get the pics off 2 of my admin mates on my other site u could whip us up a couple???

last night sum1 commented on my avatar and said 'thats a quality pic btw, u look like tiesto a bit' hmmmmm lol who agree's/disagree's?????

Unbelievable.

if the post will come today with all my stuff??? i got one package yesterday, and it wasnt what i had expected either, although very pleased all the same. *edit* - (they also stuck a free-be in it too, the soundtrack to the Final Fantasy movie. to which i was stumped why it was there cos i didnt order it so took it as a free-be) - *edit* am waitin on photographs comin, shaneys tunes, a cd album, train tickets... bloody hell lol im waitin for quite a lot.

As most of you may or may not know, i've recently been selling a ticket for this weeks weekender. One of my mates said that she'd definatley have it, 100% certain, no doubt about it, consider it sold. So, i withdrew it from sale and told about a dozen people that it was sold. Now she's decided that she doesn't want it and has left me with an unsold ticket and 1 day til the event. I guess that's £110 out of my pocket then

As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

Did you just see THAT ! Unfuckinglucky. Serves your right for not keeping your Pogo Stick in your pants when you're already married ! I felt gutted for him - unlucky indeed. Edit - retard spelling.

Just been made perminent.

a carrot.

A few photos of my weekend in prague with the wife! Click Me To See Prague!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

check out this trailer for this new game due out this winter i think. 50 Cent Bulletproof. looks amazin, shud watch it

as men shake the pump nozzle after they fill up the tank why dont women pat it dry with a bit of tissue

1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 7. A man came…

WTF is going on in your avatar...? lol

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