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I have been thinking of having my hair done like Jordans, as it was when she went into the Jungle. James says it would look shit. Help me

just wanted to remind all you absent minded blokies (and some girles) to remember mothers day anyone have any ideas for pressies......i havent a clue

1000th postday happy postday to me.

or is it just me?

Has anyone been quoted happy like the twats in the advert or is it just utter bollox, and they are actually really expensive insurance?

The first dance cd i eva brought! Listenin to it now... Born Slippy, Wink, Robert Miles, JX...ahhh the memories!! What was the first dance cd u got then?

I love this programme! its amazing!

Got my nephew and my niece here in my bed, my nephew looks as though he is going to fall off the bed. I won't move him, it will be fun to watch Slept up my sisters last night in bed with my 5 year old nephew. I woke up briefly at 8.30am and he was laying next to me with his hand on his chin and he said "Im just waiting for you to wake up. Im going to put the play station on to put Gran Turismo on, are you going to play it with me ? On the other hand, il let you go back to sleep." I love his mature attitude. He's ACE

........WARNING!!!! PICTURES OF CYBER WANNABE TURDS........

if a small condom goes on a small penis, and a large condom goes on a large penis, what does a thick condom go on? an arsenal fan

Here is one I just recieced.. From : Phil Sent : 14 March 2004 01:27:41 To : Subject : Re: Hey | | | Inbox Hey Mark, Hopefully your month has been going better than mine. I did a stupid thing, and well, it's been a pain for sure. Tore out the tendons in my ankles when rollerblading down the steep hill by your house, I am surprised why you haven't heard. Anyways, Ihad to begin taking these meds that are an leg and a arm in the pocketbook. My brother in law in New Jersey sent me this place. http://66.218.71.223/*-http://www.wwf.com....t/a1/index.html stuff:anything else, I can procure from there, since the…

Just kidding

Is that you Maria?

Tea Tea I like Tea

and then saw ud sent me a PM.... on my email notification, but i havnt got one... =S Im rather quite interested in that ticket! x

Well?

USually when I post on any messag eboard I automaticaaly hold down the ALT and then hit the S key whilst I still hold down the ALT key. Reason being, I got so used to using that shortcut when I used to use gurn instead of clicking on "post". So it's always been a natural reaction for me. Anyway, enough of that. For some reason I just did it on here to enter a post (you couldn't do it on the old CTW board) and tada ! SCORE ! Anyway - that's a usefull shortcut for you

How come you are invisable ?

Just a tip for ya's. Instead of clicking on "post new topic / post" with the mouse, if you hold down the ALT key and then hit the S key, the post will be posted for you. I love this shortcut

I am still finding it hard to make friends like this. That is following a night in Yates's and All Bar One in Wimbledon mind you where people are unusually unfriendly. Is anyone out in London tonight - Saturday night? If so, will be in Motion bar by Embankment after 7pm - need to catch up with some friendly people if anyone's about!?

After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis. He asks "do you want more sex ?" "No" she replies. "Im just admiring your cock... I really miss mine". rankness.

Why are you posting anonymously? Hiding?

nice name Do you come here often ?

Has done away with his "Production Studio" and has now got a "Porn Studio" set up. aww shooks !

....fancy a quick shag while no ones looking??!!

2 weeks in Majorca, for 2 people, self catering, in May... £119 ! Bastids.

What are you up to this easter? im going to a club in bathgate line up is :- Charlotte Burch - Lady Dana - Dj Astrid How good does the night sound

Mr Moo smiley